Event 5 of the season took us to the beautiful Sweetwoods - another championship standard course with a slightly higher price tag to reflect the levelled up conditions from the norm. The Drift, which was a course we’ve previously played, was a firm favourite to date for many and this one was a strong contender for sure!

A first hole tee off that favoured a Jimmy Bullard ‘soft lemon’ special… clearly didn’t suit the majority of the 29 man field! With what felt like 50% of the team balls being lost on the 1st hole, this looked to be a tough day for most from the off! But one team that didn’t struggle in that department was the winning 3-ball combo with a 27 point win… Congrats James Page, Dan Tune and Sean Culley! After a hefty cut following his scandal win a few events ago, this might be the only thing possible for Mr Page to win… or will it!?

Another new location for the TBIS society that presented us with another new name on the tray with player of the group ‘Hefford’ taking the win! Ash Hefford, who’s been knocking at the door for some time now, secured his first TBIS win with an impressive 34 points playing off 4. It was clear from his groups feedback that there was some superb golf on display!

There was hot competition with Nearest the Pins for this one… with many getting close! James Brown, whose front 9 left many thinking an overall win was in sights (before blowing up on the back), secured one! Mr Hunt who thought he was close to celebrated this 3rd hole in one got another, leaving it just feet away! And the final 2 went to Shane Fowler and Ash Hefford!

The Pony hat went to Gary Tillot but could this be another rags to riches story with Boundary Lakes round the corner!? Either way I’m sure he’ll be welcoming the shots back!

Another cracking day for the gang! With our next event only weeks away it’s full steam ahead for the TBIS train with no breaks!

RESULTS:

1st – Ash Hefford – 34pts

2nd – Shaun Boswell - 33pts

1st NP – Adam Hunt

2nd NP – James Brown   

3rd NP – Ash Hefford

4th NP – Shane Fowler

TBIS Team Ball – James Page, Dan Tune, Sean Culley

Pony Hat – Gary Tillot – 15 points

As we stretch into the backend of the season for the TBIS we visit another course new to the group for event 6 at Boundary Lakes in Eastleigh. 

The course has been highlighted as another target golf complex for players to attack and achieve potential score averages that will go towards this seasons Race to the Stone event.

At a very reasonable price for the days play the committee are hoping to attract the scratchers of the group to finally dust of their wallets and commit to another fun filled day of golf. 

Boundary Lakes, Utilita Bowl’s picturesque 18-hole golf course, complete with USGA standard greens, is the ideal setting in which to play risk and reward golf with gettable greens that if missed can add serious score numbers to the card. 

TBIS prey that this will be a dry day before the winter months head in where courses over that period have been selected carefully based on course style and the potential to hold out against the wet weather. 

Draws and Handicaps will be allocated closer to game day under this intro section once confirmed numbers have been agreed with the golf club. Times of tees and bacon butty arrivals will also be highlighted nearer the time. 

Kind regards 

TBIS Committee 

With a quick turnaround for the TBIS we visit the lovely Sweetwoods golf course for event 5 of this season schedule.

Controversial actions were taken by the TBIS Committee this week where a complete axe of players commenced on the players social platforms in an attempt to get the true competitors solely available for this season’s events. In recent times the society has had a lot of phantom golfers included in the group. The ones that beg to play and be involved in this TBIS group, to then not ever entering the supplied events in place. 

Action was taken by the Committee this season at the recommendations of the group to supply a season schedule with dates in advance. The logic was that players could pre plan their events in advance and choose at least 3 or 4 competitions available to play out of a possible 9 booked in for 24/25.  Courses were also selected at the request of the group to play ‘elite’ venues that most would not/or entertain if organised themselves. With a mix of value prices for every venue based on communications with the committee and these venues, prices have been slashed considerably based on if these tracks were played in smaller groups/individuals. 

The TBIS are always trying to create new ways with great venues for each member to enjoy on every occasion. Time at no fee goes into creating the best possible day for each player who commits to an event and the society. The 6-comp average for the RTTS start points is in place to reward the players that commit to the TBIS, we are fully aware that not every player can play every competition due to required arrangements, but we as a committee and players who do dedicate their time do expect better commitment to the society more then once or none a season. 

Sweetwoods Golf Club is a glorious championship standard golf course set in the Wealden Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty that the TBIS will visit for the first time since there existence. 

The Par 72, 18 Hole Parkland course forces you to consider every shot. Dramatic tee shots, challenging approaches and fast, undulating greens make our course both challenging and memorable. Rated as one of Sussex’s best courses set amidst the stunning woodland landscape and a number of natural lakes on 9 of the 18 Holes, it offers a test to players of all abilities. 

The course is kept in impeccable condition from season to season and is sure to be another beautiful experience for the group with another magical gem of a course ticked off on there list to play. 

The day will start with a clubhouse meet for 9.30am with the normal bacon roll and coffee routine. Groups and handicaps will be drawn this week with the detail included to this introduction. 

Draw and Handicaps: 

Play well and enjoy the day!

TBIS Committee 

Event 4 of the 24/25 season welcomed us to the beautiful Pyford Lakes where yet again we were welcomed by brilliant hospitality from the golf club but classic TBIS weather for the events players to contend with. 40mph gusts of wind on a gloomy day really set up a day of challenging golf for all. 

31 players put pen to paper to compete on the day with a few new faces in the mix. New handicap formats and rules were implemented for the first time to the group after recent scandals which for the time being should put a lid on the few that question the committees’ policies on a regular basis. 

The course itself, like always was in immaculate condition, Pyrford a few days earlier had held the Clutch Tour event where a final day 65 clinched a win for Jack Madden. It was clear to all colleagues at Pyrford that the same quality of golf was not to match that of Jacks as 1st tee nerves seemed to get the best of every player of the TBIS. 

One man looking to go back-to-back at Pyrford from last seasons win with 45pts was the big ginger telephone pylon Ross Standen, Ross recently warned about is discipline around handicap discussions turned up like a new man ready to prove a point where he once again went to toe to toe for the win. There was one man standing in his way and this man was a senior. With only the second senior win for the TBIS in its 34-event history the Sussex Scotsman Rob Duncan secured his name on the Baking Tray for the first time. 

A 40-point battle between Standen and Duncan went down to mandatory putt off which brought home the win for Duncan with a put just inside the big mans. With extreme weather conditions on the day, navigating huge amounts of water and a course that beat up most players in the field 40 points score for both players were exceptional. 

Most players in the field will be using event 4 points averages as one they can drop off after 6 events played but there was some light at the end of the tunnel for some with cash prize giveaways for wins in the groups game and nearest pins. 

The group battle went to the consistent John Hearn, Joe Friend, James Brown, and the loveable Barry Boyling. Nearest pins went to the brutally cut James Page after his bandito round at Chartham where he picked up double bubble on 2 of the holes, the birthday boy Craig Prior who celebrated his 30th birthday on the day with some pocket money, and John Hearn who added to his days work with a sweet 5iron into wind on the second hole. 

Plans are in place and meeting set with various establishments for the 24/25 Race to the Stone venues to work out the best available complex for the TBIS Society, with Event 5 on 13th September at Sweetwoods this will give players another chance to obtain vital points averages for this weekend. With 6 events required for a potential FedEX points payback for this weekend its important that we get some of the recent drifters with pony excuses coming back to play. Dates and fixture schedules were added to the TBIS this season to help support players with planning, yet the same faces seem to opt out on most occasions, chances are these AWOL members could see their membership revoked for new faces waiting in the wings if we do not see them soon. 

Results: 

1st – Rob Duncan (13) 40pts (Playoff Win)

2nd – Ross Standen (13) 40pts

NP1 – John Hearn

NP2 – James Page

NP3 – Craig Prior 

NP – James Page 

Team – John Hearn, Joe Friend, James Brown, Barry Boyling

Next Event – Sweetwoods Friday 13th September 

Event 4 for August is here already and events seem to be coming thick and fast while the weather is kind and courses in good condition, giving players the opportunity to gain points towards the TBIS Race to Stone season 4.

Pyrford was visited last year by the society and quickly became a tour favourite, with the picturesque setting, hospitality and plenty of water in play. The TBIS Committee decided that a visit in the peak of summer would be the perfect recipe for hopefully a full house of competitors.

Due to the quality of the course and the demand, the TBIS have moved this event to a Thursday to give the best price for players. This would be the first event held on a Thursday for the society outside of the glamorous Xmas event that is held every year.

Pyrford allows you to experience the advantages of modern construction techniques, including USGA specification greens, tees, and approaches, as well as a state-of-the-art automated irrigation system. If it weren’t for the stunning lakes, you might mistake this Alliss & Clark design for a seaside links course. The rolling terrain and tranquil ambiance make it a must-visit destination for golf enthusiasts.

Featuring 23 acres of strategically placed lakes, each hole offers a unique and exhilarating experience on a naturally well-drained landscape. With this in mind, head ball sponsor Fore Golf Balls will have various ball stands located around the course to help support the more wayward players at a risk golf round will not be finished due to lack of golf balls.

The course last year churned out some impressive points scores on the day with the same faces claiming that this again ‘was the best round of their lives’ card as they hit 40+ points. Far and away winner Ross Standen shot an impressive 45pt score that till this day questions the Committee handicap structure even though he hits 35pts on most rounds. The penny hasn’t dropped yet with Ross and numerous others whoever, who play the hard done by card at every event. They don't understand that the Committee really don’t care how you feel about your playing handicaps, as they stick by there main motto of ‘This is not a democracy but a dictatorship’ slogan. So because of the same old faces crying on most occasions (even though they have wins, NPs and seconds on most occasions) the Committee will be bringing in a day rule for each event:

• any questions or groans on handicaps for that day by any player will be highlighted to the playing group for that event… the vote will then go to the society on if that player moaning receives another shot taken off that handicap for that day. 
• No handicap will ever go up on the day if questioned, only punishment to those who whinge where further punishment will be met with further shots taken. The ball is in each player’s court on if they even want to mention handicaps to the committee, as chances are action will be taken on this few minority.

Further AGM outcomes this week have also brought in further discussions on handicaps for new players. The days of honest, good etiquette golf seem to be a long way behind us (perhaps keeping in line with the state of the country in general), so the committee will be implementing a new structure of any player who feels they are above an 18 handicapper - they will start the first event on the TBIS on 18. They will be exempt from the Pony Hat if they receive below 20 points on that day. Based on that round a new handicap that is aligned to the players playing skills will then be provided to that player for there next event.

The draw and handicaps can be found below (as above, moaning equals more cuts!).. The TBIS bookies will be back open again for this competition Players will need to place their wagers in the normal fashion prior to play on Thursday morning.

Bacon Rolls and Coffee/Tea are available from 9.30am in the clubhouse that overlooks the beautiful lake that surround the course with the first tee time for this event being 11.00am (Again later start and Thursday tee time has brought price down for a re-visit of Pyrford based off feedback from the group on our last visit).

Normal prizes again will be on display for both individuals and golden ball team game. Please again help out the TBIS Committee by bringing £15 CASH on the day to support these prizes.

Regards

The Committee

So it's happened again. A newbie feeds the committee the “I've not played golf in 10 years, blah blah blah” line and then turns up and rocks the society with an absurd 44 points. Well, the committee will not be letting that happen again. After gaining some great insights in how others have run societies in the past, the TBIS have turned to golfing dinosaur Trevor Frost for the answer: No newbie shall ever play on the TBIS society again off more than 18 first time out. 

Although Page clearly is a better golfer than the 24 shots that were given to him, he definitely had a very good day in the Chartham Park office. However, he will pay the iron price on his next outing at Pyrford - the committee will be setting an unprecedented statement on his handicap. Enjoy that Pagey.

Shaun Boswell also put in a career best of 42 points, with many people bringing in to question his handicap. However, Shaun has now played 9 events on tour, scoring an pretty pathetic average of 32 points, all whilst making the bookie £££ where people constantly back him. Keep it up Shaun. 

In other news on the day, the TBIS almost had a society ending lawsuit on their hands after a tree almost came crashing down on Wayne Newton. However, it actually might have woken the new dad up, as up until that point (hole 6) he was 10 over, and he managed to go the rest of the 12 holes 10 over, scoring an impressive 37 points. 

As for the groups, somehow Barry Boyling managed to win the Pony Hat and also pick up money for best group score - a feat that the committee are not sure has ever been done before, especially as a 3 ball. 

Now a look at the leaderboard after 3 events - Shaun Boswell finds himself top of the leaderboard with that impressive 42 points. Rob Duncan has posted two 36 pointers so far and sees himself in seconod whilst Hunt has been his usual consistent self and takes up 3rd spot, meaning the seniors are finally finding some form on the leaderboard. Long may it continue. 

Results:

1st: James Page - 44 points
2nd: Shaun Boswell - 42 points

The Pony Hat: Barry Boyling - 23 points

Group: Barry Boyling, Ross Standen, Trevor Frost

Chartham Park Golf Club is the venue for the TBIS for event 3 of the 24/25 season, and its somewhere that the group visited last time out in their first season as a society. 

Recent research carried out by TBIS officials concluded that Chartham is again a Sussex golf club right at the top of the list for quality and beauty, so when the course was shortlisted for season 4 it was no surprise that the group voted for another visit. 

Its 18-hole design in Chartham Park is located just outside East Grinstead, with holes designed following an original layout created by eight-time Ryder Cup player Neil Coles and well-known designer David Williams. The course was first opened in 1992. this beautiful parkland course is adorned with water hazards in half each hole on the scorecard.

The course is currently 6,680 yards from the tip with 72 holes and the holes are arranged in two return nines. The most notable holes are the strong par fours on both the 12th and 6th as well as the signature 16th that doglegs away from a green that is beyond a huge, carp-filled lake.

30 player shortlists have been presented to the group for this one but with holiday season upon us numbers competing should again be in the mid to high 20s. 

The summer sun is here finally for the group where quick greens and hard fairways could play into a new winners’ hands of the TBIS Baking tray. The Tray itself has been modified for the future and will make its debut for this event due to original now being filled with past winners’ names. There will be an opportunity before play for fans to have photos and touch the tray before play on the 5th of July. 

Players are asked to arrive at Chartham for 8.45am for Coffee/Tea and a bacon roll where the first tee time will be 10.00am. The draw and player handicaps will be located under this news thread next week when final numbers are confirmed. After heavy criticism towards head handicap CEO Joe Perry at the last event big cuts and upsets are expected to happen on the day for Chartham.  

A warm and windy day at Royal Eastbourne on Friday lined the TBIS with difficult golf conditions for all. Quick greens with down winds proved a difficult task for all with group game scores being an all time low for the 27 players competing.

With 7 groups playing on the day group scores consisted of 1,0,5 and 3 with the closest team to the winners score of 34 being 19, with all 7 group balls being lost on the day. Group 2 of Adam Hunt, John Hear, Matt Williams and James Brown coming in as winners on the day even though they lost their ball on hole 18. 

 Tough uphill, downhill and long par 3s with club selection being key in the wind went to Adam Hunt, Craig Prior, The returning Alf Garnham after an injury layoff and Lew Jenkins. 

Tough day in the office for most but a real battle for the ‘Pony Hat’ for the days worst stableford score was lashed out between Ben Cumberland with 16 points, Matt Hammond with 17 Points and Gary ‘The Silver Fox’ coming up trumps with a full total of 15 points on the day. 

The battle for top spot was between two long term friends who put together impressive scores on the day. Daryll Frost was in the clubhouse with a 35-points score before the last group came home. An impressive 38-point win and his name etched for the 2nd time on the tray went to Craig Boyling after putting on a great display of golf on a tricky track at Eastbourne. 

Another successful day for the TBIS who again enjoyed the great hospitality put on by Royal Eastbourne. This was our second visit along the coast in 2 seasons and I’m sure the group would recommend this course to friends in the future. If you haven’t played here this is one we would suggest you tick off. 

Next event will be at the lovely Chartham Park in East Grinstead on the 5th of July. Invites for the day will be presented to the group this week with 40 spots up for grabs. 

Final Standings – 

1st – Craig Boyling – 38pts (10)

2nd Daryll Frost – 35pts (17) 

Team – Adam Hunt (3), James Brown (23), Matt Williams (14) & John Hearn (11) 

CP Hole 3 – Adam Hunt

CP Hole 8 – Craig Prior 

CP Hole 15 – Alf Garnham 

CP Hole 18 – Lew Jenkins 

Just like that event 2 of the 2024/25 season is here and we revisit Royal Eastbourne Golf Club based of such a good event last year. The course is always welcoming and in great condition, so it was a no brainer from the committee to go back. 

The course with its rich history in Sussex and being over 100 years old is a perfect spot for some old heads who now play on the TBIS now to hopefully shoot low with the required stableford averages over the course of the season being vital. 

With good scoring around the beautiful Drift golf club in the season opener last month, there is expected to be a few cuts going into event 2. A field of 28 players have committed to the day with the draw expected to be out to the press early next week with selected handicaps. 

With Joe Perry away again this will be a chance for the newly crowned Intern John Hearn to step up and show the group what he is about after impressive hospitality displays of late as the society’s head of media. The Committee would like to congratulate Jonny on this new role the first in the TBIS history. 

Bacon Rolls and Coffee/Tea are available from 9am. Can we please request that players are there for 8.45am SHARP as this helps the committee run the day that much smoother for all players to enjoy their day considering the committee are a man down. 

First tee time is 10am, Normal prizes again will be on display for both individuals and teams, so please again help out the TBIS organisers by bring £15 CASH on the day to support these prizes.

 All players that have purchased TBIS Merchandise of late and haven’t received but are playing on the day will be able to collect from The Committees on Friday before play. TBIS Merchandise Old or New should be worn for this Event. 

Play well. 

TBIS Committee

The start of a new season and what felt like the start of summer all thrown into one! For this event we visited one of Surreys parkland courses ‘The Drift’ and instantly from the drive in you could tell this one was a level up… Academy level practise facilities, stunning golf course views and complementary driving range balls (which was a nice touch, especially for those that hadn’t hit a ball since Oxfordshire to allow them to dust off those cobwebs and get those soft lemons firing!)

Another new location for the TBIS society that becomes a firm favourite to date for most, this one was a beaut!… and for those that missed out don’t worry it’s a course we will absolutely be looking to revisit again… some of you tightwads will just have to cough up the extra £££, but trust us it’s worth every penny for this one! Mr Tillott even said this beautiful course, popping with vibrant colours with fairways like carpet “was the best course he’d ever played in the UK”, and trust me this guy has played some courses in his time and appreciates a good flower show - so if that isn’t something to go by, I don’t know what is!

Fuelled by bacon buttys the 23 man field hit the putting green for a handful of practise 3 putts before taking to the course! A deceivingly tricky track, that could catch any golfer out… but if you’re striking it well off the tee and put your ball in the right places, it’s a course you can really go after! The greens were pure and the course in outstanding condition - there was a lot of character with this one, it really was a superb day!

Adam Hunt secured his second ever TBIS win with an exceptional +3 gross round (39 points). Although a very strong performance was displayed by Aidy King, the 38 points just wasn’t quite enough to take the top spot and so on this occasion Aidy had to settle for second place!

Best back 9 winner saw Adam Hunt and Aidy King step up for a putt off after both shooting 20 points. Mr King took the 12 premium golf ball win after a tactical 2 inch putt to keep the ball on the green following Hunty managing to de green his putt!

The Pony hat went to Trevor Frost with a very out of character 23 point performance, however it wasn’t all doom and gloom… Mr Frost and his fellow 4 ball managed to win the group Team Ball game and all take home some cash after a combined 37 point performance.

Another fantastic day for the record books for TBIS. The next event for the group is a visit back to the lovely Royal Eastbourne! We’ve got a special line up for you all this year with the TBIS society continuing to get stronger and stronger year on year… this train isn’t stopping anytime soon!

RESULTS:

1st – Adam Hunt – 39pts

2nd – Aidy King– 38pts

Best back 9 - Aidy King

Pony Hat – Trevor Frost – 23points

1st NP – Adam Hunt

2nd NP – Adam Hunt  

3rd NP – Gav Hammond

4th NP – Aidy King  

TBIS Team Ball – Gav Hammond, Daryll Frost, Trevor Frost, Craig Boyling

Season 4 is here for the TBIS with a quick turnaround from our season 23/24 season at Oxfordshire. 

John Hearn took the win over 2 days with a great display of golf and becomes the 6th major winner in the society’s history. 

This season event will introduce 2 new players who have received their tour cards for this season so as commissioner of the TBIS we would like to send a warm welcome and good Luck to Gavin Hammond and Ben Cumberland. 

The Drift Golf club is one of the gems of South and another new location for the tour. A woodland course layout is enhanced by an array of wildlife, attractive water features and an abundance of flora making it one of the most picturesque courses in Surrey.

The par 73 18-hole course measures 6,443 yards from the white tees and makes superb use of the mature oak woodland from which it was carved. 25 Players will start the season playing at the drift where again valuable point averages earnt throughout the 9 set events booked in so far will generate the needed FedEx points totals come the end of the season finals. 

The days event will follow the normal TBIS prize process with 1st, 2nd, Best Team, Best Back 9 stableford score and all nearest pins in play. 

Players are expected to be at the golf club for 8.30am with bacon sandwich with tea/coffee served at 9. First tee time is 10.10 with 7 groups teeing it up. 

Draw for Friday 24th May 2024: 

Handicaps for the new season will be released on the day of the event. 

Good luck for Friday and of course the new season for all TBIS members. 

TBIS Committee 

This years Race to The Stone Playoff Finale, held at The Oxfordshire, was yet another superb weekend as a group, with our ‘Head of Socials’ being crowned our 2023/24 champion after a stunning display of golf!

24 players came together for a weekend of laughs to all battle out for the collection of top prizes worth over £2k!!! From an £800 golf club voucher to Clubs, Bags, 4Ball vouchers at various clubs and much much more there was a lot on offer for the top 15 players for the weekend… plus with the usual cash on the line for daily winners, NTPs and group games it was almost impossible not to walk away with something! (Even Ashley Towler who firmly secured last place for the weekend, took home a TBIS brolley as a momento).

The TBIS committee kicked off the weekend handing out goodie bags for every player attending the RTTS weekend. With a limited edition TBIS white polo and embroidered TBIS logo driver head covers for all, we headed out as a group looking the part!

We weren’t blessed with the easiest of weather conditions for this one which made things a tad more interesting to say the least! Day 1 felt like 50mph winds… so keeping that team ball in play past the front 9 would have been something in itself (especially coupled with the TBIS beer rule set at the beginning of the day that “every player needed to consume a minimum of 5 beers during the round” or face a serious cut for the final round)!!! For Day 2, though the wind dropped, the TBIS rain curse showed an appearance! Given the weather challenges, the course was looking great and playing well, with a lovely roll on the greens… some holes even giving a bit of a linksy Royal St George vibe!

John Hearn secured the top spot for the weekend! Some could call this a rags to riches story! From getting the Pony hat at his first ever TBIS event 3 years ago as a beginner golfer to now getting his hands on the Buddha ‘Race to the Stone’ trophy with a new shiny gold star next to his name! No doubt a nod has to go to Tim Lewis for teaching Mr Hearn the ropes! 5 Coaching lessons with Tim Lewis Golf Coaching was even sat featured on the prize table with Caspian jumping in to grab them, creeping into the prize pot cut off after securing a 13th place finish - who knows Cas, after your winning lessons the future could be bright for you too - Enjoy!

In all previous years, the RTTS day 1 winner takes a 2 shot cut for the second day, with the runner up taking a 1 shot cut however… with a medical exception, due to the joys of being on antibiotics, and not being able to partake in the ‘minimum 5 beers rule’ for the first round, after winning Day 1 Hearn took a 5 shot handicap cut for day 2 on the chin. His words at the dinner table, “If I’m going to win then I’ll take my punishment and do it properly” - fair play Sir!

Dispite the 5 shot cut, John Hearn firmly secured his spot on the Major winners list with 10 point lead from his nearest rival Richard Bartlett, our runner up for the weekend!

Our Top Senior spot led to Dave Wilds and Gary Tillott, two absolute legends of the game, having a putt off after both walking into the clubhouse tied on points! Mr Wilds was victorious on this occasion and walked away with a £100 voucher and overall 4th spot prize for the weekend, however the grin on Gaz’s face walking away looking like a Tour players caddie with a brand new limited edition Taylormade Cart bag suggested he was pretty happy with the outcome anyway!

Thank you for all who attended the weekend and made it the trip that it was! Equally thank you to all the other TBIS members who have played in events throughout the year. This society has grown and grown over the years and in our opinion gone from strength to strength and this is all down to you - thank you!

The new season gets underway next month, where we visit ‘The Drifts’ on 24th May - a new course for the TBIS to suss out!

We appreciate you all - here’s to another cracking season!

TBIS Committee

Top 10 Overall Standings for 2023/24 Season:

1st John Hearn

2nd Richard Bartlett

3rd Adam Hunt

4th Dave Wilds

5th Gary Tillott

6th Dave Herbert

7th Steve Farrell

8th Gareth Cook

9th Aidy Cook

10th Craig Boyling

11th Macca Daniels

12th Neil King

13th Cas Wade Brown

14th Joe Perry

15th Darren Fuller

The finale is finally upon us, and the lovely Oxfordshire Golf Club is the TBIS choice of location to bring the 2023/2024 season to a close.

24 players will make the trip where they will all fight for the top 15 prizes worth around £2k plus. 

The last two seasons have created a new Race to the Stone winner who has come fighting from a minus points advantage for the win. Joe Perry will look to go back-to-back where he proved last year that two solid rounds of golf will bring home the top prize of £800 golf voucher. With 15 prizes on the table for this event over two days only 9 players will leave empty handed this weekend. 

Both days will have the normal prize pots in place for Team, 1st/2nd on the day, & closest pins This makes up a generous prize pot for the whole weekend if players find form. 

First tee time on Sunday will be 12.00pm so we are asking all players to report to the bar for 10.15 for a few rules explained, TBIS goodie prizes, and enough time for the traditional RTTS photo, as well as the 1st and 2nd TBIS putt off for our 2 leaders Dave Herbert and Craig Boyling. 

Both players have finished the season on 35-point average over 6 qualifier events which means they will have one putt each with the closet player to the hole getting a 4-point lead for the weekend. The loser of the putt off will take a 3-point lead for the 2-day event. Committee member and co-owner of the TBIS Adam Hunt will start on a 2-point lead and a senior qualifier Aidy King will start with a 1 shot lead. A full table of the field below will show each players starting position for the 2-day event for total stableford point scores. Players finishing first and second will have 1 & 2 shot cuts for the second day with the bottom 2 players of day one again getting 2 and 1 shots back on there handicaps for day 2. 

Second day of golf will be from 11.00 am where groups will be placed on ranking from day one. Players with highest scores will go out last where a champion of the 2023/24 season will be crowned with a full presentation after play. 

Dinner will be on offer for all players Saturday night where The Committee are sure a few alcohol beverages will be consumed, and full breakfast buffet to soak up any hangovers ready for final days play on Sunday. 

Sunday Food agreed by Players (Note Supplements need to be paid when checking in)

£30 CASH needs to be brought to the club on Sunday for cash prizes over two days, do not forget this please. Full TBIS Uniform also has to be in place for Sundays first round. Players will have a Limited Edition RTTS Polo for championship day on Monday. 

The draw for Sunday has taken Place and this can be found below: 

Stableford Table Prior To Play: 

Handicap Table Prior To Play (Note: 1st place on day one will receive a 2 shot cut, 2nd 1 shot cut – Last place 2 shots extra, second to last 1 shot extra for day 2)

Good Luck to all players from The TBIS Committee. We again thank you for your contribution to the Society for another season. 

Hunty & Winkle 

With the TBIS 2023/24 season coming to an end at Oxfordshire in April, The Committee have moved quickly to announce the up-and-coming season fixture list for 2024/25. 

The society ethos is to try and play as many new golf courses as possible for the group at a price that suits all. Hours have been spent negotiating deals with each club to give a group-based price per person.  Each event, players then contribute to The Race to The Stone prizes at the end of that season for a prize pool worth 2k plus.

This will be the groups 4th year of existence, with 28 different courses played to date. 4 new venues have been added to this up-and-coming season with the Oxfordshire club still to play for this seasons ‘Race to the Stone’ finals. 

Dates and Times with links to each course have been organised to get best price/availability for each TBIS Member. 

2024/2025 Fixture List:

The Drift GC - Friday 24th May

Golf Courses at The Drift | Social | East Horsley Surrey (driftgolfclub.com)

Royal Eastbourne GC- Friday 14th June

Home :: Royal Eastbourne Golf Club (regc.co.uk)

Chartham Park GC - Friday 5th July

Sussex Golf | Two 18 Hole Golf Courses | Chartham Park

Pyrford Lakes GC - Thursday 22nd August 2024

Discover the golf course at Pyrford in Woking, Surrey - Pyrford Golf Club

Sweetwoods GC - Friday 13th Sept

Sweetwoods Golf Club - Golfing in Kent & Sussex

Boundary Lakes GC - (Utilita Bowl) Friday 11th Oct 2024 *(Discounted Room Offers for the TBIS society for players who would like to stay down for the evening)

Boundary Lakes Golf Course | The Utilita Bowl

Purley Downs GC - Friday 22nd Nov 2024

Golf at Purley Downs :: Mature downland course, with its rolling fairways, and stunning views over the horizon of London.

Worthing GC UPPER - Shotgun Start – Date TBA

Vardon Course :: WORTHING GOLF CLUB, with its two 18 hole courses, occupies a commanding position on the slopes of the South Downs

Pyecombe Golf Club - Thursday 6th Feb 2025

Welcome to Pyecombe Golf Club

Price and start times will be released nearer the time of each event through the normal whats app services. We have a cap off for each event of 40 players apart from the Christmas Major at Worthing so selection/confirmation for these events will be on a first paid basis by each TBIS member. 

Due to event being abandoned on 2nd Feb Event 9 will now be played on 8th of March. New Odds to be announced. 

The final qualifier event of the 23/24 season is here, and it takes us to the Sussex downs. Lewes Golf course has been chosen to host event 9 with course selection again taken into consideration with the gloomy February weather conditions surrounding us. 

Lewes Golf Club is a glorious downland course located in the heart of East Sussex.
Founded in 1896 Lewes is a course is challenging but fair. Walking legs are a must with plenty of up and down hill holes that will test all players.  Another chance for tour players to earn the well needed points totals for the Race to The Stone in Oxford. 

Currently 34 Players have committed for the 2nd February with 2 spaces still available. The current leader board is very tight with various movements still available for plus point starts at Oxford in April. Getting a solid round in could be all the difference on prize selections at the finals. 

Handicap committees are currently assessing the previous scores at Worthing where shots back and taken will be expected at Lewes. The tee time draw will be available from this website next week as well. Breakfast start at 8.45am with first tee time set for 10am. Various day prizes and competitions are again in play. 

For players that are expecting there TBIS uniform order this can be collected as well on the day through the committee table. Bobble hats, visors, and baseball caps are also still available for a small fee. 

Good Luck on the days play. 

TBIS Committee 

*** With the bid day getting suspended during play on the 2nd the TBIS will revisit Lewes on the 8th March. New Draw and Odds will be created for this day and listed below ***

NEW DRAW/HANDICAPS/ODDS - EVENT 9 - 08.03.2024

ODDS

With the society growing year on year the TBIS committee have deep dived into the stats for players who have contributed to the growth of the brand since we began.

Below lists the averages for each player who has played 5 or more events through par 3’s, 4’s  & 5’s.

With Lewes around the corner a list of events played to date by each player can also be seen in the tables below: 

Par 3 Averages:

Par 4 Averages: 

 Par 5 Averages

TBIS Events Played since Society was created:

The 5th Major star event got underway last Thursday for the TBIS and it was the biggest event in its history with 53 players teeing it up at Worthing Golf Club. Christmas Jumpers and knee-high socks flooded the Sussex Downs as TBIS traditions continued as we drew a close to 2023. Event 8 of the current season was underway with better weather and playing conditions to 2022 with frost causing mayhem the previous year. One player who stepped up and placed the Herbert name on the tray for the 3rd time alongside brother Spanish Dave was Steve who came home with a level handicap round of 36 points and a future star attached to his name for the rest of time with the TBIS. 

The traditional photo of the day was taken and then 14 groups got underway after the complimentary bacon roll and coffee with the serious players making the most of the day having a pint before play started. Various games were in play on the day which acted as a leveller with a hickory club hole, 3 putt and shot and the newly introduced hockey putt hole on 11 all adding to the days fun which this event is all about. 

A prize pool of £830 on the day was spread across various prizes including the OAP spot for the over 50-year-old players, all in good generosity from the committee to add to the old timer’s pension pots. This prize on the day went to Paul Franks with a 34-point total and a playoff chance for third spot with fellow tour players John Hearn, Wayne Newton, & Daryll Frost. With light a issue the standard putt off had to be improvised, so a classic up the wall match up after the presentation was in the end won by TBIS social manager John Hearn himself with a nice nifty in his pocket. 

All nearest pins were in play on the day – 4 in total with an extra closest in 2 also in play on hole 18. Local resident Richard Barlett managed to squeeze 2 in close and came away with £120 to head home with. This would of gone straight to his son who would of easily spent that and more of his dads money at his local Indian that evening. The remaining 3 £60 totals went to Dan Tuppen who played one in close on 3, Lew Jenkins on the hard 7th and Ross Adams on 14th with a winter tucked tee box. Congratulations to all as the money was mostly spread across the field. 

The golden ball game went to group 7, with 2-time champion Dave Herbert, The local body builder Macca Daniels, The life and soul of the party Terrance Dodd and TBIS Committee member Adam Hunt. A nice sum of £160 shared between them would make the evenings beers taste a little sweeter. 

One player who didn’t have the best of days was new to golf Jake Stakim, who managed a 10-point total on the day. With his name on the hat for the second time Jake will be hoping that Santa brings him a little more luck and love for the game in 2024. 

Onto the top 2 spots that by all accounts went to the wire. Adam Hunt aka Hunty finished his round with a 35-point total with missed putts on several holes that in the end wasn’t enough to take top spot from the incredible display of golf on a tough course from Steve Herbert. Steve another newbie to the game of golf with plenty of attributes to kick on and progress to a lower handicap in the future hit a 36-point total playing of 29. He adds his name to the Tray as the 27th winner out of 29 events and also places himself at the top of the tree as a 5th separate ‘star’ winner. He will join the table and annual dinner with Ross Garnham, Matt Boyd, Sam Bond and Joe Perry as part of this incredible group of players to hit the bigtime. Congratulations to Steve on a fantastic achievement that is etched into the history of the society.

The evening as always was celebrated together locally at the club and into Worthing. Although not the busiest we have seen in recent times a group of people celebrated together the TBIS Society that everyone has helped build. With waiting lists to join growing all the time this club of people are the original personnel that is helping to grow something special for years to come. In the classic Christmas attire of jackets and TBIS ties we again stood out and plugged the society across worthing drinking establishment’s. Thank you. 

The Christmas period will leave the TBIS with a little break till the start of February where we will resume for event 9 of the 23/24 season at Lewes Golf Club. Discussions are in place to add one more event in March where final negotiations and dates will be provided to the group for the annual Race to the Stone weekend away. Various dates will be put forward to the group where majority votes for this date will be confirmed and finalised.

On behalf of the TBIS Committee members Adam Hunt & Joe Perry we would like to wish all of you and your families a great Christmas and new year. See you all in 2024! 

RESULTS:

1st – Steve Herbert – 36pts

2nd – Adam Hunt – 35pts 

3rd – John Hearn -34pts – Up The Wall Playoff

1st OAP – Paul Franks – 34pts

1st NP – Dan Tuppen

2nd NP – Lew Jenkins

3rd NP – Richard Bartlett   

4th NP – Ross Adams  

5th NP in 2 – Richard Bartlett 

TBIS Golden Ball Team – GROUP 7 – Dave Herbert, Macca Daniels, Terry Dodd, Adam Hunt – 36pts

TBIS Bonus Winner – Steve Herbert/Wayne Newton – 6 TP5s each

Pony Hat – Jake Stakim – 10pts 

Note: 8.30 am start for coffee/tea and bacon rolls inside worthing golf club. We are fully aware that due to volume of players this may be a long wait for players drawn in late tee groups. We would though appreciate that all players playing could be on putting green for 9.15 for the traditional TBIS group photograph. A lot of planning has gone into this day for you all so a photo to capture the occasion that we have always done since starting would be very much appreciated. 

Rules For the Day: 

• Provisional Ball played off the tee if ball is deemed out of bounds or won’t be found.
• If Ball cannot be found from original shot, 2 stoke penalty play from fairway.
• If Ball is found, but deemed unplayable 1 shot penalty from unplayable position (2 Club Length)
• Gimmie range on putting green is metal part of putter.
• Game holes to be played as asked. Failed to do so will lead to a 2 shot penalty for each hole.
• No Xmas Jumper or Xmas knee high socks not in play through 18 holes will be given a 8 point deduction. Fines will be implemented during presentation at TBIS groups discretion. With all proceeds will go to the groups chosen charity.
• 3-minute rule for looking for lost ball. Be cautious that this is a big group of players playing. Don’t be that guy who thinks he is better than the rest of TBIS group.
• All players present after play for group presentation and Christmas drink together to celebrate 2023.
• Full betting programme will be on offer for the day, with write ups and odds for all 56 players playing. Same rules apply with £5 max bet on each player chosen. The number of bets you lay on each player depends on how lucky you feel and how you would like to spread your bets on the day.

Rules For the Evening: 

• TBIS gold tie must be always worn throughout the night. If you do not have a TBIS tie these can be purchased of the Committee for £10. If you choose not to wear a TBIS tie and do not purchase off the committee this will be a £25 fine to the selected charity.
• White shirts must also be worn in the evening, with any jacket colour optional to each TBIS player.
• No bad manners, disrespect, or violent behaviour will not be tolerated by the TBIS committee. Worthing Golf Course, and The Last Melon have kindly accepted our request to host us for the evening. Any behaviour that oversteps the mark could lead to disciplinary action and a potential sacking from the TBIS Tour.

Games and Prizes in Play for The Day:

Hole 4 – Hickory Club Hole – Each player must use the hickory golf club off the tee box for their first shot. 

Hole 11 – Hockey Stick Golf Putt – Each Player must use the hockey stick on their FIRST putt on this green. 

Hole 16 – 3-Putt & Shot – Any Player in Group that 3 putts on this green will lead to whole group completing a shot.  Tee total Players Exempt, but do have to down a pint of coke in one at the bar after round has finished. 

Nearest Pins in Play: Hole 3, Hole 7, Hole 9, Hole 14

Nearest Pin in 2 shots In Play: Hole 18

TBIS Bonus Prize: Best Back 9 Stableford Score

TBIS Golden Ball: Lowest handicap player uses golden ball first. This is moved through the group based on lowest handicap rank. Stableford score taken with the player holding the ball. Scores added up per hole for final total. If ball is lost, final group score will finish with that total.

PRIZE POT: £840 Total

1st - £150

2nd - £90

3rd - £50

Best Senior (Over the Age of 50 only) - £50

Closets Pins - £60 Each (x4)

Closet Pin in 2 on Hole 18 - £60

TBIS Bonus – Best Back 9 Stableford Score – 12 Golf Balls

TBIS Golden Ball Team Game - £170

TBIS Draw for Christmas ‘MAJOR’ Event:

The big one has come around again as we enter the first ‘Major’ event of the 23/24 season. The 5th major in the TBIS history will see the biggest field to date with 56 players teeing it up on the traditional Thursday morning on the 14th. This will also see the biggest winnings pot on the table with a grand amount of £840 all to play for. 

14 tee times are booked with various mandatory games in place through certain holes and of course the TBIS players dressed in Christmas Jumpers and Christmas socks for the days Play. 

Worthing ‘Colt’ Golf Course will continue to be the venue for the Christmas event as the TBIS Committee draw down on the 3-year contract agreed with Worthing Golf course back when the tour sprung on the scene back 2021. With 4 separate major winners in Ross Garnham, Sam Bond, Matt Boyd and Joe Perry being the only players yet to wear the golden star on their outfits could this year again bring a new name to the fold. 

Worthing Golf course ‘The Colt’ is a downlands links that is a home to several TBIS Tour players in the off season. The course widely regarded as the most interesting and the best test of play. The course as a whole is first class, but it is lifted out of the ordinary by the magnificent series of holes coming just before the turn in a picturesque valley known as Deep Bottom, under the shoulder of Cissbury Ring. The Lower Course is not, perhaps absolutely typical of downland golf. When the club decided, soon after the First World War, to lay out a second eighteen-hole course, they called in the famous golf architect, Mr H S Colt, to redesign the whole scheme, and in place of the original course of 1905, he contrived with great ingenuity to layout the No. 1, or Lower Course, for the most part along the valley, and the No. 2 or the Upper Course, on the ridges above. 

The group will have everything crossed this year for weather forecasts to be positive with last year seeing the group play only 16 holes and all on temporary greens due to the deep frost. Play was fun, and eventful but did leave a few players turning to the bottle early due to the difficult conditions on the day. 

This event is the one everyone books in early, due to the TBIS evening ceremony linking on to the days play.  The standard Mandatory ‘WHITE’ shirt and TBIS Tie will be required for the evening this year booked for ‘The Last Melon’ in Worthing town centre. Suit Jackets must be worn but colour is at each players discretion. TBIS Ties can be purchased on the day from the Committee. 

Worthing Golf Club do have Shower/Change facilities with towels if players do choose to change straight from the golf course ready for celebrations in the evening. Food & the bar have been stocked ready for the wave of Yellow and black as each player ends his 18 holes. Winnings and prizes from the day will be completed at Worthing golf course after each group have finished there rounds. With a big field, I would suggest getting cosy with a mulled wine in the bar as points totals are counted by the TBIS Committee members. 

A full TBIS Bookie programme for those who would like a wager on the day will also be on offer where the normal rules apply. 

The draw & handicaps will be released early next week, so keep tuned and get ready for the event that never seems to disappoint year after year. 

Kind Regards, 

TBIS Committee 

The golfing gods were nice again to The Boundstone Invitational Society on Friday with a sunny November day making way for the tour in between a wet spell on the south coast. Another new location of Willingdon Golf Course would be the challenge for event 7 of the 23/24 season. 

A sensational full English breakfast buffet was in place for the group prior to play, before 28 players battled it out on a tricky up and down course that played more difficult then first thought. With a cold chill in the air and lots of long par 4 holes in play to raised greens, bogey golf for most would be the dish of the day. Greens protected in the winter months played very slow, which lead to some high putting stroke calculations from some of the field when the Opta data was received by the committee after a long day’s play.

One player who managed to get hot was our overall winner Hayden ‘The Wardrobe’ Hunter with an impressive 37-point total playing off 18. He managed to just get over the line in front of the impressive Ashley Hefford who shot a 36 point round of a 5 handicap. Ash has now been in second place 3 times since joining the tour, his first win must be near as he dreams of seeing his name etched on the famous baking tray. Hayden though had enough to see an impressive 26th winner out of 28 events in TBIS History. 

The group golden ball game also went to Hayden and his group who hit another 35points win to secure first prize on the day. His group members of Ryan Thomas, Ross Standen and Dan Tuppen all walked home with pound notes in there back pocket. 

The TBIS bonus prize which normally goes to the best back 9 score of the event was changed up for Willingdon due to the excessive amounts of par 3 holes on the course. 6 Par 3s were in play on the day with the bonus prize going to the player on the longest 222-yard hole. Committee member Adam Hunt collected his prize of 12 new golf balls to boos from the haters. The 5 other par 3 prizes were all won by 5 individuals on the day. These went to 2nd place Ashley Hefford, First senior winner Barry Boyling (who will be cut another shot at Christmas for not wearing the ‘Pony’ hat at Willingdon) Son Craig, Ross Standen, and Ryan Thomas. Congratulations gents! 

The Pony hat battle went to Adam Wilds after a 3 way putt off for the crown with 21 points. Wildsy opted to putt right-handed even though he is left against Dan Tuppen and Ash Towler. Sadly for Wildsy this approach meant he hit the projected 40ft putt 4 yards meaning Tez will wear the Pony hat with pride at our annual Major Xmas Event in December. 

Another fantastic day for the record books for the society where mentions of visiting Willingdon again in the summer have been mentioned. The next event for the group is the big one… Worthing Major Xmas Event 8. 56 spots have already been grabbed for the day. The event will see the tour hit new records since its begun with 14 tee groups set to swing. Normal rules apply on the day with Christmas Jumpers and Knee-high Christmas socks mandatory during play on Thursday 14th December. 

Mandatory TBIS ties (Can be purchased from the committee) with white shirts and jacket colours of your choice must also be worn into the evening after play and on into these years booked location ‘The Last Melon’. Fail to comply will lead to fines on the day and future handicap cuts. This event is a signature event of the year where full commitment to the rules and cause create a day for all to remember. Do Not be That GUY! 

Details are out, and payment is due… so if this hasn’t been squared up then do so, fail to pay on time could lead to spots been given to those in the wings…

RESULTS:

1st – Hayden Hunter – 37pts

2nd – Ashley Hefford – 36pts

1st NP – Ashley Hefford

2nd NP – Barry Boyling 

3rd NP – Ross Standen   

4th NP – Craig Boyling 

5th NP – Ryan Thomas 

TBIS Golden Ball Team – GROUP 5– Ross Standen, Ryan Thomas, Hayden Hunter, Dan Tuppen

TBIS Bonus Winner – Long Par 3 – Adam Hunt 

Pony Hat – Adam Wilds – 21points – 3 way Putt Off with Dan Tuppen, Ash Towler  

Events are coming thick and fast with number 7 on the cards for this Friday at Willingdon Golf Course. 

Another new location set for the TBIS Tour as the group travel along the coast to Eastbourne to earn ‘Race to the Stone’ points. 

Willingdon Golf course is nestled in the south downs and is a famous design by Alister Mackenzie. With natural drainage on the course this set up should allow golf all year round. With greens the size of 50p coins, accuracy with greens in regulation percentages are key to scoring around this tricky golf course. 5 par 3s are attached to the card at Willingdon which is very rare occurrence within south coast golf courses but leaves all to be played for when the TBIS Golf Tour attend on the 17th. 

Congratulations again to Ross Standen who was another new winner of the tray at Pyrford Lakes with an impressive 45-point total playing of 18. With such a high win and 40+ point total the TBIS Handicap committee have hit big Ross with 5-shot penalty which should now bring him down to his exact golf England handicap. David Herbert has also been hit with a 2 shot penalty for event 8 at Worthing for the Christmas Major Event. Spanish Dave will not participate this week at Willingdon but a second-place finish and another 40+ point score will see him punished for his 5th major appearance. Committee member and TBIS founder Adam Hunt will also be marked down to 6 due to a 40-point total on the day at Pyrford. 

2 newcomers will start there TBIS journey this week with Craig Prior and Richard Vaughan qualifying for the tour. The newbies have been cut 1 shot on there debut following TBIS protocols due to pervious new starters hustling the tour with wins on there first event. Richard and Craig can thank these bandits for the cut. 

Several players have also been rewarded with shots back for event 7 due to poor scores last time out. Barry Boyling who DQ’d last event and came away with ‘Im Pony at Golf’ hat has seen his handicap creep back up for Willingdon. A hefty invoice landed on the committee’s desk last week from Pyrford Lakes management team due to the intense tidy up of Barry’s tears on the course’s patio overlooking the 18th. The TBIS would again like to take this chance to apologise to Pyrford. 

The draw and handicaps are live for the days play below. The TBIS bookies will be open again for this. Players will need to place their wagers in the normal fashion prior to play on Friday morning. 

This event has been upgraded with a Full English Breakfast available from 845am. The committee would advise maybe getting there a little earlier this event due to the traffic issues this way. There will be no delay to play on the day so we like every participant to attend a little earlier then planned so set up and details of the day can be explained over breakfast.

First tee time is 10am, Normal prizes again will be on display for both individuals and golden ball team game. 5 closest pins will be on offer for this event with the 12x new golf balls normally for the TBIS bonus prize for best back 9 score will now be used for the extra par 3.

 Please again help out the TBIS Committee by bringing £15 CASH on the day to support these prizes. 

Regards

The Committee 

Event 6 of the 2023/24 season and Pyrford Lakes GC may go down in many players eyes as the best course and set up we have played to date since the society started back in 2019. 

With many new courses on the schedule this season we have stated on a few occasions now the level of courses played this time round. With the TBIS brand expanding the quality of golf courses played by the group seems to get better and better with every event. Pyrford set up from the breakfast bap in the morning, to the fun and water dodging course played and then the finish with a nice pint of Guinness on the open terrace left each player coming of the 18th green with a smile whether they played well or not. 

Discussions have started to take place with the Get Golfing Group Ltd who own Pyrford and several other courses in the area to host the Race to the Stone championships back end of April. Negotiations are ongoing by the TBIS are hopeful in closing a deal very soon. 

The day was a blinder for Ross Standen as he closed out a win with a 45pt score off 18 beating his best score since playing the game of golf by 3 shots. The screams from his group as he sunk big putts and scrambled when out of position could be heard around Woking. Ross got the job done from the ever so consistent Dave Herbert who finished a close 2nd with 42-point score. Both players playing extremely well on the day, where they ran each other very close, but in the end another new name on the tray happened, and Big Ross can relax knowing his name is etched in history on the famous baking tray.  

The team ball result went to the only 3 ball group on the day in Tee time 1 after a few dropouts late on for the day. The only side to head home with the ball and impressive score let Ash Hefford, Gary Tillott and Steve Farrell claiming the first-place prize pot. Nearest pins went to Darren Fuller, who was also presented with a pack of extra 12 golf balls due to a scoring mistake at the previous Slinfold event for best back score on the day, Adam Hunt, Brad Lewis and Trevor Frost. Each all earning £40 quid to cover the majority of there day. 

A close match up for best back 9 score went to 2nd place Dave Herbert and Adam Hunt who both hit 21pts on the tricky last 9 score. 2 sleeves of balls for each as the prize was split with clinical shooting. 

The Pony hat went to Barry Boyling our previous champion at Slinfold, this shows that the best can go from hero to zero in 18 holes. Barry had question marks over his handicap all day after a cut from his win, rumours have it that the walk off and DQ to his name that earnt the hat was a player on strike for the day. The TBIS committee have this week called a meeting to discuss further disciplinary action against Mr Boyling for his actions at Pyrford where further shots cut for event 7 have been discussed. This is a warning for the future for TBIS playing staff that if you do want to play games and go up against the big boys in the committee there will only be one winner. Future actions or whinging by all won’t be accepted and punishments will be in place for those who want to continue poking the committee bear. 

Next event up and coming is the event 7, held this year at Willingdon golf course. This will take place on the 17th of November where we hope the weather will be kind to us as we head to Eastbourne way. Then the big one and competition no one wants to miss as we go into our first major of 2023. The tradition of Worthing golf course will again be the location for the Christmas Event that will be held on Thursday 14th December. Texts will be going out in the next few days to gauge numbers for both. 

Results: 

1st – Ross Standen – 45pts

2nd – Dave Herbert – 42pts

1st NP – Darren Fuller

2nd NP – Adam Hunt 

3rd NP – Trevor Frost   

4th NP – Brad Lewis 

TBIS Golden Ball Team – GROUP 1 – Ash Hefford, Steve Farrell & Gary Tillott 

TBIS Bonus Winner – Back 9 score – Adam Hunt & Dave Herbert – 21pts

Pony Hat – Barry Boyling – Hero to Zero in one event with a walk in at Pyrford.  

The autumn chill is here and the TBIS head towards event 6 already with plenty still to play for with the all-important points averages for the 2023/24 Race to the Stone Playoff Championships. 

The society finally had its first senior winner in Barry Boyling at event 5 in Slinfold after 25 previous events in the history of the TBIS. A lot of talk is happening around various media outlets that the curse has been broken and that Pyrford Lakes is another course that could suit the eye to the old and straight players of the tour. 

Pyrford allows you to experience the advantages of modern construction techniques, including USGA specification greens, tees, and approaches, as well as a state-of-the-art automated irrigation system. If it weren’t for the stunning lakes, you might mistake this Alliss & Clark design for a seaside links course. The rolling terrain and tranquil ambiance make it a must-visit destination for golf enthusiasts.

Featuring 23 acres of strategically placed lakes, each hole offers a unique and exhilarating experience on a naturally well-drained landscape. With this in mind, head ball sponsor Fore Golf Balls will have various ball stands located around the course to help support the more wayward players at a risk golf rounds will not be finished due to lack of golf balls. 

The draw and handicaps are live for the days play below. The TBIS bookies will be back open again for this competition as certain committee members have now got their house in order on what’s important and what is not when it comes to TBIS golf. Players will need to place their wagers in the normal fashion prior to play on Friday morning. 

Bacon Rolls and Coffee/Tea are available from 9am in the clubhouse that overlooks the beautiful lake that surround the course. The committee would advise maybe getting there a little earlier so breakfast can be appreciated that little bit more with the stunning views.

First tee time is 10am, Normal prizes again will be on display for both individuals and golden ball team game. Please again help out the TBIS Committee by bringing £15 CASH on the day to support these prizes. 

Regards

 The Committee 

Barry Boyling has proven there is still life in the seniors with a historic first win for the old boys. An impressive 36 points on a tough day at Slinfold was enough to get his hands on the Baking Tray. Perhaps this is exactly what other seniors on tour needed to up their game, seeing one of their own actually manage to score more than 30 points. 

Former Slinfold member Richard Barlett came a close second with 34 points. 

At the other end of the spectrum, it was a tough day for the TBIS's OOOAP Tony Elliott. Despite having played golf for over 83 years, he only managed to tally up 19 points which earnt him the Pony Hat. Better luck next time My Little Pony Tony 

1st - Barry Boyling - 36points
2nd - Richard Bartless - 34points

Pony Hat - Tony Elliott - 19points

Event 5 is here, and we are halfway through the 23/24 season already. Slinfold Golf Course known to most will be the location for the day on the 15th of September. 

30 Players so far have committed to the day with this course being another new location to the Society. Local for most, this course could be a great place for yet another new name to be added to the stunning TBIS baking tray. 

The golf course at Slinfold Golf & Country Club is set in 165 acres of land comprising a mix of woodland and mature parkland. Constructed in 1994, continued investment by the Country Club Group has seen the 18-hole Sussex golf course improve in condition year-on-year. Today, a golf club membership at Slinfold means players can enjoy slick greens, lush, manicured fairways and well-maintained teeing areas which, combined, provide a fair test of golf for the advanced player and novice alike.

Measuring 6,424 yards from the white tees, the Sussex golf course could be summarised as a "thinking person's course" – where strategic shot placement takes preference over long drives. Well positioned bunkers and natural hollows need to be negotiated successfully to shoot a good score around this course.

With an unexpected heatwave hitting the Southcoast this looks like this will be another hot one for the group. TBIS EHS department have issued a warning and have advised that lots of fluids should be taken throughout the day.

The draw and handicaps will be live online early next week as numbers will be confirmed and submitted with odds for the day as well added to the website. Players will need to place their wagers in the normal fashion prior to play on Friday morning. 

Bacon Rolls and Coffee/Tea are available from 9am in the clubhouse that overlooks the course.  

First tee time is 10am, Normal prizes again will be on display for both individuals and golden ball team game, on this occasion the team index game will not be in play. Please again help out the TBIS Committee by bringing £15 CASH on the day to support these prizes. 

Draw & Handicaps 

Regards

 The Committee 

Matt Williams finally got his name on the baking tray for the first time after an impressive 39-point score after being cut a shot to 16 for his second-place finish in event 3 at Westerham. He becomes the 23rd winner of the tray as the group celebrated their 25th event milestone. Melon also received the TBIS bonus prize on the day with a 21 point back 9 score. 

Royal Eastbourne Golf Club was glistering in the sun on Friday for what would be another one for the memory bank for the TBIS. The hospitality was spot on from the golf club and the course itself in fantastic condition. 

Melon was battled all the way to the end by last events winner Craig Boyling who also took a cut for his win, this didn’t seem to impact his coring as he went on to hit a under handicap round with 38 points. Both players now sit nervously for the future as future cuts will be incoming. 

With the course being new to every player due to no previous rounds at this location, course management and play was going to be important for much needed points. The first closest pin, an uphill 170-yard shot was not hit by any of the 32 players, meaning a quick addition of closest in 2 on hole 17 was added to the prize pot. This and another nearest pin were snapped up by Luke Collins who took double bubble on the day. Other nearest pins went to Grant Thetford, Steve Herbert & Daryll Frost. 

The majority of the group games went to the wire with most teams heading home with the golden ball. A 3 way putt off for the win was finally decided with Dave Herbert, Joe Perry, Dave Wilds & Neil King coming out as winners. The index ball with best points scores for index holes 1-4 went to group 3 with Macca Daniels, Lee Garnham, Gary Tillott and Trevor Frost getting the job done on the day. 

A quick swing around with Event 5 just 2 weeks away at Slinfold Golf Club on the 15th September. Messages will be out this week on the details and costs. 

Results: 

1st – Matt Williams – 39pts

2nd – Craig Boyling – 38pts

1st NP In 2 – Luke Collins

2nd NP – Luke Collins

3rd NP – Daryll Frost   

4th NP – Grant Thetford

5th NP – Steve Herbert

TBIS Golden Ball Team – Group 1 – Joe Perry, Dave Herbert, Dave Wilds, Neil King

Team Stroke – Group 3 – Macca Daniels, Trevor Frost, Gary Tillott, Lee Garnham

TBIS Bonus Winner – Back 9 Score – Matt Williams

Pony Hat – Martin Hunt – 13pts 

Event 4 comes to us fast with a trip to Royal Eastbourne Golf Club booked in for Friday, another new location for the TBIS Tour. 

30+ players again will battle it out for the valid points averages for the Race to the Stone Finals in May. 

The 100-year-old Devonshire Course is named after The Duke of Devonshire and it provides an attractive combination of parkland and downland with outstanding views across Eastbourne and 18 different, but challenging holes.

The flagship course is offers a combination of open fairways and narrow doglegs, challenging bunkers, testing putts and requires some accurate tee shots.

The 10th hole is arguably The Royal’s signature hole. A stunning view across Eastbourne and the English Channel greets you as you step onto the elevated medal tee.

Predicted good weather for the 25th seems to be the main recipe for good golf and another chance for players to hit some high point totals, which seems to be a common thing currently on tour. Handicap committee have been working tirelessly to review current player standards and it is highly expected that some big cuts are coming in the very near future. On the flipside the committee feel that players who have struggled this year will be rewarded with a generous token of shots on this occasion. What won’t be tolerated on Tour is moans and groans, so a strong suggestion to the playing staff is that rattles and dummies should be left at home come play on Friday. 

An Old Timer is yet to get their hands on the Tray in the existence of the TBIS Tour, The Committee’s patience is starting to wear thin as the TBIS is starting to be questioned as a tour for the young guns, THIS needs to change. Lots of OAPs go to Eastbourne to retire, and the TBIS will be offloading some whist they are there if they do not perform. A top 2 for +50 is required… or ALL senior players could be in trouble.

The draw and handicaps will be live online Thursday night with odds for the day as well. Players will need to place their wagers in the normal fashion prior to play on Friday morning. 

Bacon Rolls and Coffee/Tea are available from 9am. Can we please request that players are there for 9am SHARP as this helps the committee run the day that much smoother for all players to enjoy there day. 

First tee time is 10am, Normal prizes again will be on display for both individuals and teams, so please again help out the TBIS organisers by bring £15 CASH on the day to support these prizes. All players that have purchased TBIS Merchandise and haven’t received but are playing on the day will be able to collect from The Committees coffee table on Friday before play. TBIS Merchandise Old or New should be worn for this Event. 

Regards

 The Committee 

The Boundstone Invitational Society have finally secured new uniforms with big sponsors for the 2023/24 Race to the Stone Season. 

Lengthily negotiations with golf brand Druids have seen the society opt for a new clean-cut look of charcoal and grey polo shirts this season. Black mid-layers and hoodies are also available, as the TBIS continue their quest to make this game we love a fashionable sport in the Sussex area. 

Major businesses overseas and, in the UK, have struck a sponsorship deal with TBIS for full sponsor cover on each sleeve of each garment. 

The John Sullivan Group based in America; a major real estate agency firm have put pen to paper with TBIS CEO’s Adam Hunt & Joe Perry for a one-year deal with an option of an extra year. UK based property developers Toucan Property Services have also signed a 1-year contract with the TBIS Brand for the coming season. The JS Group & Toucan logo’s will be shown on each sleeve of the TBIS uniforms this season with scorecards and qualifier also advertising the firm’s logos. 

Conversations have also begun with manufactures Druids for future ‘Major’ Event special addition jerseys and full availability and support for all golfing attire for players and supporters going forward. This will see the TBIS open its first online shopping availability in its history online so that all items can be requested with a click. 

This sees another major step in the society’s growth for the future. 

It’s been a long time coming for Craig Boyling but after several consistent displays in previous events, he finally managed to get over the finishing line and name on the Tray with a 43-point scoring display at Westerham Golf Club.  

With some big scores yet again in the top 4 all shooting 40 + points the handicap committee will again have their work cut out for future events as cuts are incoming, and incoming hard. A 2nd place putt off went off with 3 players. Barry Boyling, Matt Williams aka Melon and Dave Herbert all hitting 40 points on the day with Melon getting the job done where he drove home with 65 quid’s worth of wealth in his pocket. Fans cheered for a Boyling 1 and 2 but unfortunately Barry froze when the pressure was added and had to lose out on this occasion. 

Westerham Golf Course created a great day with a beautiful club house that overlooked the 9th and 18th greens. The course itself is going through a lot of work at present but this didn’t take away how beautiful and hard this course was. Every player again came home with a smile on there faces and commented on how nice the track was on the eye and to play. 

4 players came home with bigger smiles then some where all 4 closest pins went to separate individuals. Dave Herbert, Craig Boyling, Alf Garnham and Dave Wilds took a 2 all draw for the juniors and over 60s. 

The two team games again, in play for the 3rd event in a row with this new game and format ready to stay for the future. The TBIS bonus Group game went to group 7, with Paul Franks, Graham Mepham, Darren Fuller, & Tony Elliott again showing that experience is key with this game by coming home with the golden ball through 18 holes and 34-point score. The Team index game came from the group that had the overall winner in it Craig Boyling and a playoff putt out player for 2nd Dave Herbert. Alf Garnham and Sam Guile also played well on the day that gave them an impressive 33-point score from 4 holes index 1-4. 

A solid back 9 score from Steve Farrell with an impressive 23 points confirmed that he does not need to visit American Golf this week for balls as he left the course with 12 brand new TP5s. The day wasn’t so good for the likable Hayden Hunter who shot a 10-point score. This didn’t take away his smile and made it quite clear that on any day a bad round and pony hat is just around the corner. Keep that head up H. 

Next event is at Royal Eastbourne another golf course that this group are yet to play together. Friday 25th August is the date and communications for numbers and payments will be out very soon.

Results: 

1st – Craig Boyling – 43pts

2nd – Matt Williams – 40pts  *Play Off 

1st NP – Dave Herbert

2nd NP – Craig Boyling 

3rd NP – Alf Garnham   

4th NP – Dave Wilds

TBIS Golden Ball Team – Group 7 – Paul Franks, Graham Mepham, Darren Fuller, Tony Elliott

Team Stroke – Group 6- Craig Boyling, Alf Garnham, Dave Herbert, Sam Guile

TBIS Bonus Winner – Back 9 Score – Steve Farrell

Pony Hat – Hayden Hunter – 10pts 

Event 3 will be played on a Saturday this year for the first time in TBIS history, and the venue selected is Westerham Golf Club which could be the best course played to date. 

With 2 opening events played at the immaculate Petersfield and Cowdray golf courses the committee felt that one more beauty needed to be added to the fixture list.

Westerham Golf Club is always regarded above local golf clubs as one that needs to be ticked off and played if available. With a course cut into the forestry and offering of stunning views over the undulating Kent North Downs, Westerham is a superb par 72 course in excess of 6,000 yards and built to a high standard with USGA specification greens.

Tree lined fairways, strategically placed bunkers and three beautiful water features makes this a fantastic test for any standard of golfer and the exceptional design and maturity of the course has gained it a reputation as a ‘thinking man’s course’ which will prove another hard challenge for the TBIS players participating this weekend. 

36 players across 9 groups will battle it out in Kent to get their names on the tray and earn the required Race to The Stone Points set to take place in May 2024. With the society growing schedule dates are now on the website that show what event will take place this season with the final contract negotiations currently sat with the TBIS legal team to finalise an exact date for the 2-day finals. 

Arrival time for the group will be 11.00am sharp which is a later time than normal due to this being a one of Saturday event. Bacon roll and coffee/tea will be on display where rules for the day will be outlined. First tee time of the day will be 12.00pm with the last group going off around the 13.00pm mark. The draw below was concluded this week (below), Handicaps will be added to the TBIS website later this week as last audit checks are completed. 

The required £15 cash for event 1 of 23/24 season prize pool will be required again from all players. 1st, 2nd prizes, 4x Nearest Pins, TBIS Group Game, TBIS Group Index Game & TBIS Bonus Prize for best back 9 score will all be on the table again.

All the best to every player participating. Enjoy this course and the quality settings it presents. 

Regards, 

TBIS Committee

Draw – 26/07/2023 – Event 3 : 

TBIS 2023 Future Fixtures

With The Boundstone Invitational Society growing forward planning and organisation is a must for the group. CEO’s Adam Hunt & Joe Perry have set up the foreseeable schedules for each event this year with one spot in November where contracts are nearly signed. 

This approach on dates for the group is to try and support each player with the golf, work and family balance. This should give each player the opportunity to commit if they can and if not then think about what events they can pencil in. 

Any questions or queries please do not hesitate to reach out to The Committee where we will always be available to help. 

TBIS 2023 Schedule: 

TBIS event 2 of the 23/24 season concluded with another round of applause for a spectacular golf course that every one of the groups enjoyed. With the sun out, Halfway huts full of the essentials and the greens as pure as they come this course ticked all the boxes for a brilliant day. To top it all off TBIS History was made on the 16th June 2023 which will forever be a date to remember for our very own Matt Hammond. 

With recent high scores coming in from past events the TBIS Committee made a strong statement to all with white tees being put in place and a request to Cowdray green staff for strong/difficult pin locations. With the course playing hard anyways due to the rain drought this approach from the board was laid out on the table to disrupt and hurt players into earning there stableford scores. 

One player who had a solid round but wouldn’t of minded hitting an average score was Mr Hammond who made the tough two-tier hole 3/par 3 easy with his first ever hole in one and also TBIS history with the first on tour. Storytellers will be talking about this pure strike for years where the player deservedly received his guard of honour to the clubhouse after walking of hole 18. Massive Congratulations to Matt. 

With 39 players setting up for the day the team games were very strong from the off, but one team made the day’s work easy by taking both prizes. With a 36-point tie for the golden ball a playoff putt off was needed by 3 groups, each team selected their weapon of choice to putt for the group where the rules are simple, closet to the selected pin wins. With Shane Salt & Rich Bartlett letting the sun get to them during the day they both putted off the green leaving the door wide open for Brad Lewis to leave a put 78ft short for the win. As stated, this was a double up for Brad Lewis, Gareth Cook, Alf Garnham and Lew Jenkins who also received top spot for the Team index game as well. 

Closest pins went to the one and only Matt Hammond with and ace with the other 3 going to Tony Elliott, Steve Herbert and Craig Boyling respectfully. All hard pin locations and long hits in on some so well deserved to all 4 players. 

The day at Cowdray will want to be forgotten though by one player Jake Stakim. With a 2-point front score Jake was always up against it from escaping the ‘I’m Pony at Golf Hat’ which in the end proved to be to much of a challenge for Mr Stakim on his debut season for the TBIS. With a 14-point total Jake tried to fight to the end but fell just short to the sweating Mr Tillott who had a 17-point triumph escape. 

Onto the players who battled it out till the end with one player just doing enough to get over the line. With the society now playing 23 events in total since its creation we welcomed another new winner and 21st different name on the famous baking tray. Grant Thetford pipped Brad Lewis with 34-points with a 35-point win on the board. Grant who unfortunately had to shoot after the society due to family obligations was not onsite for a public speech or trophy presentation but did leave a message on the groups what’s app thanking everyone for the win. Grant adds his name to a great list of champions that still does not have a senior name on the board. This trend surely cannot continue where the whole group sit tight ready for the day where an over 40 winner hits his mark. 

The brilliant turnout on a warm summers evening in Worthing topped off another successful event for the group where banter and moaning continued by all on there dodgy golf games. With events in the future already booked in and dates live now on the website fingers crossed we can continue to hit these numbers on beautiful course along the south coast. 

Discussions are in hand for new garments where players that haven’t responded on sizes need to do so soon so orders can be placed. With a new contract in place with Druids both companies are excited to grow each other’s brands in the right direction where future success is incoming. 

Next event is a Saturday at Westerham Golf course on the 29th of July.  This track will most likely be the best we play this season hence for the Saturday calling. 40 spots are up for grabs where each player looks to gain the all-important averages for the Race to the Stone. Messages and payments will be out very soon. 

Thanks again for your commitment. 

TBIS Committee. 

Results: 

1st – Grant Thetford – 35pts 

2nd – Brad Lewis – 34pts

1st NP – Matt Hammond (Hole In One)

2nd NP – Craig Boyling 

3rd NP – Tony Elliott    

4th NP – Steve Herbert

TBIS Golden Ball Team – Brad Lewis, Alf Garnham, Lew Jenkins, Gareth Cook 

Team Stroke – Brad Lewis, Alf Garnham, Lew Jenkins, Gareth Cook

TBIS Bonus Winner – Back 9 Score – Brad Lewis, Alf Garnham

Pony Hat – Jake Stakim – 14pts 

Event 2 at Cowdray is one that all players on the TBIS Tour look to book on due to its natural beauty. The fact that this year we play this fantastic course in its peak through the month of June has added more excitement to the cause. 39 players are currently lined up to take battle on one of the south of England’s hardest tracks. 

Feedback from the course officials hired by the TBIS is that the course is currently in the best condition for some time and that the greens are cut tight and running quick. With Petersfield in event one opening eyes on the tour on what is out there regarding immaculate courses this event 2 should follow suit for what will be a hot one with weather conditions forecast for the high 20s.  

The course at Cowdray Park is set amongst the beautiful South Downs and forms part of The Viscount Cowdray's 16,000 acres estate. Overlooking the ruins of the old Cowdray House, golf was first played here in 1904 and the course has now matured into what is without doubt one of the most beautiful tracks in the southeast. 

Arrival time for event 2 will be a little later then normally planned with bacon rolls and coffee scheduled for 10.00am in the beautiful club house that sits on the golf estate. First of 10 tee groups will start at 11.06am where normal winning formats will again be in place. 1st and 2nd places as per with all 4 of the nearest pins again in play for all players at Cowdray golf course. 

Team games will again be on the table with the normal golden ball game being played with stableford points added up with the golden ball till lost. The best score with the golden ball will win on the day.

 The extra team game will again be played with the top 3 stableford scores from all groups on stroke indexed holes 1 to 4. This means that total points from the top 3 stableford scores from your group will be added together for a final total on each stroke index hole 1 to 4, the best score added up over all 4 holes will win an extra bonus prize on the day. 

TBIS Bonus prize will also be in play for best front 9 stableford score on the day. 

To be in for a shot for all these prizes the normal £15 CASH will be required before play is to commence. 

With the England game on in the evening and the weather forecast looking good the group will be heading out for a few beers after to celebrate event 2. It would be appreciated if all could make the effort to head out for at least one beer after as a group. Location and times will be discussed on the day. 

The handicap committee have been working hard today where the below draw with aligned handicaps for Cowdray have been presented. The TBIS would like to wish all players all the best for event 2 where we hope to have another successful day.  

Draw – 16th June 2023 – Event 2 : 

Petersfield Golf Club…. The TBIS applaud you! Think its fair to say this track and its greens are the best we have played in 3 years of the society running. Great Clubhouse, brilliant hospitality and not a bad bacon bap as well! Plus, the group had the sun! 

43 players in the end teed it up for event 1 of the 23/24 Race to the Stone event with Ashley Wright having to pull out late on due to injury! From the putting green and beyond each green and its immaculate conditions got better with each hole played. Each player from the TBIS coming of 18 after playing well or not each applauded the golf course they had just played. The Society will for sure be back in the future. 

One player did enough to get over the line and not force the TBIS putt off and this was Jared Rance with an impressive 40 points playing of 14. He did enough with one point win over second place Ryan Geall with 39 points to be the 20th winner out of 22 events held by the TBIS. The best front 9 score was also shared by the top 2 with an impressive 22 points each which meant 6 balls each got shared. 

Jazz was also part of the winning team group that posted a 34-point win and came home with golden ball to pick up further prize money for the day. Some fine played by group 1 that also consisted off Gareth ‘Cookie’ Cook, Terry Dodd and Ryan Thomas. 

An extra team game was included for the new season with best 3 scores from each ole over 2 holes. Indexes 1 & 2 would require some serious stableford scores to take top spot and with Graham Mepham, Dave Herbert, Steve Herbert and Dan Branch heading in with a 19-point total this was enough to see them over the line. 

Newbie Larry Martin didn’t have the best experience and opening debut he would of hoped for that is for sure, Larry walked away appreciating the beautiful golf course in Liss but also with disappointment as he shot the lowest score on the day to take the ‘I’m Pony at Golf’ hat for the day. This has happened to the best players on tour and its not unusual to see a bounce back win in the future events. 

Nearest pin accolades went mostly to Dave Blunsdon who picked up 2 of the 4 on offer, Alex Sutton and Aidy King went on to nab the other 2 on the day which would of left the majority of there day covered. 

Evening celebrations went into The Amsterdam for most in Worthing where the winner was kind enough to buy a round for all who attended, a lovely gesture from the first-time winner that didn’t go unrecognised from the normal crew that made the effort to get out and celebrate a great day. Its been mentioned before but it would be nice to see more faces go to the effort to pop in and have 1 or 2 beers after events. Dates are set well in advance so the committee would be grateful if people did come and celebrate the day that ahs a lot of effort put into it for at least a drink. It’s a good opportunity to lay things out on the table where we can listen to suggestions to improve these days and make them even more enjoyable for the TBIS Group. 

The next event sees us hit the beautiful Cowdray Park Golf Course close to Midhurst. This is for sure going to be a stunning location for event 2 where rumors' are this is the best condition the course has been in for some years. This falls on the 16th June and messages will be out very soon for numbers and payment. I expect the 40 places to go very quickly so this maybe one you want to get penciled in ASAP. 

Thank you to all that got this season of to a flyer. Its you guys that make these days. 

The TBIS Committee 

Results: 

1st – Jared Rance – 40pts  

2nd – Ryan Geall – 39pts

1st NP – Dave Blunsdon

2nd NP – Dave Blunsdon

3rd NP – Alex Sutton   

4th NP – Aidy King

TBIS Golden Ball Team – Jared Rance, Gareth Cook, Ryan Thomas, Terry Dodd

Team Stroke – Dave Herbert, Steve Herbert, Dan Branch, Graham Mepham

TBIS Bonus Winner – Back 9 Score – Jared Rance & Ryan Geall – 22pts

Pony Hat – Larry Martin – 17pts 

Handicaps released for Friday 19th May at Petersfield Golf Club. Blue Tees will be played on the day. Note that any moans or groans regarding SOCIETY handicaps could be punished further. GE handicaps are considered but with research, data, and Spies across Sussex society handicaps have been aligned. Remember… This is a dictatorship not a democracy culture set by the TBIS Committee. 

The season is back underway, and the first event sees the society heading west to Petersfield. Little is known about this course, except that the rough is long, which could spell trouble for the shorter members of the society (Aidy (not his taller brother Neil) , Tony and Sherbs). 

The betting is tight, with no clear favourite. Hunt tops the betting at 7/1 with the rest of the field following close behind.

Value could be found in the form of Macca Daniels (9/1) - an up and down 2022/2023 season after his car crash final round at Puckrup which has thankfully been eclipsed by the even bigger bottle jobs Arsenal recently.

If you fancy a flutter at an outsider, Jack Wilds (11/1) could be value for money if he can find 18 hole fitness - Jack has put it some decent 9 holes but failed to string together a full 18 on the TBIS.

Terry Dodd (8/1) finds himself second favourite, as he appears to be the only one who has played Petersfield before. However, he will have to do it with the weight of the Pony hat on his head. Might be a tough ask.

Gary Tillott has been boosted to a healthy 14/1, after rumours of him actually doing a day’s work this week and as a result he is sporting a bad back.

Finally, there are a few unknowns in the betting, with some new faces on tour this season, so some inside information could see the bookie take a hit in the first event.

Bets to be placed into the usual account (who you are betting on as the reference) by 10am tomorrow

Season 3 is about to start and its about to get of the ground with a bang!

Petersfield golf course has been chosen as the destination for the 2023/24 season opener. A course most of the field haven’t played, and 44 players booked up ready to make an early charge to the Race to the Stone playoffs.

The Adhurst at Petersfield has been selected for the TBIS which is set in an area of outstanding natural beauty, nestling beneath the south downs. The 18-hole golf course was designed by Martin Hawtree and is a 6308-yard Par 72 course. The undulating course meanders through the delightful countryside with outstanding views across all 18 holes. 

As stated, 44 players across 11 groups will tee it up on the day which shows the growth of The Boundstone Invitation Society. One of those players and newly crowned Buddha winner s co-founder Joseph Perry will be looking to kick start season 3 the same way he finished with an impressive display of golf over 2 days at Tudor Park Marriott. A few new faces have joined the fold as well to the group so on behalf of the society and the committee we would like to give them warm welcome. 

Weather at present looks set to be sunny and dry which is what should be expected in the UK this time of year. The group have recently shrugged off the reputation that events are only played in the rain with a couple of nice days away for the Race to the Stone, so fingers crossed this continues. 

Arrival time for the group will be 8.45am for the standard bacon butty/coffee & tea before the first group start the day for all with a 10.00am tee time. The draw below was concluded this week (below), and, on this occasion, handicaps will be given to all players prior to play on the day through scorecards handed out. For new faces to the group handicaps are given via The Committee to each player where standard handicaps are considered but, on some occasions, not implemented. This approach is based on the TBIS ethos that although you may think this is a democratic surrounding amongst us it is indeed a dictatorship set by us at the TBIS board of control. Moans and Groans will be punished further. 

The required £15 cash for event 1 of 23/24 season prize pool will be required again from all players. 1st, 2nd prizes, 3x Nearest Pins, TBIS Group Game, TBIS Bonus Prize will all be on the table again with discussions ongoing within the committee of future prizes on the day as well. 

Good luck to every player where hopefully we can add another brilliant event to list of great occasions within the TBIS group. 

Draw – 19th May 2023 – Event 1 : 

The Race to The Stone Playoff Finale at Tudor Park Marriott did not disappoint, as one of the original founders took top spot and the Buddha Trophy home with him for the 2022/23 season. 

Joe Perry played some fanatic golf over 2 days which claimed a winning title badge with a 10+ point win from his nearest rival John Hearn in second. 

Two days of individual money wins, Name on the Baking Tray, The Buddha RTTS Trophy, Major Star and a £850 Club voucher was the reward for some breath-taking club swings from the man also known as ‘Winkle’

A weekend of bright sunshine and laughs over two days brought the season to a close the right way and only way this group knows how to play the game we all love. 

Tudor Park provided a fantastic venue for our second closing event in the TBIS history with a tricky golf course on offer. The facilities and hospitality received by all from The Marriott was noted and I’m sure in the future the group will be back. 

The new season will get away on the 19th May next month so a quick turnaround for all players is required to find their golf games and gain the much-needed qualifier points for season 3. We visit the lovely Petersfield Golf Club which will be another new venue for the group to explore and hopefully etch beautiful memories again into the TBIS history books. 

Congratulations again to the ginger wizard and a massive thank you to all players who made the trip. As stated over the weekend these events and days out are all down to you guys and the time you align to the society so that these days are achievable. 

Its very much appreciated our end. 

TBIS Committee

The most anticipated time of the year is finally here, and it’s fallen on master’s weekend. 

26 players have qualified for the event over the Easter Weekend and weather at present looks good for golf. The TBIS will travel up the road for a fun action-packed weekend at The Tudor Park – Marriott to battle it out for top prizes built up over the season. 

Tudor Park Country Club is an 18-hole championship golf course nestled in the Kent countryside ordered by a host of mature pines that help set the perfect scene for this course which was designed by the legendary Donald Steel. The golf itself, the fairways are long and narrow and each of the 18 holes exhibits its own personality. Sometimes they are friendly, sometimes the opposite, but they can never be taken for granted, by even the most capable of golfers! 

Link to Tudor Park Country Club Score Card: 

tudor_park_-_tudor_course_scorecard-60e62e8270002.pdf (rackcdn.com)

The Race to The Stone weekend Playoff held by the TBIS will grant a winner over two days combined stableford scores. To make things interesting players have gathered the all-important FedEx style point system over qualifying events this season which leaves the below leader board for start of play Friday morning. 

Daily prize pots over the normal formats played on society qualifier days, will again all be in place with individuals and teams trying to earn their beer money for the weekend’s events. This weekend the ‘Race To The Stone’ competition though will also add huge prize pots built up over the season for ranked players come end of play Saturday to choose from. The big prize pots will be completed on a raffle theme section with the winner getting first choice of the 14 prizes up for grabs and so on… These are: 

• £800 Golf Fitting Voucher 
• Taylor Made Stealth Driver
• Taylor made Stealth 3-Wood 
• Odyssey TEN 2-Ball Putter
• Odyssey Triple track Wide Putter
• Callaway Fairway14 Carry Bag (TBIS Colours)
• Bushnell GPS Golf Watch
• 6x Golf Lessons with TBIS Swing Coach Tim Lewis
• Golf Day and Lunch with TBIS Founders A.Hunt, J.Perry & S.Salt
• 4 Ball Golf Voucher Tudor Marriott GC
• 4 Ball Golf Voucher Chichester Cathedral GC
• 4 Ball Golf Voucher Chiddingfold GC
• 4 Ball Golf Voucher Woldingham GC
• Pyecombe Golf Voucher

Not only are these fantastic prizes being put on offer this weekend but also the big one which is ‘The Buddha’ Race to The Stone trophy as well as the winners name on the all important TBIS Baking tray. The winner would also secure a ‘Major’ star which are only on offer 2 times a year. A win would see an individual join an elite club only hosted by Sam Bond, Ross Garnham and Matt Boyd currently. 

There will also be a seniors first place prize on offer for the biggest winning points total over 2 days. This prize is only valid for players over 50 years of age where the TBIS are willing to support the older generation. 

Meet on Friday 7th April will be 8.30 for the weekend introduction with a first tee time set for 10.00am with group draws set below. Dinner will be available early evening before drinks as a group continue way into the night/morning. Day two tee groups will start based on the leader board with lowest ranked going of first to leaders going off last Saturday morning. An evening’s presentation for prizes over dinner will start after the round before we celebrate a RTTS winner together as a group. 

Tudor Marriott Country Club Location: 

Tudor Park Golf Shop - Google Maps

Friday 7th April - Tee Time Draw: 

All the best to each player for the weekend. Let’s put another memory in the bank for the growing TBIS Society. 

TBIS Committee 

Event 7 in the 22/23 TBIS diary finished of at the enjoyable Chiddingfold Golf Course in Godalming this weekend with Ross Adams completing a fantastic brace this month for the big man. Ross at the start of February pulled of his first hole in one at his home club Ham Manor before pushing a chasing pack of 31 players aside on Saturday with a 5-point lead and win. The lovable vegetarian shot a 5 under his playing handicap for the day (10) to come home with a winning 41-point total and a chance to get his hands on the baking tray for the first time in his growing golf career. 

The course conditions on the day played into the TBIS favor with no wind at all in the surrey downs. Glum light was with us all day, but this didn’t stop all players putting in the work to try and go low and up playing averages for The Race to The Stone weekend just around the corner. Short holes gave plenty of options for players to either play tactically with irons or go big with the driver with huge rewards in their favor if pulled off or massive risk if wayward. This tight course would punish the less accurate players as being in position to hit small greens played a massive part in points scored on the day. 

On the day floods of money came for the known iron striking golfers. Ryan Geal's price came in quite considerably due to his consistent approach with his 4 iron, small outside chances as well for the older heads in the groups as this course would require a lot of thinking through the next 4/5 hours of play. Bookies H&W did leave the first tee with a mindset that this could be a few weeks of baked beans on toast for them and their partners if some of the hot money laid ended up being winners. 

The group game on this occasion was taken back to its roots with the golden egg ball in play. To the surprise of the committee many groups did head home with the ball which was not predicted with tight holes and pressurised situations always leading to ballooned shots. What wasn’t a surprise was that it was Adam Wilds group who took the pot of cash with a 5-point win. Wildsy is use to tight spots and holes so with this in mind the bookies couldn’t believe their luck when the Fosters loving lad didn’t have a wave of money coming in for this particular bet. Craig Boyling, Dan Tuppen and Sean Culley a late entry joined Wildsy with cash ready for there evening adventures. Well Done Boys. 

This event also had a huge milestone for the TBIS on the table. With this being not only the 20th event on the tray but would also see the group play the 10,000-golf hole as a society. This would be celebrated with a best in 2 shot hole on the 11th par 4 at Chiddingfold, which would go to Richard Bartlett. His prize will be a full TBIS outfit donated for the new season from Data Analytics TBIS Sponsor Opta. Well Done, Rich. 

The best back 9 score and a prize of 24 new golf balls went to the overall winner Ross Adams again with a back 9 score off 22. This being the total that pipped the new TBIS nearly man Craig Boyling. Craig has been knocking on the door for a few events now with 2 seconds on his card and also quite a few top 5s in his career, I’m sure it won’t be long till Craig finally gets the job done. 

We also have a new crowned Par 3 king to the group. The BFG aka Paul Franks taking two out of the 4 on the day with TBIS presidential members Joe Perry and Shane Salt taking the other 2. Well done gents. 

The last mention of the day goes to the TBIS merchandise model Ashley Wright who again got his name on the I’m Pony at Golf Hat. 24 points which in the past has been enough to stay clear of the moldy hat wasn’t enough on this occasion. Ash celebrated the loss with yet another request to the TBIS to create Visors for the RTTS weekend. At this point the Committee would like to thank Ash for his devotion to the brand who has always and will always wear the badge with pride. 

So that’s the playoff season over for the 22/23 season. 7 events played this year with the 2-day April Race to the Stone weekend booked in at the Tudor Marriott. Spots are still available for this fun filled weekend full of great prizes and laughs where everyone involved caps of the groups season together. If you are interested, please contact the Committee where we can hopefully help. Plans are also in place with next season schedules. Deposits are laid for some, and we hope to bring a diary of new tracks that many haven’t played for the 23/24 campaign. Thanks again to all playing staff who have committed to the brand. This is very much appreciated our end. 

Results: 

1st – Ross Adams – 41pts  

2nd – Craig Boyling – 40pts

1st NP – Paul Franks

2nd NP – Shane Salt  

3rd NP – Joe Perry  

4th NP – Paul Franks 

TBIS Team – Adam Wilds, Craig Boyling, Dan Tuppen & Sean Cully 

TBIS Bonus Winner – Back 9 Score – Ross Adams – 22pts

10,000 Bonus Best in 2 – Richard Bartlett 

Pony Hat – Ashley Wright – 24pts 

The final 2022/23 TBIS qualifier is here, and it brings in some unfamiliar territory with the group taking centre stage on a Saturday for the first time in its history. 

Chiddingfold Golf Club is the location for Event 7 of the season which will for sure be a grand location for players trying to earn their final point averages before the ‘Race to the Stone’ weekend finals in April. 

The golf course itself was designed by the famous Peter Alliss who’s design thought process was to create tricky but not long golf course. With distance only measuring at 5197 yards from the tips this will be one of the shortest played by the TBIS this year. The club itself is built to USGA specifications and encourages anyone and anybody to enjoy the game without the traditional golf club structures. The club’s focus is for “Everyone is encouraged to get as low as possible and no one plays off 43! Our philosophy is a long way from the traditional golf club model, with our focus being on having fun with great value and hospitality with no captain, committees, or unnecessary rules! Good Value…Great Fun…Golf the way it should be!” A perfect set up it seems for the yellow and black army. 

With course yardages short the TBIS Committee have made another big statement this week by slashing all participating players handicaps by one shot from previous events. This has been done to continue the rebuilding of the tour’s reputation after Alex Suttons outrageous 48-point total that made a mockery of the TBIS’s credibility. This should see average scores levelled out across the board to in and around the 36 marks where eyes looking in from afar can see the reconstruction of the TBIS scoring system. If you don’t like this…. Then blame Alex. 

32 players have confirmed their spot for Saturday where at present weather seems to be dry and at a reasonable temperature. After recent good weather at Chichester last month the group are hoping that their luck has turned in 2023 with the future looking bright and sunny. 

The TBIS keeps growing and we welcome another new face to the frame with Dan Head joining the group. Old faces as well link up on the tour again with Dan Tuppen returning after a lengthy spell on the side-lines after being chained up in his kitchen for the past 8 months...welcome back Tupps.  Odds are all given below so be sure to have a look at the two Dans. All odds are in place and bets placed can be discussed with the committee prior to the first tee group heading out. 

The draw below was completed earlier today with a couple of requests for early tee times due to evening events, you will note again that a ‘Potter’ looking character from the Committee will again not be around for presentations after play. This again will have a knock-on effect to his 17-year apprenticeship scheme. With this set back Liam is now looking to complete his qualifications in 2040. 

Arrival time on Saturday will be 9am sharp with a full English breakfast in place for players. The TBIS Committee will revert to the original golf ball group game for this event, but other formats will be used throughout the 2023/24 season.  This landmark event also brings up another special occasion with the TBIS playing its 10,000 hole as a group at some point in the day. To mark this momentous occasion the TBIS will be adding an additional bonus prize to the event.

The required £15 cash for event 7s prize pool will be required again for all playing staff. 1st, 2nd, 3x Nearest Pins, TBIS Group Game, TBIS Bonus Prize and 10,000 Hole Prize will be on the table. 

Onto the draw…. Good luck… and let’s finish the qualifiers in style by hacking it around. 

Spanish Dave aka Dave Herbert got his name on the baking tray again and joined only Joe Hansell as a 2-time winner of the TBIS on its 19th event in its history. 

Dave managed to take it all on the day with a 36-point win which was a 5-point gap from his closest competitor Rob Duncan with 31 points. Dave also managed to pocket the best back 9 score with 19 that landed him 12 brand new ProVs. 

A last-minute change of plan from the committee to move event 6 in the 22/23 calendar from Cowdray Park to Chichester seemed a drastic one so late in the day. With news filtering through Thursday from undercover greenkeepers at Cowdray that half the course would be temporary greens the committee had to act fast. A full power hour of communications in the afternoon by the committee managed to grab Chichester to get a full event in place with all greens open. 36 players teed it up on the day with all saying how impressed they were with a difficult but well-maintained course in Chi. Cowdray is known as a gem around Sussex and contractual talks are currently ongoing to seal a deal where we re visit the estate potentially in May. 

A new group game had been introduced to the TBIS as well for this event with a new playing format in place. Once understood (This took a while) the game winners where best and worst stableford points are linked per hole to form a total score went to the days tray winners’ group who managed a 500-point total.  Dave Herbert, Terry Dodds, Tony Elliott, and Lew Jenkins picking up a nice pot of money for there troubles. 

With a big field in place, it was decided on the day that all par 3s on the course would be in place for nearest pin wins. Second place overall Rob Duncan topped up his day’s winnings with the first par 3 being his for the day. Alf Garnham took the 2nd Nearest pin with enough cash to cover the flag damage on the 15th, with Joe Perry and the tours most improved player Matt Boyd taking the last. 

The biggest disappointment of the day which has tarnished the committee’s name was John Hearn recently employed as the new social media manager of the tour picking up the mouldy ‘I'm Pony at Golf’ hat with 17 points. John a recent winner of the tray has shown how easy it is to go from hero to zero in this great game called golf. 

In all this was another fantastic event for the TBIS with new faces playing and having a great day seeing old faces of the past. Credit to Chichester Golf Club for accommodating us so last minute but putting on some great hospitality and suppling a golf course for this time a year in such brilliant condition. The group are sure to be back in the future. 

Next event sees the TBIS create another piece of history by playing there first event on a Saturday. Chiddingfold will host us for event 7 in the 22/23 season on the 18th of February. Another new location for the tour where high numbers are expected to compete. 

Results: 

1st – Dave Herbert 36pts 

2nd – Rob Duncan – 31pts

1st NP – Rob Duncan

2nd NP – Alf Garnham  

3rd NP – Joe Perry  

4th NP – Matt Boyd 

TBIS Team – Dave Herbert, Terry Dodd, Lew Jenkins, Tony Elliott 

TBIS Bonus Winner – Back 9 Score – Dave Herbert

Pony Hat – John Hearn 17pts 

With such a good event and an impressive golf course on display last year the TBIS pencilled in a return to Cowdray Park in Midhurst for the 2022/23 season. Event 6 of the Race to the Stone Countdown in Maidstone will see us play one of the best courses around Sussex. 

Currently a field of 36 players will tee it up on Friday with weather currently saying sunshine. With the Worthing event resembling a s**t episode of dancing on ice… all players will be licking their chops at hopefully a chance to finally get the putter out on open greens which have been unavailable through most of the south coast for 6 weeks now. 

The TBIS welcomes a new member and firs scratch golfer to the brand. Drew Bailey has signed a short-term contract from Pyecombe Golf Club to help grow the TBIS Buisness in a new direction. Personal Sponsorship conversations have already happened with Mr Bailey where he has made it quite clear that he wants a piece of the yellow and black pie on offer. 

The Golf Course at Cowdray Park is set amongst the beautiful South Downs and forms part of The Viscount Cowdray’s 16500-acre Estate. The Golf Course itself overlooks the Ruins of the old Cowdray House where golf was first played at Cowdray Park in 1904. The building itself was in fact labour supported by some of the older generation still lacing their golf shoes on the TBIS to date... No names mentioned. 

This event will also introduce a new TBIS Team Game on the day. A new ‘Vegas’ Theme game will be played by all drawn tee groups that will help all players be involved for a full 18 holes. The decision has been mad by the Committee due to TBIS team ball game not going to plan for some groups in previous events. This will hopefully bring in some different winners. 

The bonus prize on the day will be best back 9 stableford score which will also be supported with the normal 1st, 2nd and nearest pin prizes for all players. Matt Boyd our Worthing ‘Major’ winner will be gracing the group with his presence at Cowdray and will be sporting his star and hogan hat for the round. Alex Duncan has pulled from the event after his shambolic round so the ‘Im Pony Hat’ will go to the vote on the first tee box for the lowest scores in the previous event. 

The draw for event 6 will be live on the website (https://tbis.golf/news) come Tuesday 24th January evening which will show participating players tee times and groups. Handicaps for the day will also be present on release. 

In other news the ball has started rolling regarding new polo and jumpers hopefully for the new year with sponsors confirming so messages will be out early next week for payments and sizes etc. This will see the group form a new uniform for future events. 

In all have a great day Friday, play some good golf and enjoy each other’s company as we draw nearer and nearer to another season finale. Good Luck. 

TBIS Committee. 

Tee Groups, Handicaps & Odds For Event 6 – Cowdray Park – January 27th 2023

The TBIS Committee today have released a statement that this seasons ‘Race to The Stone’ Play Off scoring averages will only consider 5 events rather than the original 6. 

This means that players will have the chance at the RTTS finals in Maidstone to gather the much-needed leader board points totals to get a head start from the field. 

Players who do not fulfil there 5 event totals but still attend will start behind the field who have completed 5 in a two-day stableford score shoot out.

1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th will tee off with and advantage points based on the averages gained throughout the season. 

Note that last year the main prize was taken by Ross Garnham who did in fact start the weekend with 0 points but went on to win convincingly in Puckrup. The top 5 out of 10 prizes also were made up of 40% of players who started the 2021/22 RTTS with 0 points. 

Everything is to play for with a similar prize pool for this year on the table.  

The weather wasn’t kind to the TBIS group once again for the signature Christmas event held every year at Worthing Golf Course. A week of frost and minus degree conditions caused mayhem for the TBIS Committee in making sure this significant event went ahead. After hard negotiations and backhanders, it was agreed that event 5 of the 2022/23 season and the first major event of the year would go ahead as planned but under different circumstances. 16 holes would only be played, and all of these would be temporary greens where players would putt out everything! Ice rink conditions would cause misery for most but also bring in some smiles for the odd occasion the ball did drop under difficult conditions.

40 players decided to take the leap dressed in their Christmas Jumpers and Socks ready to play though the conditions that were not perfect or the standard golf day out. The rules would be the same for everyone and with the Christmas night out booked in for the evening… an excuse to get the group out of the blocks for what is always a good social day together. A few victims decided not to participate for various reasons, but 2 excuses in particular stood out with Sean “Fish” Culley opting to play Call Off Duty for the day in his pants at home instead of getting cold and Scott “Snowflake” Hunt texting the night before to say he was snowed in up in London… we will let the punters do the math on this one where future cuts could be implemented for such wet lettuce behaviour in the future. 

The day started with a 9am tee shot that was played via an Ice Rink. Each player tried there best to stand up, but all players came of the tee unscathed even though some tee shots did not look pretty on the eye. Rules of the day had been set with nearest pins and TBIS holes being changed in the morning due to the conditions. This still meant that the “Hickory Hole” “Happy Hole” and “3 Putt Shot” hole was still in play but in different locations. Course conditions were hard so these extra games added was a chance to even the field where hopefully another new winner of the tray would come out on top. Beer Pit Stops were also in place for the group so that hydration levels stood high before the evening events got into full flow. 

Various cheers and groans echoed through the Worthing Valleys with high scores gathering momentum through the TBIS Chinese whispers game as play worked its way to the final holes. As the last groups headed home to the 18th and to the bar the atmosphere and smiles showed that getting the day on was all worthwhile and with respectful points scores also following. 

The day only brought one nearest pin prize to the table out of 3 on the day on difficult temporary greens.  Only one man who is branded the “Par 3 King” was going to take that title and it was no surprise when Luke Collins stepped up and collected his prize of the committee. The TBIS Team game with a total of 29 Points on the day went to Hayden Hunter, Brad Lewis, Committee Member Adam Hunt & a debut win for Ryan Thomas who has just put pen to paper on a 2-year deal with the TBIS. 

Back 9 TBIS Bonus prize went to the consistent Spanish Dave Herbert who collected his ProV1s ready for the new year. The biggest cheer of the day though went to Alex Duncan who got a bit brave & lairy after his second Peroni during the presentation of awards… what Alex didn’t know was he was in the running for the “I’m Pony at Golf” hat with a pathetic 17 points…. He was tied at the bottom but after his lack of respect towards the Committee he was quickly voted in by the group to receive the off-white baseball cap for the next event. 

Down to the main event that showed how conditions on the day did bring the field together with 5 people all on 32. Alf Garnham, Dave Herbert, & Craig Boyling, all finished second on the day, battling it out to get over the line but just finishing short. In normal conditions we would have taken this to a putt off till one winner comes up trumps… with conditions outside on the chilly side it was decided on this occasion the prize fun would be split! 

The player who did enough to go the whole way was a newbie who’s only been playing for 6 months. A last-minute dash on the tee box before play wasn’t going to stop this guy from taking the lot on a cold chilly morning in Worthing. With the ball on the Tee this player received an emergency call to help save some tropical fish from certain death. Matt Boyd stepped up not only to the public but also to become another new winner of the tray and only the TBIS 3rd major winner. Not only Did Matt walk away with a lovely prize pot in his pocket he is now been nominated by the local district council for “Hero of The Year” award for his services to Tropical Fish all around the world. It’s a pleasure for the Committee to have such a man on the tour that hopefully some underachieving members of the group can look up to. Matts winning score was a beautiful 32 points and is the society’s 17th winner in 18 events. Well Done “Hero”.

After the golf was finalised, it was decided that due to conditions on the day each player that participated would receive a “Bonus” 5 points to their original score on the day. These point values are important to the Race to the Stone standings and due to averages it was only fair that the ones who did participate received their extra gift from the committee for the dedication. 

The evening out was always going to be special and with each player wearing there new TBIS ties for the event the group really did shine as they deliberately sunk as much alcohol as they could. Libertine propped the group up for a few hours before a stumble across the road took us all to Manuka in Worthing for one off dances, Thai Karaoke, and Cocktails that each player knew would cause havoc on there life the next day!  All in all, a great occasion and effort from everybody who played a part in the whole day and made a difficult scenario into a positive one. Next date in the diary for the group is the 27th of January where we visit Cowdray Park. A spectacular venue where we hope to play golf with greens! 

Results: 

1st – Matt Boyd – 32 pts 

2nd – Craig Boyling, Alf Garnham, Dave Herbert – 31pts

1st NP – Luke Collins

2nd NP – n/a 

3rd NP – n/a 

TBIS Team Ball – Adam Hunt, Ryan Thomas, Hayden Hunter, Brad Lewis

TBIS Bonus Winner – Back 9 Score – Dave Herbert

Pony Hat – Alex Duncan 19pts 

Best Dressed – Ross Garnham

That time of the year is here again, and it includes the first major star up for grabs for this season. The famous TBIS Christmas event is back and its bigger and better then ever as the group entertain on and off the course at Worthing Golf Club. 48 players and our biggest filed yet are ready to take battle on one of the seasons signature competitions. 

Traditions will continue from last year with loud creative Christmas jumpers and Knee-high Christmas socks that will be on show once more with evening jackets, white shirts and NEW TBIS ties for the evening on what should be another memorable outing. 

New games will be introduced for this event with certain golf holes having specific set ups that should bring a bit more fun and player creativity to this major. Big fines & Penalty Points will be implemented at the gain of the Society for that day if these rules on evening and day attire are not followed by any participant or if any player chooses not to get involved with Event 5’s bonus hole set ups. 

Shower and Towels are available for players to freshen up ready for the evening with beautiful, pressed suit jackets (Colour is optional) white shirts and TBIS ties (Mandatory) that will make the group stand out amongst local Christmas parties at the Libertine in Worthing. We have gone all out this year with an area roped off for players only so that local press and groupies can’t get to close to the group. 

The Lower course at Worthing Golf Club is one of the best around currently in Sussex and is a proud home location for many of the TBIS Playing staff.  Lots of work and upgrades to the course have happened over the past year with new bunkers in play and also specific work on the greens that should set up the course for low scoring returns come presentation evening.  

3 Bonus holes will be in place on the day where specific actions and forfeits will need to be completed… choose not to participate or join in with the fun would lead to point punishment and fines.  The lower course can really beat you up on most occasions where solid, clever and sensible golf maybe just the winning formula…. Add a few ‘Fun House’ bonuses to the mix and we could see the eventual winner really earning their star and name in history. 

Worthing will be event 5 on this season’s calendar for 2022/23 season and another chance for players to gain momentum points going into next year where averages can make all the difference for the ‘Race to the Stone’ season title. With the Tudor Marriott booked in for April the much needed 6 event averages become so important in this buisness end of the season that could see big prize winners come the final send of. 

Same playing format will be applied for Event 5 with prize pots going to 1st and 2nd places. 3 closest pins will also be added as well as the TBIS Team Ball game. A small TBIS Gesture will also be given for best Back 9 score on this occasion. If ties/draws do occur at the end of play the winner will be decided in true TBIS style with a putt off to claim the win and bragging rights. With groups going off at 9am the committee would advise that if you believe you have a chance of a top 2 finish then maybe pace the alcohol intake ready for a potential putt-off (Macca). 

Weather for the day is a lottery, It is December so we ask that all members cross their fingers and toes for no rain and no wind…. Wrap up nice and warm… Xmas Jumpers as another layer should help this… we also have TBIS merchandise on offer with woolly hats and gillets at a price that supports the growth of this brand. (Contact the committee if this something you would like ready to open on Christmas day)

A live draw for this event will be carried out ready for next week with full details explained and added here on the website. 

Stage 5 Information – Worthing Golf Course – Lower/Colt

48 Players Participating

12 groups x 4 players

£15 cash on the day

Individual Buy In - £10 (£10 x 48 = £480)

1st Place = £250 winner

2nd Place = £100 second

Closest Pin x 3 = £30 per pin (Holes 3rd, 9th, 14th)

TBIS Bonus Prize – Best Back 9 stableford score (12x Pro V1s)

Mandatory Team Buy In per Individual - £5 p/p (£20 per team x 12 = £240)

Group win = £240

**IN THE EVENT OF A DRAW IN ANY COMP A PLAYOFF PUTT OFF WILL DECIDE THE WINNER**

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Thursday’s Draw 

*Group 1* - 09:00

Gareth Cook
Mat Boyd
Alex Duncan
Joe Perry

*Group 2* - 09:07

George Surry
Tony Elliott
Aidy King
Scott Hunt

*Group 3* - 09:14

Lew Jenkins
Chris Lawrence
Craig Boyling
Paul Franks

*Group 4* - 09:21

Ross Adams
Ash Hefford
Richard Bartlett
Shane Salt

*Group 5* - 09:28

Dan Branch
Steve Herbert
Sam Bond
Luke Collins

*Group 6* - 09:35

Ashley Towler
Terry Dodd
Grant Thetford
Dave Wilds

*Group 7* - 09:42

Ryan Thomas
Adam Hunt
Hayden Hunter
Brad Lewis

*Group 8* - 09:49

Liam Humphreys
Sam Guile
Rob Duncan
Gary Tillott

*Group 9* - 09:56

Dave Blunsdon
Ashley Wright
Macca Daniels
David Herbert

*Group 10* - 10:03

Ross Garnham
Lee Garnham
Alf Garnham
Andy McCarthy

*Group 11* - 10:10

Barry Boyling
Daryl Frost
Martin Hunt

HANDICAPS WILL BE GIVEN TO PARTICIPANTS ON DAY OF PLAY. 

DALE HILL – IAN WOOSNAM COURSE – OCT 21ST 2022 RESULTS 

John Hearn aka Shoulders finally secured his dream win on the TBIS after taking up the game of golf only a few years back. A player who has thrown himself fully into golf with custom made clubs, hats & tailored socks got over line after a previous putt off heartbreak at Royal Ashdown from his gay lover Liam ‘Potter’ Humphreys. The apprentice sunk a 40ft putt to shatter John’s title hopes and added another name on the famous baking tray for that day. Like true champions Jonny didn’t let that lost beat him and came back in true fighting spirit to get over the line in the next event.

21 players teed it up at Dale Hill which was a smaller field for the best society in Sussex. Event 4 of the calendar year gave the golfers a chance to up there averages ready for the 2023 playoff weekend event. Forecasts again of wind and rain on the day pushed the buttons of the competing field but with the golf gods finally smiling down on the group a windy but sunny day allowed some respectful scores to come into the clubhouse. Old faces that haven’t played or been seen since 2005 in Terry Dodd made a comeback as he tries to redeem his status on the tour, as well as a new member in Matt Boyd who made his debut ready to go to battle with Ryan Geal as the biggest player ever to swing a golf club at 9ft 6. 

A winning score of 36 points gave a 3-point lead over 3 players who finished second in Hunty, Ross Standen and Aidy King sitting at 33pts on a course that played tough and long throughout the day. Heavy winds on some of the Par 5s played like par 7s in what was a day of taking good bogeys on scorecards and moving on. Greens were fantastic but again played hard with the wind where it seemed like a day of near missis for most of the field. One player had a day to forget with the normally consistent Neil king coming home with only 11 points in total. A sharp exit for loveable bald man at Dale Hill meant that a private fitting of the ‘I’m Pony at Golf’ hat in the clubhouse didn’t happen but come Xmas this will be on show Infront of the current 48 player field. 

The 3 closest pins went to Luke Collins, Macca Daniels and Dave Blunsdon who all darted in shots to within 4ft. All worthy winners with the course trying to make its mind up on what wind direction it wanted which teased the field and made things very hard. The TBIS Bonus prize was shared with a 19point total in the winner John Hearn and Sean Cully aka Fish. Fish at one stage was cooking and ready to pounce for the win, but a dodgy back 9 where ‘golf’ fatigue set in meant he gradually had to settle for a top 6 finish. TBIS Team game went to Macca, John Hearn, Ross Adams and Dave Wilds. A tight course with plenty of danger so the fact this came in after 18 holes in strong conditions shows how well the group played. 

Great hospitality from Dale Hill with a spectacular golf course which would be a real gem in the summer’s months. A winning vote goes to the chefs at the golf club who have produced the best breakfast bap to date for the TBIS which was worth the entrance fee alone.

A tame event for the society on this occasion with the first Major of the new season around the corner in December. Worthing Golf course will again hold the Xmas event with a maximum field set. Xmas Jumpers and Socks will be worn where big fines will be set if playing staff do not follow the dictatorship of the TBIS Committee.  A few more games will also be introduced for the main event of the year as well as the chance to grab the little golden star that shows you are part of an elite group. 

Texts will be out soon which will layout all the details for the evening events which last year proved to be a belter of a night. This is one you do not want to miss where a strict dress code will also be implemented this year as a sign of class and elite status of the TBIS Society as we bounce around the cobble streets of Worthing. A Thursday night is set…. Its Xmas and the Friday is a must for taking the day off. You’ve been warned. 

Results: 

1st – John Hearn – 36pts 

2nd – Adam Hunt, Ross Standen & Aidy King – 33pts

1st NP – Luke Collins

2nd NP – Macca Daniels 

3rd NP – Dave Blunsdon 

TBIS Team Ball – Macca, Ross Standen, Dave Wilds, John Hearn

TBIS Bonus Winner – Front 9 Score – John Hearn & Sean Cully

Pony Hat – Neil King 11pts

Event 4 is here, and it will be the last event for the TBIS before the first major of the year happens at Worthing in December. The stage has been set with a trip Ticehurst in East Sussex to another new course for the group Dale Hill Golf Course. The Ian Woosnam course has been chosen which is the signature course of the two at Dale Hill which was designed by the former Masters winner and Ryder Cup captain back in 1995. 

The course itself will be a stiffer challenge for the 23 TBIS players committed to the day, after points farce back in Event 3 at Woldingham that left the Committee in utter shock. Handicaps will be slashed dramatically for most players after a 48-point win stabbed the credibility of the society bang smack in the stomach. That win and the fact 15 players shot over 36 points that day has ruined any argument from players on handicap alignment from now on. Moans and groans will be ignored and brushed aside by the committee so leave your dummies in and get on with it! 

In true TBIS style the weather looks to be a wet one again so full water attire will be needed. The only positive currently to take at this point is that wind is limited which means it may just be a wet day for players who will do well to keep dry. A tough course will be made harder with wet weather that not many players have had to contend with in the past few months unless you went on the Trilby Tour which means odds have been slashed against those players names…

Normal Prizes will be awarded for 3x closest pins which will be decided on the day of play. The TBIS Bonus prize will be the best Stableford front 9 score. The winner and second prize will walk away with a cash pot to their name as well as the team game squad who shoot the most points with one ball through 18. 

The draw is as follows for Dale Hill where a 8.45 am start for the normal coffee and bacon sandwich will start proceedings before a first tee time of 10am starts play. 

BRING £15 CASH on the DAY for prize entry!!!!

Stage 4 Information – Dale Hill Golf Course (Ian Woosnam)

23 Players Participating
£15 cash on the day

Individual Buy In - £10 (£10 x 23 = £230)

1st Place = £100 winner

2nd Place = £30 second

Closest Pin x 3 = £30 per pin

TBIS Bonus Prize – Best Front 9 score 

Mandatory Team Buy In per Individual - £5 p/p (£20 per team x 6 = £120)

Group win = £120 

All credibility and respect for the TBIS baking Tray went out the window at Woldingham, as fellow tour players decided that this would be the day where big point totals would completely smash all previous records held within the society. 

22 Players made their way up the M25 to Woldingham to get event 3 underway, the 23rd player Hayden Hunter decided that he wanted to play Wentworth Golf Club rather than Woldingham GC with his fellow TBIS brothers.  Hayden worked out the hard way that this wasn’t an option after security wouldn’t let him in to the BMW Championship venue due to no collar on his shirt. A quick spin around and doing 100mph plus back on himself he managed to make play in tee group 5 after his original 2nd tee group time was missed. Hayden will now be escorted to future venues after proving he is the only person in the country not able to work google maps and then follow the instructions. 

Onto the golf… for a lot of players this would be there first time at Woldingham and they sure wasn’t disappointed with what was a beautiful venue and golf course. With the 9th and 18th playing as a double green in front of the spectacular club house this course is one that the group will be coming back to next season. The course itself seemed to bring a certain level of confidence and smiles around the group as this course does play easier than most due to tee box misses going unpunished. This forgiving track lived up to its name with the points totals after 18 holes smashing all previous records for the society. Emergency meetings have been called with sponsors and handicap committees to discuss what went wrong in terms of course layout and handicaps given or was this just a special day for the players themselves. A full investigation is underway to identify any findings that players have met behind the committee’s backs to hustle the society and put the brand in to disrepute. To put into context the audacious scores Jack Wilds will now wear the ‘I’m Pony at Golf’ hat with a 24-point total… Horrific for the newbie. What is certain that all the previous moans and groans from the group on handicaps will be squashed after an unforgiveable day on tour. Future events and players regarding handicaps will for sure be cut vigorously for event 4 at Dale Hill. 

4 nearest pins were introduced for the day with the 4th NP being the normal TBIS Bonus prize. This went to Alf Garnham who was overjoyed with his new Pro V 1’s that will be in the long grass of Worthing Golf Club come September 25th. 3 solid par 3 shots and wins went to Luke Collins, Ross Garnham who is starting to shine again after being branded the Par 3 King, and fellow committee member Joe Perry who is desperate for his name on the tray but comes up short on most occasions. 

Onto the team game and with an impressive 35-point total went to the group that seemed to not put a foot wrong all day. Joe Perry, Ross Garnham, Alex Sutton and Gareth Cook took the majority of the individual prizes as well as a little extra pocket money for The TBIS Ball game. 

With course wind very settled, and greens very soft points totals were always going to be on the up, but nobody imagined they would witness score totals that some have never seen before in all there years of playing this wonderful game. Alf Garnham a main protestor against the handicap committee was having his say on the 10th tee with his playing team member of Alex Sutton and Sean Cully eating up 5-point totals on some holes on the front 9 as ‘a complete f*****g joke’. This must have pushed Big Alf on with an impressive 20+ point total on the back 9 to come home with 43 points overall. This total the highest prior to Woldingham apart from his sons 44point win over a year ago at Chartham Park. To Alf’s horror this wouldn’t be enough to see him over the line. The peoples champ and a fans favourite known as the silent assassin was plodding along nicely where 25ft puts seemed like 3ft knock ins for Alex Sutton who went on the march and hit a world record total of 48-points for the win. Alex who is a regular on the tour hasn’t hit under 100 in 4 years, with a regular 27 handicap and Woldingham suiting his eye managed a +14 score on the day which was a shock to everyone mostly to himself. A great final total considering Alex hasn’t shot 32+ points since joining the TBIS. Was it a day of just pure brilliance from the local plumber, or has he hustled everyone with secret location lessons to get over the line when it matters? Nobody will ever know… what we do know is that another new name is on the tray and that with that point average don’t be surprised to see Alex moving into this seasons Race to the stone weekend with playoff point advantage. 

Well played to Alex who on his day collected his prize with grace and also rounds for everyone back at the Beckett. The only certainty moving forward now is a massive chop from the committee to his handicap and others that cant be grumbled at. 

Results: 

1st – Alex Sutton – 48pts 

2nd – Alf Garnham – 43pts

1st NP – Luke Collins

2nd NP – Joe Perry 

3rd NP – Ross Garnham 

TBIS Team Ball – Joe Perry, Ross Garnham, Alex Sutton Gareth Cook

TBIS Bonus Winner – Alf Garnham NP

Pony Hat – Jack Wilds 24pts

Quick turnaround for event 3 for the TBIS where another chance comes to the table for players to get in there all important 6 events for next years Race to the Stone weekend competition. The TBIS will throw one more event into the mix come middle of October at Dale Hill before months break, before the famous and important first major of the 22/23 season in December at Worthing Golf Club Lower – The Xmas Event.

Event 3 takes us back up into the Surrey Hills to the beautiful Woldingham Golf Club. This 18-hole par 71 course is 6376 yards long and was designed by American course architect, Bradford Benz, to USGA specifications to make the most of the contours of the valley. The course itself lies on chalk which provides excellent drainage which with recent weather form for the TBIS this is maybe just what’s required come Friday. 

24 players have committed to the trip up north with 6 groups ready to take battle once again for the baking tray that everyone wants to get their hands on. One of the 24 is recent winner and TBIS Apprentice Liam Humphreys who will showboat boat his winning talents on a much lower handicap mark to his recent win. Potter became the 14th new name on the tray in 15 events which shows that on any day if you turn up and play well, you too can have your name marked into a Teflon tray with a rusty nail. 

Handicap committee have been monitoring the form of players on and away from the TBIS tour, and the below reflects how each playing golfer has been assessed vigorously to keep wins at below 40 points. This is something the TBIS board are proud about that this has been achieved in the last 10 events. If players feel they want to appeal these outcomes, then they need to write to wedontgiveatoss@TBIS.com. A reply will be back with you in 562 days minimum. 

Weather is touch and go for the day so the committee advise players to bring a brolly and a wetsuit for what should be another cracking day for the group. Evening plans are yet to be decided but the same faces I’m sure will be heading out for a couple of cheeky ones where they can all deliberate what could have been. Venue will be decided on the day for the normal Friday fun day. 

Lastly the new TBIS uniforms have been sourced and discussion continue regarding sponsorship opportunities that will guarantee at least 123% profit margins for businesses the following year with a brand that is starting to blossom as it matures alongside sister tours of the PGA and LIV. Some say you would be crazy to miss out on this fantastic opportunity. Final confirmation and closure for this will be closed mid-October. 

The TBIS wish all players the best of luck for Woldingham and let the best man win on the day. 

Draw for Woldingham 3rd Round – Season 22/23

BRING £15 CASH on the DAY for prize entry!!!!

Stage 3 Information – Woldingham Golf Course 

24 Players Participating
£15 cash on the day

Individual Buy In - £10 (£10 x 24 = £240)

1st Place = £100 winner

2nd Place = £40 second

Closest Pin x 4 = £30 per pin (TBIS Bonus Prize Included) 2, 11, 15, 17

Mandatory Team Buy In per Individual - £5 p/p (£20 per team x 8 = £120)

Group win = £140

**IN THE EVENT OF A DRAW IN ANY COMP A PLAYOFF PUTT OFF WILL DECIDE THE WINNER**

*Ball Sponsor Fore Right Golf Balls (Instagram fore right golf balls - For all your golf ball needs) ******SAY NO TO CONCRETE BALLS *******

Round 2 of the TBIS season two, took us to the Royal Ashdown Golf Course located in Forest Row. A strong field in the end of 29 players gathered for their routine bacon roll and coffee in the sensation club house before a day of challenging golf commenced. What is known to be a very tricky challenge the West course at RA didn’t disappoint with a low shooting average from most of the field. The biggest issue on the day was the worn and diseased greens at Royal Ashdown which left the TBIS and especially the committee members very unhappy at the standard on display. The putting surfaces really didn’t meet the expectation of the society and a strong email will be sent where future events at the course will be in jeopardy if small changes cannot be negotiated. A real shame as on previous visits to the course they have been immaculate. What can be said was the welcoming display from all staff who couldn’t do enough for us to make our visit as welcoming as possible. The Tour don’t normally get venues and there conditions wrong but on this occasion, we will admit a below par location.

Onto the golf with new faces on display and the first tee shot scope monitor back in action for the first time since the Christmas Event at Worthing last season. An array of different shots… mostly left were captured on what will be several ‘You’ve Been Framed’ Moments for the TBIS TV archive. 

A strange day of weather, where it felt like at time, we were all competing in the Amazon Jungle with humidity levels at an all time high for an event. Several players struggling with severe perspiration issues that could be the perfect excuse for low points totals. First Par three of the day went to Grant Thetford who hit a delightful 185+ yard shot within 8ft to take the days first prize on offer. Second par 3 went to the impressive TBIS Apprentice Liam Humphreys who was due for a hell of a day ‘Sat in His Office’ and finally the closest and not easiest by any means went to Hayden Hunter who nearly holed a 115 yard drop par 3 to within a 2ft. 

The days golf seemed to be swinging all day with a number of tricky holes and fairways that even the favourites were struggling to hold to compete.  Paddling pool size greens did become a major issue for most where if you missed you could say goodbye to Par/Birdy opportunities. Liam Humphreys as mentioned earlier hit the 23-point mark on the front and went into the turn as a player that really should see the event home with ease… in true Potter style he did all he could to make a complete mess of the glorious opportunity. The back 9 TBIS bonus prize went to the consistent Aidy King with a solid 22-point total that left him with a dozen ProV1s which should last him till ‘Pigs’ Day next Saturday. 

The group game seemed to be going down to the wire with two teams battling out around a course where losing balls could easily happen at any time. the final 2 holes let the winners commence with a 2-point swing that gave them a grand total of 24points total. Congratulations to Dave Herbert, Tony Elliott and Alex Sutton all known for there consistent styles. 

The Real Battle for the winner’s spot was starting to take shape between the two ‘Wedding Crashers’ and only humans that are not related that actually look like identical twins in Liam ‘The Apprentice’ Humphreys and John ‘Shoulders’ Hearn. Everyone could smell the competitive nature of each player coming down the final stretch in what was going to be an unbelievable climax to an exciting day of Golf. Ashley Towler on the other hand had another day to forget as he created history of being the first player to have his name added to the ‘I’m Pony at Golf’ brown baseball cap with a horrible 10-point day total. What can be said though is Towler’s generosity of signing up alongside his friend and fellow Ashley (Wright) who have both signed deals with the TBIS for future sponsorship deals. Final paperwork is being drawn up where a lucrative deal for all parties to be announced very soon. The final 2 in Potter and Shoulders had slogged it out for 18 but couldn’t be broken after both shooting an impressive 36pt total on a tight, difficult and narrow track. The only way to separate these couple of featherweights would be the TBIS Putt Off which would control both these players fate and yet another new name on the tray. 40ft putts were marked up by the board and a crowd of ASBO’s swarmed the putting green. A toss was completed where Jonny who had chosen the fallen heads elected for Liam to step up first. He took Jonny’s offer and slapped him straight round the chops with a 1 putt hole out… something never seen before in the history of the society. John now needed to follow… and although he hit a sensational put to within a couple of inches the stroke wasn’t good enough to get the final job done. 

So, another new name on the board in the Apprentice. Let’s hope certain eyes are not reading this write up and that images in a shirt and tie eating his sandwiches 40 miles away in the canteen are the only true reflection to Liam’s fantastic Friday. This now see’s two committee members name on the famous baking tray with the outstanding Joe who was apparently seen in tears on the A23 coming home on the disbelief that the once 60/1 shot had brought the title home. Thank God the bookies only had him on 9/1 on this occasion. 

Next event comes at us thick and fast; 9th September will see the group had up into Surry once again to attack the Woldingham Golf Course which should be a better and beautiful occasion the round 2. Thanks again to all 29 players who competed, although the setting was as perfect as normal, we hope as a board that you enjoyed your day. 

Results: 

1st – Liam Humphreys – 36pts *Playoff Win

2nd – John Hearn – 36pts

1st NP – Grant Thetford     

2nd NP – Liam Humphreys  

3rd NP – Hayden Hunter  

TBIS Team Ball – Dave Herbert, Tony Elliott, Alex Sutton – 24pts

TBIS Bonus Winner – Aidy King – 22pts

Pony Hat – Ash Towler – 10pts 

Event 2 and August is here with our next playoff round coming at us thick and fast. Royal Ashdown West Course is the setting after a re-negation with the club after last years cancellation due to flash floods in the area. With our first lot of rain hitting the south in nearly 4 weeks, green keepers at the venue have been asked to work double shifts this week so that Friday’s TBIS event can be played and closed out in the best possible conditions available. Fingers crossed this is done in the sunshine. 

North Downs winner Ryan Gael has opted out of defending his first win on tour, with instead taking on his NVQ level 4 in Cat Tree Collection that is part of his curricular as a local fireman. His best friend Mr Jack Wilds, son of the famous Dave and brother of Tez will take Ryan’s place after signing a 3-year deal that commits him to the tour for the near future. Welcome Jack. 

Royal Ashdown offers two golf courses in the area under one club, the West Course and the Old Course. The Old course currently sits in the top 50 in the country and 3rd in Sussex, The TBIS have chosen the West to fit in with the tours budget and playing quality the TBIS will bring into East Sussex. Still a gem of a golf course that plays short with a modest par 68 length will catch out players who do not plot themselves around the playing surface. The course itself does not have any bunkers but instead its glittered with the delights of local heather and holes cut into the treelined forest of Ashdown. Small greens and plenty of run offs will test the TBIS field where yet another new course has been added to The Boundstone Invitation Society schedule. 

29 players are currently committed to Fridays second event with good prize money on offer yet again. Normal 3x nearest pins, 1st and 2nd will again be on the table as well as the TBIS bonus prize which will be best back 9 score on this occasion. The traditional team game will also be in play. Players are asked to wear their yellow tops if they still fit or there Puckrup playoff grey in replacement. All players who do not obtain these garments are asked to wear yellow or grey on the day to blend in with the pack. New Polos etc are being discussed but sponsorship meetings and contracts are still being drawn up. Watch this space. 

Players Handicaps will again be sent to the What’s App Group on Thursday evening before Fridays start. Odds for this event will also be available with a maximum £5 per player bet via normal banking services on offer from the TBIS. The event will be a 7.30am start for bacon rolls and coffee with first tee set for 08.40. Shot Scope technology will be on the first tee ready to display each players opening gold shots for the day. A venue for the evening is yet to be booked but plans have been mentioned with food and drink at Level 1 in Worthing to capture the good weather into the evening. More faces the better. 

Good Luck to all the players playing Friday, The TBIS Committee wish you all the very best. 

Stage 2 Information – Royal Ashdown Golf Course 

29 Players Participating
£15 cash on the day

Individual Buy In - £10 (£10 x 29 = £290)

1st Place = £140 winner

2nd Place = £60 second

Closest Pin x 3 = £30 per pin 

TBIS Bonus Prize – Best Back 9 Holes Score

Mandatory Team Buy In per Individual - £5 p/p (£20 per team x 8 = £160)

Group win = £160

**IN THE EVENT OF A DRAW IN ANY COMP A PLAYOFF PUTT OFF WILL DECIDE THE WINNER**

*Ball Sponsor Fore Right Golf Balls (Instagram fore_right_golfballs - For all your golf ball needs) ******SAY NO TO CONCRETE BALLS *******

Draw for RA – 2nd t Round – Season 22/23

HANDICAPS Will Be Sent to the groups What’s App Thursday Evening.

BRING £15 CASH on the DAY for prize entry!!!!

The new season has arrived and yet another new name landed on the baking tray of dreams. Beautiful weather and a beautiful golf course in North Downs were match by precise hospitality from the golf club, who left a lasting impression on the TBIS competitors as they headed home for what was another fantastic day to kick start proceedings to the new year. 

The build up to the event is never smooth one, but a flood of injuries to regular players and prime holiday season in play left a low total of 23 players getting the TBIS of the start line for 2022/2023 season.  

As crowds gathered around the first tee you sensed a nervousness in the air that the legendary society golf group in Sussex was once again about to spread its wings. Talk of new sponsorship deals and merchandise added to the volume of expectations that these group of players were again part of something massive. Tee shots went left, right and some 10 yards in front with a scuff and bobble, with a handful managing to find a fair way with a hole that only played 240yards and produced no birdies.  

Loud echoes on the 3rd hole could be heard straight away with Alex Duncan clipping the pin on the first par 3 of the day which in the end helped him walk away with £30 large ones in the old skyrocket. The disgust of his father Rob who was making his debut on tour after some heavy recruitment in the summer was a picture that I’m sure will sit on the mantelpiece at the Duncan’s. The next two Par 3 nearest pins went to the people’s champ Adam Wilds who went on to celebrate in style and Craig Boyling who accepted his cash prize with a comment “Thank F**K for that, you should of seen the rest of my game” a sign that confidence is sky high with Craig and his game at present even though he walked away the second richest man on the day. 

The TBIS Bonus prize would go to another debut player in Steve Herbert, brother of Spanish Dave who played the 18th Par 4 closets in 3 even with a busted wrist that left TBIS insurance firms wincing at the thought of another pay-out. It’s taken 13 events in total, but we have finally had our first casualty of the tour after brother Dave decided to smash a 3 wood at his sibling due to tactical play. Steve is currently recovering with a wrist looking like it’s growing a potato on it but cuddles with his pack of chrome softs should soften the blow. The TBIS Committee and sponsors would like to wish him well in his recovery. 

The Team event would be taken by the only team to bring back their ball through 18 which consisted of Winkle, Dave Wilds, Tony DiVito, & Craig Boyling again who was gathering a lovely pot of cash for the day. The ‘I’m Pony at Golf’ hat also had a new name to the list with Grant Thetford coming home with 18 points. In the past this total would have seen him just escape but with a smaller field at ND there was no hiding. He will wear the ‘Off White’ cap with pride at Royal Ashdown.

The real deal though was happening right in front of our eyes with two heavyweights swinging and jabbing for the all-important accolade of the TBIS Tray. One Senior, One Young, One Grey, One Dark, one 9ft 4, One shrinking with age and cider… Big ‘Scaff’ Ryan Geall and ‘Silver Fox’ Gary Tillott both wanted the main prize and both playing golf that deserved the right to sit on a list of legends already scratched into the lung loving Teflon. After a long slog it was Ryan Geall that pulled away from the pack with some consistent golf that left his game with no blobs on the card and the ‘Hogan’ hat perched on his head at the end like a Jewish Skull Cap. The Silver Fox who notched in the playoff weekend at Puckrup with best senior player for the 21/22 season had to settle for second, but no one can take away that Gary is knocking at the door for a future win. 

Celebrations for some in Worthing concluded a fantastic opening round for the 22/23 season where it’s been calculated that yet again the same faces seem to appear out for after drinks. The Society is about the social and going forward bigger numbers and commitment to the celebrations after an event need to happen. A lot goes into these days and although we don’t expect people to come on all of these, we would expect one drink together at least. They are every month not week remember. 

Next round sees us visit the lovely Royal Ashdown West Course that is another new location for most and the TBIS. Details of the day will be sent out very soon so full numbers can be gathered and planning from the committee can start. We look forward to seeing you all again soon. 

Results: 

1st – Ryan Geall – 38pts 

2nd – Gary Tillott – 34pts

1st NP – Alex Duncan    

2nd NP – Craig Boyling  

3rd NP – Adam Wilds  

TBIS Team Ball – Joe Perry, Dave Wilds, Craig Boyling, Tony Elliott

TBIS Bonus Winner – Steve Herbert 

Pony Hat – Grant Thetford – 18pts 

New Season…and New Opportunities in the golfing world of the TBIS. The re arranged fixture of North Downs Golf Course will kick start our season and what a beautiful gem of a course this is. Scoreable and enjoyable will see handicaps slashed by the committee for the new season with a course capable of high score totals if played tactically. Opportunities of a head start are on offer here with Ross Garnham that finished 1st has decided to continue his pre-season rather than compete. This leaves the door right open for a potential new winner and name on the famous baking tray. A small field of 24 players will go at it this week due to a fair amount of injury and holidays taking the numbers down below our normal averages.

Opened in 1971 and set amongst the Woldingham countryside, North Downs Golf Club is, ironically, one of the highest courses in Southern England at 850 feet. At 5,815 yards North Downs might not be the longest course you'll play but don't underestimate the challenge of getting around without a blemish on your card. The result is a fair contest of accuracy, particularly on the par 4's, is a pre-requisite to good scoring.

The signature hole of North Downs must be the steep 17th, also known as Cardiac Hill. This Everest of a hole is fortunate as it builds up a thirst for that first drink in the welcoming clubhouse that most TBIS members will be licking their lips at! 

This course is capable of big points totals on the day if played smartly and tactically. With this in mind and the fact ‘smart’ has been mentioned the bookies have predicted a winning total of 30 points under the current tour average for a win. Another eye opener for the par 3 kings will be the beautiful downhill ‘Hit & Hope’ hole 9. Club selection and conditions on the day will be a major factor on pin seeking shots or three off. This hole will of course be selected for a closet pin attraction as well as hole 3 ‘The Deceiver’ and hole 13 ‘Bens Revenge’ Not sure who Ben is… but if Hes anything like this hole he’s a bit of a W****R. 

Hole 5 and the only Par 5 on the course will play out the TBIS bonus prize for the day where the closest in 3 shots to the pin will take the prize. As normal there will be prize pots for the TBIS team game and also 1st and 2nd places. if any ties are to happen, the same scenario will play out on the 18th /putting green that are joined together for the famous putt off which will determine a winner!

Opening tee time for the day’s events will be at 10am with coffee and bacon rolls served from 8.45am. The same £15 cash buy in for the day’s prizes will be taken prior to play. With beautiful sunshine expected to continue we would like to factor in the safety concerns to players that plenty of beer and sunscreen is worn at all times.  We wish you all well on the day for what is set to be another fantastic event. 

Stage 1 Information – North Downs Golf Course 

24 Players Participating

6 groups x 4 players

£15 cash on the day

Individual Buy In - £10 (£10 x 26 = £260)

1st Place = £110 winner

2nd Place = £60 second

Closest Pin x 3 = £30 per pin 

TBIS Bonus Prize – Closest to the pin in 3 shots on the 5th hole Par 5. 

Mandatory Team Buy In per Individual - £5 p/p (£20 per team x 6 = £120)

Group win = £120

**IN THE EVENT OF A DRAW IN ANY COMP A PLAYOFF PUTT OFF WILL DECIDE THE WINNER**

*Ball Sponsor Fore Right Golf Balls (Instagram fore_right_golfballs - For all your golf ball needs) ******SAY NO TO CONCRETE BALLS *******

Draw for ND - 1st Round – Season 22/23

*** Replacement for Neil King will take this spot. If not replaced this group will go off first as a 3 ball *** 

HANDICAPS Will Be Sent to the groups What’s App Thursday Evening.

Winner Ross Garnham Collects the TBIS Race To The Stone Buddha Trophy and Baking Tray as well as his £850 Club Fitting Voucher. He becomes the second player in TBIS History also to collect his TBIS ‘Major’ Star. Congratulations Ross!

The playoff weekend arrived and the weather that had deprived the group followed as well for what was a fantastic weekend for the TBIS ‘Race to the Stone’ competitors. 

Puckrup Golf Club was the facility that was substituted in at last minute for the original chosen Oxfordshire GC due to be played in April. A small matter of a Wembley trip caused this last-minute change to the plans with many members of the TBIS playing or choosing to support the Littlehampton FC contingents on there quest for FA Vase History. 

May was the new date set in stone with *** members signed up to go to battle over 2 days to be the first player ever to be crowned TBIS ‘Race to the Stone’ 2021/2022 champion. 

The weekend events started off with a small introduction by the TBIS Committee and 7 pints of beer for each player to wet the whistle on what was going to be a great weekend celebrating our first year as a society. Small gestures were presented to each player who had committed to the weekend with an annual programme and polo/jumper for championship day Sundays. 

Onto the golf, groups had been drawn for the first day at random to cause as much hurt to the front runners of the tour, who would start the weekend with extra points totals earnt through consistent play throughout the year. With a dead heat at the top, it was decided by the board that both Brad Lewis and Dave Herbert would start the weekend with a 3-point total each. Would this be a big advantage come end of play Saturday, only time would tell. Adam Hunt who finished 3rd in the playoff statistics started on 2- point gap with Lew Jenkins finishing 4th with a 1-point total to take into the weekends play. 

The first day of golf was always going to be a challenging one with a track that none of the field have played before. Plenty brought course guides in a hope that they would be able to understand where to put the ball to attack, but many forgot that they just do not have the skill to control and place themselves in good positions. Plenty of beer was flowing and plenty of good golf as well. Conditions played their part in big drives and also baked greens that left the field double checking lines that Stephen Hawkins would struggle to read. 

The first evening’s events were always going to be the biggest and with prices in the hotel causing a lot of pension pots to come crashing down, the decision was made to venture into the local village of Tewkesbury. After a good old session in the local Weatherspoon’s to start proceedings, we moved to ‘The Local’ being a pub that only Tony Elliott could walk though the door frames. Live Band, Local friends made and taxis home to the hotel by the bar staff really does explain how random the night was… but right up there as one of the best TBIS have had. 

Into the final day and with a tactical tee time of around 12, there was still a few sore heads and players feeling sorry for themselves. The tour players kitted out in their playoff polos for championship day led to a few casualties on the front 9, where several players called it a day with the sun and hangovers getting the better of them. Two glorious days of sunshine seemed to bring the best out of players who hadn’t started the weekend as favourite's due to playoff points totals being at zero. Big charges had been made on the first day by the likes of Ross Garnham and Ross Adams who had put solid points totals on the board and had taken that form again into the final day. The special prize for top senior player was also being battled out with the Silver Fox Gary Tillott and Aidy King looking to take the nursing home vouchers that were on offer by the TBIS. 

After a tough two days and plenty of prizes on display the outcome and first Race to the Stone Playoff Winner for the TBIS went to the likeable and big food critic Ross Garnham. A choice of prices led Ross to take the top accolade of the £850 iron fitting and of course the beautiful Buddha trophy that now sits proudly in his new kitchen. Ross Adams who was in the driving seat coming down to the final 3 holes did have it wrapped up but with pressure building this led to a poor finish and a overall runners up spot. Silver Fox Gary came in as head senior player for the season of 2021/22 with an overall 7th spot on the grid. Inhouse Playoff putt off was carried out for 3rd and 4th spots with Spanish Dave and Lew Jenkins finishing 2 days on joint spots with Lew taking the 3rd spot raffle pick after placing his ball closer to the dining room skirt then his Spanish friend.

Puckrup Golf Course delivered on what was a makeshift weekend organised at last minute due to several date issues in the build-up. The course was in fantastic condition and the facilities lived up to the TBIS Playoff Weekend criteria. A location that we would all recommend and one day who knows may re visit as a group. First season wrapped up with a total of 60 players committing over 13 events/course to date with 6930 holes completed. Its been a great start to the TBIS journey which will now take us onto the next season with bigger and better ideas to grow this brand. We thank everyone who has supported and aligned themselves to the TBIS and hopefully next year we can take this society onto the next stage. The TBIS Committee. 

Overall Standings for 2021/2022 Season:

1st Ross Garnham *Second Major Winner 21/22 Season* 

2nd Ross Adams 

3rd Lew Jenkins

4th Dave Herbert

5th Liam Humphreys 

6th Adam Hunt

7th Gary Tillott 

8th Alex Sutton 

9th Luke Collins 

10th Aidy King 

The TBIS Committee have this evening held an emergency meeting after some serious allegations relating to the tour sponsor Fore Right Golf Balls. At this moment, the Committee have decided to cut all ties with Fore Right Golf Balls. 

The TBIS are now on the lookout for new ball sponsors, so if anyone fancies replacing the multicoloured snooker balls that the apprentice provides, please let us know. 

Event 9 landed in March and more drama with the weather caused problems and challenges that only this TBIS society advance from. 14 temporary greens and thick fog planned at the original location of North Downs GC meant a mass planning session on Wednesday to locate a new replacement location. 10 tee times together proved difficult as nearly every golf course in Sussex and Surrey was called by the TBIS Committee before a cancellation event neared. With a last-ditch attempt to save the day Rookwood was approached by the apprentice Liam who moved mountains to make sure the TBIS graced their facility for what was going to be a fascinating final playoff event. Liam has to take credit and was rewarded by the founders of the TBIS with an original 7-year apprentice scheme being put down to a 6-year for his troubles. We don’t say it often but for once the skinny guy with no personality really did come through for everyone and made sure that the final playoff event of the season got of the ground. 

The course itself was a very damp and soggy affair but the greens were as good as you will get this time of year, so credit to Rookwood for not only allowing us to use the facilities at short notice but also providing a good day where we all felt looked after and a putting service that the majority still couldn’t use. 38 members teed it up for Event 9 with a lot to still play for with the Race to the Stone 2-day break looming in the horizon. Debuts for senior citizens Martin Hunt and Nigel Gray showed again that even though we are a year down the line the TBIS is still pulling in the punters and will support the elderly when in need. A big warm welcome to both. 

On to the golf. Closet pins for the day were basically wrapped up by the player who calls himself the “Par 3 Kid” Shane Salt who credited himself with 2 out of the 3 on the big stage. The last going to Liam Humphreys which made the wins on the day an all TBIS affair with founder and the apprentice taking the full sweep. Rigged…. Maybe… but if you don’t like it… tough. 

The TBIS team game would be completed by group 9 with Graham Mepham picking up cash again on his second event, TBIS Major winner Sam Bond and serial second place winner Chris Lawrence with a 31-point total. Front 9 winner for the sleeve of balls went to Alf Garnham with an impressive 20-point total. And the back 9 winner again being Shane Salt with crazy 22-point win. Cuts for both are immediate.

 A TBIS putt off would take place once again but this time not for a place on top of the podium. A battle would commence on the putting green between Lawro and Macca to see who would walk home with the second-place cash pot. With high expectations for what looked to be a master class soon played out to be a disappointing affair by two blind mice playing through a continuous sound of chattering teeth from the crowd due to the drop in temperature. The excitement went, and the fun filled atmosphere normally brought to the table for a putt off soon descended. A quick decision needed to be made by the Committee and with pneumonia setting in for some of the older boys over 60 the group decided that it was best for safety reasons to make the event a tie. 

Onto the main man… With an impressive 39-point total playing of a handicap mark of 21, Shane Salt claimed his first win on tour and also created history with being the highest handicapper to take home the famous baking tray trophy. What made the win more special was that Salt was one of the founding creators of the TBIS way back in 2019 on the sunny shores of Villamoura. Salt had to step away from the committee due to work commitments that sees him saving lives on a daily basis, working on the front line at a local pharmaceutical company. A choked-up Salt when interviewed muttered “This is special… just to get over the line on this huge stage, when so many have doubted my swing and technique over the years is incredible” he continued “a lot of people behind the scenes hate on me, saying I walked away from the TBIS, that I don’t care… I hope this picture paints a thousand words” Salt on the day walked away with the highest purse to date for an event with an impressive £240 and 12 premium golf balls, how did he celebrate fans asked… with his favourite finger licking chicken joint in Worthing, He finished with “I wasn’t going to celebrate with anything or anyone else apart from my favourite food”. 

Shane will miss out on the big weekend away which really does open up the odds for the Race to the Stone. This final event could be won by anyone over a two day stretch of tough golf and drinking. The leader board tells the tale in terms of points total leads for the big prizes but some of the most unexpected things have happened in this great game and who’s to say that a cheeky outsider cannot come up top trumps on the day. Final details will be announced next week on what will truly be a great experience for all on an occasion that will grow arms and legs in the future. 

Rookwood GC (North Downs Cancelled Late On)  –04.03.2022 – Stage Nine Standings

1st – Shane Salt – 39 pts 

2nd – Macca Daniels & Chris Lawrance – 36 pts (Putt Off Tie)

1st NP – Shane Salt   

2nd NP – Shane Salt 

3rd NP – Liam Humphreys  

TBIS Team Ball – Graham Mepham. Sam Bond. Chris Lawrance – 31Pts

TBIS Front 9 Winner – Alf Garnham – 20Pts

TBIS Back 9 Winner – Shane Salt – 22Pts

Adam Hunt (6) - 6/1

It has not been a great start to 2022 for TBIS founder Hunt. After sustaining a knee injury which will see him miss Littlehampton's Vase run, he has now picked up a devastating back injury whilst bending over to pick up his kitten.  Adam has been busy telling anyone who will listen that he is struggling and needs shots back on his handicap, but will still shoot 35 points and be angry about it.

Adam Wilds (25) - 12/1

New year and a new Terry for 2022. Playing golf more and more - American Golf are reaping the rewards. Swing is better, game is improving, TBIS win around the corner…. Who knows.

Aidy King (18) - 8/1

Seeing Aidy's face in the clubhouse after Purley Downs, thinking he had a chance at the W... only for it to be stolen away by two newbie bandits - the TBIS committee will dine off that moment for a while. Still gets to play off 18 though, and if he can pick himself up after the devastation last time, might have a real good chance.

Alex Sutton (30) - 16/1

An impressive run last time out at Worthing must've had Alex thinking he was in with a chance at getting his name on the tray. A much needed 37 banked with a good chance of scoring well again at Rookwood.

Alf Garnham (16) - 9/1

Big Alf aka the Hulk could erupt at any moment right now with a frustrating short game at hand. If he can keep his cool and be smarter around the greens a win could be close.

Andy McCarthy (10) - 7/1

Pulled everyone’s pants down with a win on his debut event at Purley. Only right the committee got their own back with shots cut. Let’s see how he deals with that. Who’s laughing now.

Ash Hefford (6) - 9/2

Could be a course that may suit the eye of this consistent nag. Decent irons needed and a short game to match. Perfect conditions for Ash. Joint favourite.

Ashley Towler (24) - 14/1

One of the only few players of the tour who hasn’t missed an event yet, and due to this loyalty and not the fact he cant play golf the TBIS Committee have given a shot back to the phantom. Will this extra handicap stroke be exactly what Ash needs to finally hit under the 100 stroke mark and be up there with a winning stableford total.

Ashley Wright (38) - 16/1

Ash keeps crawling further and further away from the ‘I’m Pony at Golf’ hat with each event that passes. The committee predict that again there will be further development to Ash’s game which will see him finish this event midtable. A huge credit for one of the tours most improved players  

Barry Boyling (24) - 10/1

The Committee have found themselves playing a lot of golf with Barry lately and they have liked what they have seen - aside from him teeing off and hitting the tee box markers (somehow) a couple of times, we think Barry might have a outside chance and doing something at Rookwood. Loves a 5iron and if he can get this thing ticking, the rest of the field ought to watch out.

Brad Lewis (4) - 9/2

Playing and practicing more and more and this is hard to grab when assessing a handicap for this event. No value here at all and will go of Joint favourite for the day.  

Chris Lawrence (23) - 10/1

Snuck in under the 100 mark with a 99 stroke score for the TBIS Major event at Worthing. Deadly in rain after a sensational debut event at Surrey but haven’t seen much of him since in dry conditions. This nag loves the mud

Craig Boyling (11) - 8/1

We hear Craig has not had much chance to play at Ham Manor Lakes lately, due to the fishing competitions that now take place on their fairways. Craig has decided bravely to make the move to Worthing. This we think will ultimately bring Craig to the next level - perhaps this competition is coming a bit early for him, but the bookie has been proved wrong in the past!

Dan Branch (26) - 12/1

Branchy is back. After a long lay off, not seen since his 116 (one hundred and sixteen) at Horsham, Dan will be hoping to beat his tour best 114 (one hundred and fourteen). An outside chance?

Dave Blunsdon (15) - 9/1

There is no way Blunny is playing this event hungry, demands to the new golf location of a Full English upgrade from the standard bacon roll must mean he has eyed up this event for a win. Dangerous.  

Dave Wilds (15) - 9/1

Dave has come of age lately on the tour- after the committee throwing various forms of shade at him over the last months over poor scoring, Dave is playing out of his skin. And finally paired with his TBIS idol. Don't be surprised it Dave scores less than 15 points.

David Herbert (13) - 11/2

Top of the Leaderboard with one to play before the big RTTS weekend will for sure be there again with a 30 point total which should see him take the 5 point head start for the big one.

Gareth Cook (23) - 12/1

Cookie comes to Event 9 gaining the important 6 event total for the big prizes in Oxford. A good points total is needed to get himself up the leaderboard. Can he handle this pressure… Punters are saying No, and staying well away.  

Gary Tillet (22) - 10/1

The Silver Fox returns after much needed break away in the home of Golf to find his game and soul. A new and dangerous man has returned some have said where he has made it clear to friends and family that a TBIS event win is at the top of his wanted list.

George Surry (12) - 8/1

George is on his comeback event after picking up the spoils at Silvermere, winning with the lowest points score ever seen in the world of golf - 33. Been given a 2 shot cut, but rumours have it that George has been playing well lately. Will likely still have a good chance.

Graham Mepham (13) - 8/1

Second place finish only to a putt off at Purley and will be hit with a cut for sure. Playing well on Sundays and is capable of going the distance even of a low handicap mark

Joe Perry (13) - 9/1

3 lessons a week currently, new fitted irons, and a guy who can’t stop winning on golf raffles and limited-edition red nose competitions. Why can’t he continue his luck at North Down on a course he has played before. Has it in his locker to win here and will be a good-looking bet for punters

John Hearn (23) - 11/1

A small break for Mr Hearn who is eager to get in a final round before the RTTS. Starting to find the consistency that pundits predicted with a smooth game that had the shape to grow. Confidence is key with Shoulders, if he gets out the blocks quick a good day could be in the pipeline.  

Lee Garnham (17) - 15/2

Will either shoot 80 or 180. Yet will still want his handicap to come down. Still holds the best point score ever on the TBIS tour, which looks unlikely ever to be beaten. Not a bad one to back when he's having a good day, and interestingly he will be the lowest handicapper in his group.

Lew Jenkins (13) - 15/2

Chesney has finally dropped of in recent months with a handicap that is a true reflection of his playing ability. Needs a good day to start the RTTS with + points totals

Liam Humphreys (21) - 9/1

The apprentice has finally added value to the TBIS - saving the day by rearranging the trip to Rookwood. So credit where credit is due. But if ANYTHING does go wrong, we will have his head for it. Been given a shot back by the committee and may have his apprentice scheme shortened from 8 years to 7 as a reward for a good week in the office.

Luke Collins (23) - 14/1

Luke was one of the few people happy about Storm Eunice last week - not because he fits fence panels and it bought in a load of work, but we're hearing rumours that he left his clubs outside in the hope they would disappear in the wind. No player has gone from wearing the Pony hat, to wearing the winners hat. And we don't think it will be happening this time. 

Macca Daniels (19) - 7/1

A solid front 9 was let down by a ragged back 9 at Putney. Playing off 19 you'd expect this Ginger Beef Johnson to have chances again like he did at Worthing. Probably the worst putt off competitor in TBIS history. 

Martin Hunt (30) - 12/1

Martin has thrown himself in the deep end by joining the TBIS as a new member to the sport. Will start the day of as a 30 handicap. Has he hustled the Committee…. Time will tell.

Neil King (18) - 11/1

A glipmse of light came out of Putney for Neil - 29 points - his current TBIS record. Neil finds himself in a group where all of which can play. Lets hope they can coach him round to beat the magical 30 and lift that quite frankly embarrassing 25.4 average point score.

Nigel Gray (10) - 17/2

Another TBIS newbie - a Worthing member too. A bit of snooping around his recent scores, seems he can certainly play. The TBIS Committee got stung last time out with a newbie and Nigel is gonna bear the brunt of that with a 2 shot cut - welcome to the TBIS!

Paul Franks (18) - 12/1

Another one on tour who has scarcely hit over 30 points (only hitting 31 once at Silvermere on a tough day). The bookies are so confident Paul won't win at Rookwood, that on top of the 12/1 odds, they will also buy anyone who backs him (and wins) a copy of The BFG DVD where they can see Paul back in his prime.

Ross Garnham (15) - 8/1

Going off last as what can only be described as the danger group - all 4 players capable of picking up the win and will have a great chance at the group competition. The par 3 king of the TBIS tour had a great round at Worthing and will be hoping to reinforce that at Rookwood.

Ross Standen (20) - 17/2

Back in the fold on tour and has come to the committee with an honest improved handicap achieved at the dyke. It was only fair the committee considered this and cut him again.

Sam Bond (13) - 15/2

Hot off his 83 (40 point) round at Worthing, Bondy is the first major champion on the TBIS tour. Playing off 13 might be too tough of an ask this time out.

Sam Johnson (27) - 14/1

Northerner is back involved on tour after his last appearance at Worthing and with a rotten short game this track may not suit. One not to consider for a win.

Sean Culley (24) - 14/1

Cully cant get enough of the TBIS since gaining his pro card at Worthing with this being his third consecutive event. Sean found the cold more brutal than most in Purley and came home just dodging the ‘Pony’ hat by the skin of his teeth with an 18 point total. With good weather predicted a points improvement should be on the horizon.

Shane Salt (21) - 10/1

It was only right that the closing event for the 22/23 season has Shane Salt a founder of the TBIS on board. Salty has put aside a busy schedule for a guest appearance and has invested heavily on a new driver for the day. All the stars are aligning it seems for what could be a big day for the loveable gay man. TBIS Committee hot pick

The 9th and final TBIS event before the big playoff showdown sends the group to the loveliest and perhaps one of the friendliest golf clubs in the south. North Downs has been a hidden gem for the committee members over the past few years and its about time they spread the word to their society friends. 

Opened in 1971 and set amongst the Woldingham countryside, North Downs Golf Club is, ironically, one of the highest courses in Southern England at 850 feet. At 5,815 yards North Downs might not be the longest course you'll play but don't underestimate the challenge of getting around without a blemish on your card. The result is a fair contest of accuracy, particularly on the par 4's, is a pre-requisite to good scoring.

The signature hole of North Downs must be the steep 17th, also known as Cardiac Hill. This Everest of a hole is fortunate as it builds up a thirst for that first drink in the welcoming clubhouse that most TBIS members will be licking their lips at! 

The 9th and final event is also set to be another record breaker for the tour as 44 members have committed to the 4th of March date. This has overtaken the record player capacity set at Worthing for the traditional Xmas event. A true reflection that the brand is growing month by month with several new members jumping on board to grab a piece of this gorgeous tasting yellow cake. 

This course is capable of big points totals on the day if played smartly and tactically. With this in mind and the fact ‘smart’ has been mentioned the bookies have predicted a winning total of 30 points under the current tour average for a win. Another eye opener for the par 3 kings will be the beautiful downhill ‘Hit & Hope’ hole 9. Club selection and conditions on the day will be a major factor on pin seeking shots or three off. This hole will of course be selected for a closet pin attraction as well as hole 3 ‘The Deceiver’ and hole 13 ‘Bens Revenge’ Not sure who Ben is… but if Hes anything like this hole he’s a bit of a W****R. 

Hole 5 and the only Par 5 on the course will play out the TBIS bonus prize for the day where the closest in 3 shots to the pin will take the prize. As normal there will be prize pots for the TBIS team game and also 1st and 2nd places. if any ties are to happen, the same scenario will play out on the 18th /putting green that are joined together for a the famous putt off which will determine a winner!

The draw for Event 9 will be live from the website www.tbis.golf by Monday evening (28th Feb). Opening tee time for the day’s events will be at 10am with coffee and bacon rolls served from 9am. The same £15 cash buy in for the day’s prizes will be taken prior to play. Lastly the TBIS Committee and Liam would ask all members to prey the night before play for no rain as we cross over to the Surrey border once again. Legacy tournament events in the past when leaving sunny Sussex has left the group soaked and cold before they have even played there first shot, so we hope that luck is on our side for the final showdown before the race to the stone weekend away. We wish you all well on the day for what is set to be another fantastic event. 

Stage 9 Information – North Downs Golf Course 

40 Players Participating

11 groups x 4 players

£15 cash on the day

Individual Buy In - £10 (£10 x 40 = £400)

1st Place = £180 winner

2nd Place = £100 second

Closest Pin x 3 = £40 per pin 

TBIS Bonus Prize – Closest to the pin in 3 shots on the 5th hole Par 5. 

Mandatory Team Buy In per Individual - £5 p/p (£20 per team x 10 = £200)

Group win = £200

**IN THE EVENT OF A DRAW IN ANY COMP A PLAYOFF PUTT OFF WILL DECIDE THE WINNER**

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Purley planning was in the pipeline for over a month, weather for 2022 so far has been solid and sunny, but the one day the TBIS come to town the heavens decide to open up leaving the group to question… does the TBIS have a Surrey curse?

New members to the group have heard the whispers, but surely this was just a coincidence? It couldn’t happen again could it? It did, and boy did it come down! It seems like every time the yellow and black clan head across the Sussex border they are punished with monsoon rain and with North Downs around the corner a wave of American Golf wet weather orders has surged! 

As much as the front 9 weather upset the majority, the course itself was a little gem that will see the group come back for sure in the summer months. The greens themselves considering some had the River Nile running through them were as true as your going to get, and in some ways helped players as I’m sure they will be like glass come the hotter months.  

The TBIS had to go to plan B for the stunning signature par 3 hole to open the day’s events with shot scope camera angles being binned, and a hostile crowd planned dampened by most heading for shelter and warmth. The only man to keep his composure and take the first closets pin was Mr Dave Wilds who swung the club first, and in the first group that he stiffed to 5ft. The second Par 3 closets pin went to Scotty Hunt with a nice £30 notes in his back pocket which will go towards his monthly perm appointment at Richard Johns. The final shoot out was a dead heat with Ashley Hefford and Bradley Lewis sharing the cash after both putting there tee shots 2ft away from the pin, deep down both will be disappointed as on another day these shots take all the cash. Lewis though will be a little less damaged as he cradled his fresh box of ProV1s as he landed the TBIS Bonus prize for the day with a closet in 3 on the short par 5. 

With bad weather and constant moans of frustration around Purley, the TBIS team game points totals would seem to be low, but somehow the full cash amount went to the team with the player that produces the balls for the day & has won the past two team events… you do the math. Newbie Jazz Rance, Sam Guile, Dave Blunsdon and the most famous apprentice in the south coast Liam Humphreys cleared up with an impressive 36-point total. 

Onto the big one, and two newbies to the TBIS Tour got a taste of how the society settle things by playing out first and second place in a “Putt Off” finale. 

Graham Mepham & Andy McCarthy aka Baby Calf walked out to the Purley Downs putting green to full sunshine gleaming over a course that the group thought they would play in the morning, leaving the TBIS crowd a chance to see this beautiful golf facility in all its glory. Sounds of nerves and bum holes twitching echoed around the downs as two players experiencing there first event under the global brand name of TBIS commenced for battle. Hole locations chosen by the group and the putt off commenced, both hitting solid first strokes to 5ft away from the hole. Baby Calf the further away drained his in two which left the senior Mepham to match the putt or take 2nd place. Good stroke but no cigar as the ball crumbled away past the hole which gave Andy his first win on tour in his first event.

Two impressive 38-point totals on debuts which will now leave the Committee and Liam to deliberate over the handicap system once again. One handicap that will instantly be left alone will be poor old Caspian Wade Brown who shot a TBIS Record low 6 points that will leave him rocking the “I’m Pony at Golf” hat in the North Downs. He did call it a day half way through as the weather beat him, but to be fair to the guy he has to look after his magical barber hands otherwise people will be walking around the Worthing area with similar cuts to what Liam aka The Apprentice showboats and wears every day. 

No TBIS afterparty was in place for this event as some players were still recovering from the Christmas event in December (What a night by the way!) but as the last qualifier event at the famous North Downs golf course looms, and a plan of action will be implemented. The North Downs 9thevent is planned for Friday 4th March where most players will be planning in their 6th and final event required to win the big prizes come the “Race to the Stone” weekend in Oxford. Another pleasant and welcoming golf club in Surrey that most haven’t played before. Fingers crossed for no rain as this is another lovely track that is one TBIS players will want to tick off. 

A last mention is around the Oxford “Race to the Stone” weekend where the last settlement for this 2-day weekend will be required for the end of Feb 2022. The Committee have a fantastic weekend in store where we hope to have a few aces up our sleeve as well so that the weekend is one to remember for all that attend. This signature event will hopefully help us lay the foundations to create this annual event that grows and becomes better in years to come.  

Purley Downs GC –04.01.2022 – Stage Eight Standings

1st – Andy McCarthy – 38pts ** Playoff Win**

2nd – Graham Mepham – 38pts

1st NP – Dave Wilds  

2nd NP – Scott Hunt 

3rd NP – Brad Lewis & Ashley Hefford 

TBIS Team Ball – Liam Humphreys, Sam Guile, David Blundson, Jazz Rance – 38pts

TBIS Bonus Winner – Brad Lewis

The random draw has been made and the groups are in for Event 8 of the TBIS Race to the Stone. 

Meet time is 8am for a 9am first tee. On the day it will be £15 cash for nearest the pins, winners and group event.

This page will be updated over the coming days with all players handicaps for this event. 

Groups

Group 1
Ash Hefford (6) - Will likely win 1, if not 2 of the nearest the pins. - 6/1
Dave Wilds (11) - Deservedly cut for abusing TBIS Committee members. Will make up for it with softcore porn videos in the group. - 9/1
Adam Hunt (6) - Bad knee, will probably only score 38 points this time out. Annoying. - 5/1
Luke Collins (23) - TBIS still hasn’t seen the best of Sussex’s best landscaper. Committee are fully aware though of his ability to cause an upset. 9/1

Group 2
Joe Hansell (12) - Two-timer is back. Only person ever to have won 2 TBIS events. Cut 2 shots from Mannings. 13/2
Sean Culley (24) - Not his best showing on his debut round on TBIS. - 11/1
Grant Thetford (17) - A good round here will see Grant fly up the leaderboard, wiping out his worst 22points. - 8/1
Joe Perry (12) - Hoping for a miracle at Oxford - won't be anywhere on the leaderboard. 8/1

Group 3
David Herbert (13) - Does this guy know how to score less than 36 points? Current leader. - 5/1
Lew Jenkins (13) - The Sussex Chesney has dropped down the leaderboard. Mentally weak? Big round required alongside his title contender. - 7/1
Ashley Towler (24) - Played in all 7 TBIS events. Still has a chance to make his way up the leaderboard, if he doesn't dribble it 10 yards off the first tee. - 10/1
Case Wade Brown (21) - Was East Brighton a fluke? Must've been. Not seen any golf from Cas since. - 10/1

Group 4
Liam Humphreys (20) - Spun the wheel again and got a shot back. Will never win though. - 10/1
Sam Guile (18) - A solid outing at Worthing. Will be one to watch here - got a chance off 18. - 8/1
Jared Rance (13) - Complete unknown. - 7/1
Dave Blunsdon (15) - An uneventful 32 at Worthing, would have been different if he didn't scratch 16 & 17. - 8/1

Group 5
Barry Boyling (24) - Causing the TBIS kit man all sorts of problems with his bespoke garment requirements. Hot and cold on the course. - 14/1
Graham Mepham (17) - Another newbie, but known to the Committee. Yet to see his best we think. - 10/1
Macca Daniels (19) - 2nd last time out, let himself down (embarrassed) on the putting green after - 15/2
Aidy King (18) - The smallest guy on tour has never shot his handicap on the TBIS…. even shot a 60 front 9 at Worthing. Disgusting. - 11/1

Group 6
Tony Elliott (21) - Too old to ever win - 12/1
Scott Hunt (23) - A much better performance at Worthing, needs to get 2 rounds in to replace a dire 18 points scored at Mannings to make his leaderboard look better. - 10/1
Neil King (18) - The taller, younger King somehow sits at the bottom of the leaderboard. Has spent all his life looking up, so this won't be new to him. - 10/1
Craig Boyling (10) - Sitting nicely on the leaderboard. Wipes out his 29 and he is likely to be Top 5. - 7/1

Group 7
Alex Duncan (19) - The 108 he shot at Worthing was probably the highlight of his day, after going home and ruining Christmas that evening. - 11/1
Ryan Geall (19) - Back on tour after a long lay off. Been working on getting the ball more than 2 foot off the ground. One to watch. - 9/1
Brad Lewis (4) - The two bedwetters have somehow been drawn together. Will not be invited back to the Hunt house after this event. - 9/2
Hayden Hunter (13) - Another complete unknown. Roll the dice on this one at your own peril. - 7/1

Group 8
Ashley Wright (36) - Hold the TBIS record…. for lowest ever points score. - 16/1
Adam Wilds (25) - Spending a lot of time on the range and course. Maybe. - 12/1
Alf Garnham (16) - Saved by his son for the ‘Pony at Golf’ hat last time out - 10/1
Andy McCarthy (14) - Newbie. Unknown. Bookies weary. 7/1

New year and the same habits for the TBIS as we have secured the next venue for event 8 at the beautiful Purley Downs Golf Course. The location has been chosen for the fact that the course is renowned for good drainage as we hit the predictable wet months of the year. Purley Downs Golf Club was established in 1894, and the course was designed by J.H. Taylor, one of the famous triumvirate of Taylor, Vardon and Braid.  Over the years the course has been visited by many famous names, including major winners, Henry Cotton, Gary Player, Tony Jacklin and VJ Singh to name a few. Which shows exactly why the TBIS group will slot in under those names nicely. 

With this being Event 8 in the ‘TBIS Race to the Stone’ playoff weekend, several players will be participating in the 6th much needed TBIS qualifier for points averages required for that weekend. With only one more planned event in March at Purley’s neighbor in Surrey North Downs GC, TBIS playing staff will be keen to score well. 

The opening hole at Purley Downs is an eye-opening Par 3 to start proceedings which the TBIS will set up as a closest pin for the day. Nerves will show for all players as they swing the club with no warmup, in front of a grandstand of ASBO’s for life changing money of £30. The hole in the past has been described by Golf World Magazine as “perhaps the best opening par-3 in golf” which means the pressure really is on for each participant to play this hole respectfully and well. The TBIS Media team will again have Shot Scope Technology in play to capture the majority of unorthodox swings on the tee box stage. 

 The course goes on to show unbelievable views and skylines of London so if your game really is going that bad for the day then you can always admire the beautiful settings that Purley GC has to offer. 

Recent feedback via an online questionnaire has highlighted that the playing pool of players would prefer a bigger prize pot for the playoff weekend down in Oxford. Details have been considered by the TBIS committee who will now outline the prize structure for the end of season finale. The leader board for that weekend is changing all the time with players finalising there 6 event averages, so this looks to go down to the wire when the qualification stages end in March at the North Downs GC. 

36 players have been registered for Purley Downs where the prize pots will follow the normal money structures highlighted below. 3 closest pins will be in play with the TBIS bonus prize on this occasion being used for the hole 17th where a prize will go to the player who is closest to the pin in 3 shots. In true TBIS style any ties across any 1st/2nd or TBIS bonus hole will be resolved by a ‘Putt Off’ on the putting green with holes marked by the day’s players. 

The draw for the event will be completed by Sunday 30th Jan with the first tee time being a nice and early 9am on this occasion. Bacon rolls and Coffee will be available from 8am which means most should miss the traffic heading into the dizzy heights of Surrey. The TBIS Committee and Liam would like to wish all participants the best of luck for the day where hopefully some good weather in in store for the group. 

Stage 8 Information – Purley Downs Golf Course 

36 Players Participating

9 groups x 4 players

£15 cash on the day

Individual Buy In - £10 (£10 x 36 = £360)

1st Place = £170 winner

2nd Place = £100 second

Closest Pin x 3 = £30 per pin 

TBIS Bonus Prize – Closest to the pin on 17th hole Par 4. 

Mandatory Team Buy In per Individual - £5 p/p (£20 per team x 9 = £180)

Group win = £180

**IN THE EVENT OF A DRAW IN ANY COMP A PLAYOFF PUTT OFF WILL DECIDE THE WINNER**

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With the TBIS growing arms and legs over the past few years it was only right we brought ‘Major’ Events to the tour. 

The TBIS Committee and Current Tour apprentice Liam have introduced two Major’s over the course of each season, where the reward for a win will be a famous gold star pin that will always be on show and present at each future event. 

Major events will always be allocated to the traditional Christmas event in December at Worthing Golf Course and the ‘Race to the Stone’ playoff overall winner played in April at a selected course changed year to year. 

These gold stars will only go to tour players who can step up and take center stage, when everything really is on the line to become part of this elite members club. 

This year’s Christmas winner and first Major Star owner in TBIS history went to Sam Bond who came home with an impressive 40-point total playing of 16 around the Colt at Worthing. 

Sam will now wear is accolade with pride at future events, Congratulations Mr Bond. 

Tour players buzzed around like moths to a light on the 16th December as they first set eyes on the new merchandise the TBIS Society has to offer! The golden bobble hats are now ready for order so that warmth and comfort for your head will not be a problem over the winter months. Be the first to get your hands on this small piece of beauty for the small fee of £15 that will fit even the largest of heads (Tested on Joe Perry)Orders will need to be submitted directly to the TBIS What’s App Group 🟡 Where a first order will be going to suppliers over the Christmas period. Payment will be via the same TBIS details with a description used as ‘Hat’

The first Christmas event arrived this past week for the TBIS Society and it sure didn’t disappoint. 40 participants stepped up for the day making Event 7 in the 2021/22 season the biggest event yet in its history. 

Christmas Jumpers and knee-high socks had to be on show for the day, and with a fines total taken of only £15 this really did show the effort and commitment shown by the TBIS playing staff. Ross Garnham tipped Tony Elliott to the first-place rosette ribbon for best dressed, in a fantastic outfit. The TBIS are hoping that next year Lawro and Bartlett are taken under Ross’s wing where they too can shower themselves in full festive fun for Xmas 2022! Barts… Lawro… Big Dog Humphreys will be round for the pennies this week! 

Fueled by a bacon butty and in Wildsy’s case his 5th can of larger, the players made their way to the first tee. On a normal occasion at Worthing Golf Course Lower the 1st can prove to be an unpleasant starting hole, but due to ground improvements at the club the first would indeed open proceedings with the one and only temporary green for the day. A swift decision needed to be made by the TBIS Committee so Hole 1, SI 14 would now be made a SI 18 with Hole 9 now becoming SI 14. This decision would hopefully even out a days’ worth of golf which already had perfect conditions for a December with no wind in sight! With this group decision made higher handicap players may get those extra points needed on a course already known for being very difficult.

A bigger field meant new faces joining the TBIS for the day, where each newbie got to experience the little perks that the TBIS Society like to set up for its members every now and again. Drone footage, Risk & Reward Holes, Professional Photography and Yellow and Black Uniforms have all been part of what we do in the past and on this occasion a Shot Scope of first tee shots would add to the list above on why we are the best society around. Video footage will be available in the coming weeks as we look to Launch TBIS TV on the website for 2022, so watch this space… 

On to the golf where big pots of hard-earned cash were on offer, and with close knit scores being submitted at the end of play Thursday really does show the competitive nature the tour brings. Unfortunately for Lee Garnham his normal ruthless play when it comes to sport was out of sync for the day where he could only get going with 3 holes to play, which again lead to the ‘I’m Pony at Golf hat’ for a second time this year. Lee is breaking records this year on tour as the least consistent player currently with a huge win clocked at Chartham back in April to now having his name again marked on the piss stained white cap! Range time must be the order for Lee going into 2022. 

On to the accolades and the first clap around the room would go to the impressive group 7 (10:48am) made up of TBIS Apprentice Liam Humphreys, Grant Thetford, Scott Hunt and debut player to the tour Sam Guile who shot 41points and retuned with the coloured ball. Closets pins would be darted into greens by Joe ‘Ginger Wizard’ Perry, Bradley Lewis and Chesney lookalike Lew Jenkins all putting the ball inside 6ft.

The TBIS Bonus Award for the day went to Adam Hunt who put a level par 21-point total together through the front 9 holes. Hunty went on to finish second overall due to a playoff putt out with Macca Daniels with both players sharing a 39-point finish. This putt off didn’t live up to previous event excitements that’s for sure, with The Italian Stallion Macca Daniels already on his way to Peroni Land. Doubts of Maccas sober state were confirmed when he put his first putt of the green and into the A27 leaving Mr Hunt to roll up his ball to the hole and take the win and Macca having to get insurance details of a young lady who’s bumper he had hit with his Callaway Chrome Soft. 

The number one spot and first TBIS Major winner went to the impressive Sam Bond with a beautiful total of 40 points playing of 16. Bondy playing some fine golf by all accounts which in the end lead the way to a well-deserved engravement onto the famous TBIS Baking Tray. Sam will also be a proud gold ‘star’ holder as he takes the first out of 2 major honors available this season. The TBIS Committee have introduced the ‘Star’ system which will now be an established reward scheme for ‘Major’ event winners who will wear their star with pride at future events. Congrats Sam on being the first to do it. 

Celebrations for winner Sam continued with a fantastic turn out in the 19th hole at Worthing GC and into the evening at Number 24 in Worthing town. A big thank you from the TBIS for both establishments opening us with open arms that allowed us to celebrate together as 2021 concludes, and also Paul Franks or trying to control the pack at his friend’s bar! 

The committee are putting plans in motion as we speak for one or two events in 2022 which will be down to players discretion on if they want to hit the all-important 6 event window needed for a level point start in April.  The big one commences in Oxford for the conclusive ‘Race to the Stone’ Playoffs that will be over a 2-day slog and points will be vital to be in contention for the winner’s prizes on offer. Details of Oxford will be out for the new year ready for players to commit to a weekend of good company and I’m sure many laughs

The TBIS Committee and Liam would also like to thank all players who has competed so far this year as we continue to grow the yellow and black brand and we wish you and your families a brilliant Christmas and New Year. See you all in 2022. 

Worthing Lower GC –16.12.2021 – Stage Seven Standings

1st – Sam Bond – 40pts 

2nd – Adam Hunt – 39pts ** Playoff Win**

1st NP – Lou Jenkins 

2nd NP – Joe Perry 

3rd NP – Brad Lewis

TBIS Team Ball – Liam Humphreys, Sam Guile, Scott Hunt, Grant Thetford –41pts 

TBIS Front 9 Winner – Adam Hunt 

With Christmas now less than 2 weeks away, the TBIS are putting on their first ever Christmas Event at Worthing Golf Club. 40 players are going to battle it out for their name on the coveted TBIS Baking Tray. And here is how we think it will play out on the day….

Adam Hunt – 7 handicap – 9/2 

Now Adam has banked his 6 rounds, will be looking to wipe out that horror show he suffered at the hands of Surrey National. And looking at his calendar, he isn’t leaving anything to chance: Monday – putting lesson at Goodwood Golf Course, Tuesday – 18 hours at Mannings Heath, Wednesday – 4 hours with Tim in the back garden working on swing paths.  

Adam Wilds – 25 handicap – 18/1 

The fosters kid is bound to have a skin load at the first TBIS Christmas Tradition round and with that in mind has the bookies running scared. The tour knows from previous experience that when the beer is flowing Wildsy is on the money – fortunately there is no half way house at Worthing, and only a drought with 6 holes to go at Chartham caused a blow up. surely, he won’t make the same mistake twice.  

Adrian King – 18 handicap – 10/1 

Little Aidy has found himself in a group of two goliaths of Worthing Golf Club. Never really set the TBIS on fire, despite hearing of rounds of 40+ points at Horsham. The TBIS committee have requested that Aidy doesn’t wear green on the day due to his Elf like characteristics, as this may cause health and safety issues for the Christmas event - locals have been known around this time of year to look for that special photograph with one of Santa’s little helpers. 

Alex Duncan - 19 handicap - 12/1 

Bad ass Willy Gun could well kick on if he starts to commit to the game of golf. Playing of a respectful handicap and not playing a lot tells you everything you need to know. With a little more dedication to the game like he does his beer, Big Gay Al could well prove punters wrong with a famous win upon the Sussex hills.  

Alex Durroch - 27 handicap - 12/1 

Alex has been drafted in late to the TBIS Tour after jetting in from Asia to spend Christmas in the UK (he must be mental). A recent addition to the golfing world, a cursory sleuth of his Facebook sees him playing all sorts of exotic courses the other side of the globe – Worthing & the windy, wet and boggy Sussex hills will be a far-cry from what he has been used to. Wrap Up Whopper.  

Alex Sutton - 30 handicap - 14/1 

The TBIS committee have finally grown a heart and given Alex back a few extra shots to bring him up to 30 and his him 2 extra shots on the first 12 holes around Worthing. Could be interesting if Alex turns up with a round here – don’t expect the committee handicapping board to be this kind ever again.  

Alf Garnham - 15 handicap - 8/1 

New addition to the tour and a competitive one at that. Alf comes to Worthing as a new member who cannot get enough of the course playing 5 times a week currently as well as cutting the greens in the morning. With this knowledge and will to win, Alf could be one to have a punt on. 

Ash Towler - 24 handicap - 14/1 

The Phantom has completely squashed rumours from friends that he never appears on socials with full dedication of 6 event appearances to the TBIS. When the driver is on song Towler can cause problems and with Worthing GC playing long even without wind this attribute could make the difference. Outside chance for sure, but putting will need to equal is long play.  

Ashley Hefford - 6 handicap - 5/1 

With Ash Taylor out the running due to Work commitments another Ashley with a beautiful golf game comes to the fold. Ash learnt most of his golf trade from the neighbour course Hill Barn so plotting himself around Worthing should be similar. If he can get his putter hot the rest of the group could be in massive trouble.   

Barry Boyling - 24 handicap - 14/1 

The loveable Barry Boyling joins the TBIS players club and will make his anticipated debut at Worthing GC. A recent member to the course will put Baz in good stead for the day. If the baby draw plays ball, then a good points total is easily on the cards. This track is unforgiving and a solid all-round game may be the ticket for a win, however he remains the only player the TBIS committee have ever witness tee off and hit the ball 90 degrees in to the tee markers – a truly unique feat.  

Brad Lewis - 4 handicap - 5/1 

Finally got the win he craved at Horsham a few events back and even though cuts have come from a handicap perspective Bradders is still sniffing around the top spots. Another member at Worthing GC and has it in his locker to go close again if he settles early. Could be a big problem for the bookies even of a low handicap mark. 

Caspian Wade Brown - 21 handicap - 11/1 

Cas again has not quit the game he loves to hate, whimpers flooded Cowdray after a meagre points total that narrowly made the Sussex barber miss out on the TBIS ‘I’m pony at golf hat’  

Has Cas learnt his lesson that golf is hard and that most will hit bad shots. Punters have predicted that if Cas can relax and enjoy the sport then rewards will come his way. The ball is really in his hands. 

Chris Lawrence - 23 handicap - 10/1 

A late fitness test will be the order of the day for the big man and this is not physical test by any means. A beg and plead to wife Jo will be the defining factor on Lawro’s appearance on the day. Currently a second place to his name on similar layout at Surrey National could see Chris run close if he’s allowed to play. 

Craig Boiling - 9 handicap - 7/1 

Pressure for Craig comes with his Dad breathing down his neck for inhouse bragging rights. Ducky has pulled of lovely scores recently which has seen him move up to 5th in the leader board with his well needed 6th event to come in the new year. Last seen at Mannings Heath can Craig do it on a Cold Thursday Morning away at Worthing that is the question on most punters lips. 

Dave Blunn – 15 handicap – 9/1 

New on to the TBIS Tour, ‘Blunny’ will be joining the father & son Wilds duo in the 2nd group out. Although he is a Leeds United, people shouldn’t hold that against him – however if he turns up at Worthing wins on his first time out, he will not be invited back.  

Dave Hedgecock - 20 handicap - 10/1 

The Eagle Man makes his comeback at Worthing after missing out at Cowdray. Sitting midtable in the RTTS leaderboard, with a low point score of 23, so will be looking to improve upon that at Worthing at jump up in to the top 10 – although he will probably be making more arrests for drunken disorderly in Worthing town later that evening than scoring points that day. 

Dave Herbert - 13 handicap - 6/1 

Latest winner of the tour and shots cut back will be a certain as this amigo hasn’t shot below 30 points in 6 events. Competitive and driven could see Spanish Dave run close again even with a cut. Lunchtime practice round booked in on Wednesday is a clear indication on Dave wanting to make his family proud by bringing in another top 10 finish on home soil.  

Dave Wilds - 16 handicap - 9/1 

Has the tide changed with Wildsy Senior. Started to find his old self with some consistent displays on the tour. 34 points on a similar track at Cowdray maybe the dress rehearsal needed for a first win close to home. Dave has been paired with his favourite son Adam on this occasion and good friend Blunny so there is no excuses for Wildsy Senior not being in his comfort zone when racking up a respectful points totals.  

Gareth "Ginge" Cook - 23 handicap - 14/1 

After years of working to the mantra of ‘Dont move out, move up’, perhaps a more apt saying for Ginge’s golf game is ‘Dont turn up, give up’. Languishing way down the leaderboard, it is going to take a miracle for this Ginger Jesus to resurrect himself – but stranger things have happened on the tour... 

Gary Tillet - 22 handicap - 10/1 

The silver fox heads to Worthing GC after a beat-up display at Cowdray Park. Interviews later explained that Gary as been struggling with balancing a Multibillion-pound Greyhound breeding company and the high demands of being a favourite on the TBIS players tour. After much needed Sunday talking sessions down the famous Empire Counselling Club Gary is now swinging the club better then he has ever done. Thursday 16th and the first Xmas TBIS Tradition Comp may well be his day finally. 

Grant Thetford - 17 handicap - 8/1 

One of 11 Worthing members playing in the event – started the RTTS competition strongly but has simmered off in recent events. Hearing rumours that Grant has managed to get a couple of practice rounds in prior to Thursday, alongside Brad Lewis, Macca Daniels and Lou Jenkins – the bookies have not had word yet on how many points were scored, but odds may change if it was more than 32. 

Joe Perry - 12 handicap - 9/1 

Home advantage for another member who seems less consistent then ever on current form. One week he’s flying and another he’s digging for badgers on fairways! New irons are due to arrive for the day, will this be the addition he needs to finally seal the deal. Outside chance from a big field for sure. Gets the new wands moving correctly and the Ginger Wizard could well be the first Xmas Winner of TBIS.  

John Hearn - 23 handicap - 11/1 

Jonny is currently front runner to be the tours ‘Most Improved Player’ for 2021. Feedback from the tours swing coach Tim Lewis is that Jonny is putting in the hours and is finally seeing some rewards for his hard work. Worthing GC is a monster of a course that even the Pros find hard, but with this newfound confidence and set of fitted irons in use John could well turn up and take it all.  

Lee Garnham - 17 handicap - 8/1 

The buggy and lager have been booked as Mr Garnham takes a more relaxed approach to the Xmas Worthing Event. Another player who could well be dangerous if he enjoys his day. Proven already this season with a win and highest point total ever in TBIS history at Chartham Park, Lee is one that could well again turn up. Lucky for Lee on this occasion if he does lose a ball Dad Alf is on hand and local to come help him find it. 

Lou Jenkins - 13 handicap - 8/1 

Jenkins has found time to put off Christmas appearances aside as a Coronation Street legend Chesney, so that he can get his 5th TBIS event appearance in the bag. Money will be short with this decision and there is no doubt amongst the TBIS Committee that this Ginger ridgeback will be doing all he can to get his hands on the prize pot. A wounded animal is always dangerous.   

Liam Humphreys - 19 handicap - 12/1 

Lommy’s first year out of 7 as the TBIS Apprentice is nearing the end and what have we learnt… He’s improving and big odds cannot be added anymore. Sitting 3rd in the overall Potter would love a win and his name on the tray to close out the year! Does he have that in the locker…maybe, but this lad is used to blowing his load early with no impact.  Playing off 19 might be too bigger step. Maybe a learning curve this medical expert needs.  

Luke Collins - 23 handicap - 12/1 

Mr Collins is currently struggling on tour with an average of 27 points across 6 events. Better Golf has been seen from Luke across Sussex but the big TBIS occasions hasn’t seen Sussex’s Alan Titchmarsh hit the heights media would love him to hit. A day of drinking culture in a golf buggy and a course close to home may be the recipe required for a points total needed to kick start Luke’s season. 

Macca Daniels - 20 handicap - 11/1 

Another member of Worthing Golf Course and another player who is currently getting frustrated with the game in Winter. Whispers around camp is that the Italian Stallion was ready to have time away from the game, but the resilient nature of Macca has dug in and is finally seeing golf reward him back with hours on the range banked. A regular Sunday competitor will know this course better than most and would have played in every condition possible. Confidence Is key here and if he can start well don’t be surprised to see this ginger nag come home late on with a place finish.    

Mike Dunn - 36 handicap - 20/1 

New to the game Dunners still plugs away and continues to do the correct training measures to improve week after week. The evidence is clear with respectful scores ticked off through events. This is a big challenge with a huge field of players, but don’t write off a guy who has nothing to lose and will also be fuelled with alcohol for the entire 18.  

Paul Franks - 18 handicap - 9/1 

The loveable Paul Franks currently sits 19th on the leader board with Worthing being his 5th event to date. Punters will be hoping Paul can play as well as his social organising skills after stepping up for the TBIS in booking number 24 bar after Thursdays golfing proceedings, Most society committees would reward this generosity with shots back on the day…. But not us. Thanks again Paul. 

Richard Bartlett - 15 handicap - 7/1 

Having completed 3 events, it seems unlikely Bartlett will have the required events to qualify outright for the TBIS Oxford trip, and will have to enter on a 1 or 2 point deduction if he wants to participate. He also finds himself in the opening group alongside some higher handicappers – hopefully their woeful golf will not bring his classy left-handed swing down to their level.  

Ross Adams - 11 handicap - 7/1 

Vegan Ross will turn up for the day with his usual lettuce roll from Greggs and coffee grounded from Sussex pig manure, but this seems to work for the modern-day Moby. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride having been involved on several Putt offs on tour, but yet to land one due to a stubborn claw putting grip that seems to stab the ball to the hole. If he can link up his consistent approach play with a day of brightness on the greens, then the TBIS first Vegan pin up could well see his name on the tray and finally become the bride. 

Ross Garnham - 15 handicap - 9/1 

Married last weekend and relaxed more than ever. The Par 3 king comes into the event as the NAP for Thursday. Consistent Ross will love the Worthing layout and with an impeccable short game could see points totals see him over the line. Christmas Jumper and socks is also something that will suit Ross as he is often seen wearing similar attire throughout the summer to work. Everything really is in favour for the man who currently sits 13th on the TBIS leader board 

Sam Johnson - 27 handicap - 16/1 

Northern Sam attends his second event on tour thanks to a golden handshake from brother in law Winkle. A full-time translator will accompany Sam on the course and into the evening as the language barrier will become an issue for the southern players of the TBIS. Big Hitter Sam could well pick up some lovely points totals for the day, but… his putting will have to be on song! Which when you’re built like an American fridge freezer may prove difficult when requiring that light touch around the greens. Don’t waste your money on this occasion, but perhaps one for the future. 

Sean Franks - 12 handicap - 7/1 

Sean comes to the tour as an unknown. Son of dad Paul, Sean tuns up to the competition playing off 12, but with a career in the game as a head groundskeeper on his CV are the TBIS bookies about get hustled? Long nights and discussions aligned these odds.    

Sam Bond - 16 handicap - 8/1 

Big Hitter Bondy has come close on numerous occasions but just hasn’t had that extra 5% to see the job over the line. Being a big hitter at Worthing will pay dividends especially in the winter months so don’t be surprised again to see Sams name sniffing around the prize pots again come end of play Thursday. TBIS one to watch. 

Sean Culley - 23 handicap - 10/1 

Culley finally joins the us after pressure from several members of the TBIS. New to the game and committed could see Sean pick up some tray challenging points on the day with another who plays this track on the regular. If he can be straight off the tee he has a great chance of becoming the first person ever to win an event on there first appearance.  

Scott Hunt - 23 handicap - 16/1 

Scotty Hunt turns up to his 5th TBIS ‘RTTS’ event and is hoping that previous scores totals are a thing of the past. The city boy has recently been getting to caught up in the big smoke lights rather than concentrating on his golf game, and results are a true reflection of this neglect. A big day is need for this knock off Hunt if he wants to see his name in contention come April. 

Shane Salt - 20 handicap - 10/1 

Original TBIS member from the Vilamoura days has neglected the tour by only appearing once. The fact this is at his home club and isn’t costing him as much is a pure coincidence. Been out playing on regular according to Worthing senior members as he tries to use his course knowledge to bring home the tray. May well have the short game to do so. Let's hope he can come in the top 2 as this may be the only chance of any other player getting a beer of him.  

Tony Elliot - 21 handicap - 11/1 

TBIS Bookies are offering better odds on ‘Shetland Tony’ to complete his round under 6 hours rather than bringing home the tray on the day. Can he prove the bookies wrong? If the wind is up, and the greens expected to be as quick as they are Tony’s famous bump and run could be the skill set required for the win... Dark (and very small) Horse.  

So here we are… and if you are lucky enough to gain one of the 40 spots up for grabs then give yourselves a pat on the back as you as players are about to create TBIS traditions and history in one. The 2021 and first Christmas TBIS Society event is ready to go live at Worthing Golf Club where this yearly event and location will be etched into the local chalk landscape for many years to come. 

Traditions will not stop here…. Loud creative Christmas jumpers and Knee-high Christmas socks will have to be on show for this standout event to bring the true meaning of Christmas to the TBIS Society cult… Fail to do so…. And big fines will be implemented at the gain of the Society for that day. 

Chilled alcoholic beverages will be expected to be on show through 18 holes and then continued into the 19th hole bar after. Showers and Cocoa Butter will be available on site, so players should be pampered and prepped ready to start the evenings events where whistles will be wet for the main antics as the group supports local drinking establishments in Worthing. 

The Lower course at Worthing Golf Club is one of the best around currently in Sussex and is a proud home location for many of the TBIS Playing staff. The course itself was opened in 1906 but a re-design of the beautiful lower course after the first world war by Harry Colt has now matured into one of the most succulent downland courses in the country. The greens will be by far the hardest played by the society this season and if the wind is up don’t be too disheartened with a over handicap shooting round. Brutal par 5s and most holes with no flat lie will put into prospective how hard this game really is. The lower course can really beat you up on most occasions where solid, clever and sensible golf maybe just the winning formula.

We welcome several newcomers to the TBIS Xmas Extravaganza who cannot wait to get their teeth into the TBIS black and yellow cake. Local seniors in Alf Garnham and Barry Boiling have passed tour medical/healthcare procedures and TBIS tour card requests accepted by the Committee. Both will join the race to the stone 7th event, although they will have an uphill challenge on taking the golden egg due to a minus point start in Oxford if they were to attend. The same challenge will also be presented to Sean Cully who again is a newcomer will not fulfil the 2021, 6 event fixture requirement that would see him start on baseline points, he as well would go into Oxford with a minus point disadvantage if he was to accept the Playoff weekend invitation. 

Great work from the TBIS IT department has now created a dropdown of events played on the Leader board tab at http://TBIS.Golf  ready for the ‘Race to the Stone’ weekend event. The detail added has put a real spin on the league standings as we come down to the last few events for this season which will determine playoff points structure come April. 

Same playing format will be applied for Event 7 with prize pots going to 1st and 2nd places. 3 closest pins will also be added as well as the TBIS Team Ball game. A small TBIS Gesture will also be given for best front 9 score on this occasion. If ties/draws do occur at the end of play the winner will be decided in true TBIS style with a putt off to claim the win and bragging rights. 

Weather for the day is a lottery, It is December so we ask that all members cross there fingers and toes for no rain and no wind…. If this does come…. Well… good luck! We will all need it.

Stage 7 Information – Worthing Golf Course – Lower/Colt

40 Players Participating

10 groups x 4 players

£15 cash on the day

Individual Buy In - £10 (£10 x 40 = £400)

1st Place = £180 winner

2nd Place = £100 second

Closest Pin x 3 = £40 per pin (Holes 3rd, 9th, 14th)

TBIS Bonus Prize – Best Front 9 stableford score  

Mandatory Team Buy In per Individual - £5 p/p (£20 per team x 10 = £200)

Group win = £200

**IN THE EVENT OF A DRAW IN ANY COMP A PLAYOFF PUTT OFF WILL DECIDE THE WINNER**

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The scene was set for a spectacular day of golf when the beautiful winter sun started to rise over the amazing Cowdray Golf Estate. I think most would agree from event 6’s players that this golf track was the best we have played to date on the TBIS tour. Greens like glass in November really played havoc on the field, and we wont even discuss the density of the rough if you missed fairways as several members of the yellow and black army would love that sort of volume on there heads. 

A smaller field for event 6 was obvious compared to the normal hustle that the TBIS normally brings to the table, yet a good turn out of 21 still teed it up ready for play as others missed out on this little gem in the south downs. 

Several groups of 3 set off first due to player restrictions and seemed to get good point totals locked in on the front 9. The 4 balls followed where glimpses of yellow and black glittered around the course on such a lovely day, a great advertisement on why we all get together and play this game we love to hate. 

The Team game was the one that Sky Cameras were following throughout the day where two teams battled it out through 18. A total of 29 points a piece created the best playoff competition to date. Tee group 1 consisting of Dave Wilds, Ross Garnham & newbie Sam Johnson slogged it out with tee group 3 involving Ross Standen, Cas Wade and Ash Taylor. Two heavyweights were voted by there teams in Wilds Senior and Dustin lookalike Ash to go to battle in the most tense playoff final in the history of TBIS. 3 rounds of 15ft, 21ft, 89ft and 2 putts in the end by Dave Wilds brought the bacon home… and this has all been captured for the website archive for future watching! 

Closets pins on difficult par 3s went to Adam Hunt, Ross Garnham and debut player Nick Ballamy who left his first event with a nice £30 in his pocket. 

The main battle for top spots went down to back 9 score in the end with both players recording 17 points on the front. Hunty coming up short to the consistent Dave Herbert who pieced together an impressive 20 point back 9 that beat Hunts 35 point total to Spanish Dave’s 37. Dave finally gets his name on the baking tray and rightly so after consistent displays across playoff events is yet to see him shoot over 30 points this year. The deserving 20-point total on the back 9 pipped the tours current ‘Most Improved’ Player Johnny Hearn who’s chops were being licked all over the gaff as he believed his 19point total was enough for the ProV1s. In true golfing spirit and the fact that Shoulders face looked as if he was about to cry… Herbs donated a piece offering of a few golf sleeves for John to lose in his next round. 

TBIS would like to thank Cowdray for their hospitality and also for allowing the tour to use their splendid well-kept course. I wouldn’t say we did it justice but I can vouch for all members that the course is right up there with one of the best any of us have played and I’m certain that this will be booked in for the new year for the 22/23 season. 

Next up is the Christmas extravaganza for event 7 at the local and historical Worthing Golf Club. Traditions will be set by the TBIS society as our first Christmas event looms closer that we hope to continue for many years to come. It is for sure one event the privilege playing staff of the TBIS do not want to miss as we grow our group day to day. 

Cowdray GC –05.11.2021 – Stage Six Standings

1st – Dave Herbert – 37pts 

2nd – Adam Hunt – 35pts 

1st NP – Adam Hunt 

2nd NP – Nick Ballamy 

3rd NP – Ross Garnham

TBIS Team Ball – Dave Wilds, Sam Johnson, Ross Garnham –29pts ** Playoff Win**

TBIS Back 9 Winner – Dave Herbert 

TBIS Back 9 Charity Case – John Hearn (2 Golf Sleeves) 

Event 6 of the tour takes us to the beautiful parkland course at Cowdray Park in Midhurst. The Golf Course at Cowdray Park is set amongst the beautiful South Downs and forms part of The Viscount Cowdray’s 16500-acre Estate. The Golf Course itself overlooks the Ruins of the old Cowdray House where golf was first played at Cowdray Park in 1904, making this course the oldest to date for the TBIS society to try their luck at. 

The event for TBIS will be the smallest field to date for a playoff event with only 20+ players committing to the cause on this occasion.  The cramming of playoff events during this COVID year has been difficult to plan in 6-week windows due to the time scales left this year. Another major factor as year 2021 draws to close means that annual leave for many players is limited, meaning that the TBIS Committee and Liam will now research courses who can offer early tee times over weekend dates in 2022. The plan for the rest of the year is to have 1 more event booked in for December and then another in January.  The vote will go to the players to decide if a 3rd playoff competition is introduced February/March time before the trip to Oxford for the ‘Race to the stone’ playoff final concludes April 1st. 

The leader board seems to be taking shape as we draw closer to the 6 event averages used to determine places. The top 3 current players have withdrawn from Cowdray on the 5th which could mean future movements at the top may happen. A big risk but a great opportunity for outsiders to slide there way up to the top where extra points come the ‘Race to the Stone’ could make the difference for life changing prizes.  

The normal prize purse for this event will be shortened due to numbers but the same format will continue. 1st and 2nd prizes, 3x closest pins and on this occasion best back 9 score will be given to individuals. The TBIS best stableford team game will continue into event 6 playing with the famous concrete balls (requests have been made to our sponsor Fore Golf Balls to donate some balls that don’t damage club faces on impact). The draw for event 6 will again miss out pool selections and will be completed by random at the request of the players who enjoyed this concept put in place at Silvermere. 

The draw for event 6 will be live on the website (https://tbis.golf/news) come Tuesday 2nd November evening which will show participating players tee times and groups. 

Weather conditions for the event are a classic wet and windy day in around Midhurst which is always expected when the TBIS Society head to town. This could of course change within a week, but brollies and an extra towel should be packed just in case or for some players this could be a positive as beverages consumed should stay nice and cool for 18 holes. 

The TBIS Committee would like to wish all participants involved with event 6 all the best for the day. The social event after play will be cancelled on this occasion as Thursday 16th December at Worthing GC is just around the corner. A full capacity for that day after the golf would be very much appreciated as we will highlight this event as the annual TBIS Christmas Party evening into town. The first of many as we grow the TBIS brand for the future. 

Stage 6 Information – Cowdray Park Golf Course 

24 Players Participating

6 groups x 4 players

£15 cash on the day

Individual Buy In - £10 (£10 x 24 = £240)

1st Place = £100 winner

2nd Place = £50 second

Closest Pin x 3 = £30 per pin 

TBIS Bonus Prize – Best back 9 stableford score  

Mandatory Team Buy In per Individual - £5 p/p (£20 per team x 6 = £120)

Group win = £120

**IN THE EVENT OF A DRAW IN ANY COMP A PLAYOFF PUTT OFF WILL DECIDE THE WINNER**

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Silvermere GC – Event 5 – 15th October 2021 – Results

The TBIS Society took short trip up the M25 north into Surrey to start event 5 at the lovely Silvermere Golf Course.  A narrow tree lined course with the best 2 finishing holes down south was predicted to cause trouble and did just that with the shortest scoring points total for a TBIS win to date. 

Late minute pull outs, college day cancellations and big money deals to seal in the big smoke flew around the TBIS what’s app group prior to tee off, where a final figure of 31 players stepped up for battle. Nerves were clear as the most improve player Brad Lewis playing of 5 smashed the golden egg team ball right into the driving range which set the standard of scoring up for the rest of the round for most TBIS players. 

Whispers around the course echoed that most were finding the course a tough place to play in the drizzle and no sun. Sights of non-grouped yellow shirt members not on their own fairways seemed to be a common site as there shit show of golf that day was being discussed hole to hole. 

Joe Perry Joint CEO of the tour dipped into the TBIS business account to purchase some new shoes prior to play as his partner LC hadn’t carried out her duties that evening by waxing his precious golfing loafers. The new purchase didn’t disappoint with a second place finish with 32 points and no blisters in site that finally put Perry Winkle in company he's been pushing for all season. The winner though was the improving George Surry who came home with 34 points the lowest total for a win to date since the TBIS started. What was more impressive though was that apparently no clubs or trees had been beaten up through the round by George, as his game seemed to warrant a uncommon smile for the Primark model of the tour. Congrats George and welcome to the elite winners of the TBIS where your name will always be marked on the famous baking tray. 

The team game was one that was predicted to be a low scoring event with 1st tee shots from many groups causing havoc to local wildlife and driving range customers. An impressive 32 points total for Group 2 that included Adam Wilds, George Surry, Caspian Wade-Brown & Ash Hefford brought the prize money home. The story dosn't end there though as the group had to convince Wildsy that the ball didn’t need to return back to the clubhouse for the win. This was after he nearly got undressed and down to his pants to collect the ball from a lake on 16th as he felt responsible that they wouldn’t see the cash come home for his team! A true teammate who would do anything for his group. Its taken 5 events…. But finally Wildsy understand the logic of the game.

Closets pin wins went to the confident and accurate Ash Hefford who is making a habit of winning on Par 3s, Sam Bond who isn’t shy of picking up accolades on tour and Grant Thetford who is another one who is sniffing around the prize pots on most TBIS events. The closest in 2 on 18 over water went to Ross Adams with a lovely approach that left him 12 ft from the pin and his reward was a dozen ProV1s which will be lost by Event 6 at Cowdray Park. 

In all another great day for the TBIS Society where smiles, swearing, laughter and head loss was again a common site. We move on quickly to Event 6 of this years playoff events at the lovely Cowdray Park in Midhurst. Numbers for this event could eb a lot smaller to what the tour is use to due to the quick turnaround but what is guaranteed is the same level of pony golf expected. Thank you to Silvermere GC for a lovely starting bacon and sausage roll and also the hospitality after the event, I’m sure the TBIS will be back in the near future. 

Silvermere GC –15.10.2021 – Stage Five Standings

1st – George Surry – 34pts 

2nd – Joe Perry – 32pts 

1st NP – Ash Hefford 

2nd NP – Sam Bond

3rd NP – Grant Thetford 

TBIS Team Ball –Adam Wilds, Caspian Wade, Ash Hefford & George Surry – 32pts

TBIS Best in 2 Winner – Ross Adams  

Adam Hunt - 11/2

Hunt is 35 in 70 days, and still playing 2 games of football in a week and 16 rounds of golf. Those endless hours in Tim's back garden are paying off, he is down to an 8 handicap and shot an impressive 37 points last time out. Still a little way off in the leaderboard but if things continue you can expect to see him up there come end of the season. 
 

Adam Wilds - 18/1

After sinking more tinnies than scoring points at Mannings Heath, Wilds claims that he will not be drinking this time around - a claim that probably has less chance than Liam actually ever not being the TBIS apprentice. Will take a brave soul to back this donkey. 
 

Adrian King - 7/1

Aidy has survived a recent bout of Coronavirus to be at this TBIS event - many thought this mini-golfer might not make it through, given his age and very small stature, but he's made it through and will be playing off a very competitive 17 mark at Silvermere. 
 

Alex Duncan - 12/1

A no show at Horsham and unavailable at Mannings Heath on the back of a 99 at Surrey National - some say he was too embarrassed to show his face, others have said he was trying to book a flight to Turkey now that they're off the red list for a 'haircut' - whatever the reason, Alex has a 18 handicap but has yet to show if he warrants that. 
 

Alex Sutton - 18/1

Alex has finally been given the 28 handicap mark for Silvermere, something that he has worked extremely hard for these past few TBIS events having not shot 30 points or more. 
 

Ash Hefford - 5/1

Made a solid showing on his first time out on the TBIS tour at Mannings Heath - the front 9 letting him down but very solid coming back in. Can definitely expect to see this guys name on the shield before the season is over.

Ash Taylor - 9/2

Ash currently sits top 10 in the leaderboard after a TBIS first under par back 9 at Mannings Heath. 35 points wasn't quite enough to get his name back on the Tray but if he manages to piece together a round at Silvermere, there might not be any stopping him. 

Ash Towler - 14/1

A somewhat of a surprise to see Towler languishing down the bottom of the leaderboard, only having Ash Wright below him. The Committee have given him back a shot as a morale boost, but in all honesty it will take a rocket up this guys arse to get him up that leaderboard at this point. 

Brad Lewis - 9/2

COVID has been the best thing to happen to this guy - started out the tour on a 18 handicap, and now 4 shots away from being a TBIS scratch golfer. 

Caspian Wade - 12/1

Cas has struggled on the tour since his 2nd place putt-off finish at Brighton. As such, he's been given a shot back and gets 19 at Silvermere. 

Dave Hedgecock - 10/1

Some solid golf from the Eagle man sees him sat comfortably in mid-table in the standings. Some good days and bad days in his overall form, but playing off 19 you can expect him to have a chance. A decent outsider bet here.

Dave Herbert - 6/1

Quietly went about his business at Mannings Heath. Still stalking the leaders, sat nicely in 4th. Got to think he is in with a shout at finally getting his name on the Tray at Silvermere. 

Dave Wilds - 10/1

Wilds Snr has been given a shot back after some, quite frankly, pitiful golf over 5 events which hasn't seen him break 30 points yet. The committee are currently in discussions over retiring this one off to the 'Champions' TBIS tour if he doesn't up his game soon. 

Gareth "Ginge" Cook - 12/1

Playing his 4th event now is 'Ging' however he will hope it doesn't go like it did at Mannings. A poor 16 points saw him narrowly escape without the 'Pony' hat. 

George Surry - 13/2

George is back on the tour after a long absence, which has seen his handicap go from 18 to 14. The one outing he has had say him bank 37 points at Chartham on a day where there were 4 players on 40+ points. Expecting big things from George this time out - either that or plenty of clubs will be thrown!

Grant Thetford - 13/2

Two impressive rounds, two not so impressive rounds sees Grant sitting mid-table in the standings with everything to play for. If he manages to string together a score like at Mannings or Horsham, than he will be close to getting his name on the shield. If it's like the other two, then his name could be on the 'Pony' hat. 

Joe Perry - 9/1

Some terrible form on the TBIS tour, despite winning other society events. Really needs to show up this time out or his season will be over before it has even started.

John Hearn - 11/1

What a return to the TBIS tour for Hearn at Mannings Heath - the trembling, sweaty mess that was on the Chartham driving range a thing of the past. Replaced by a new air of confidence and an impressive 36 points to match. Which John Hearn will Silvermere see Friday though?

Lew Jenkins - 6/1

Does this guy have a bad round in him? Despite the TBIS committee hacking away at his handicap, Jenkins has consistently performed on the tour. If this continues this time out, it could see him go in to a single digit handicap. 

Liam Humphreys - 9/1

Humphreys has somehow found himself top 7 in the overall leaderboard and hasn't finished lower than 11th at any TBIS event, he is seemingly proving his many doubters wrong. Can this James and the Giant Peach lookalike make the big step up and put his name on the Tray? 

Luke Collins - 12/1

Another TBIS tour member recently off the COVID list. Unfortunately also another who has yet to find a score over 30 points. Committee given him a shot back for Silvermere, lets hope that is the rejuvenation this horticulturist needs.

Macca Daniels - 10/1

The TBIS Committee would like to congratulate Macca on the recent addition to his family - hopefully another new member to the tour in years to come the Committee can milk a few £££ from! 

Neil King - 9/1

Like his brother, also had COVID - but being that much taller and younger (we think?), he stared death in the face and said not today. However, if he doesn't manage to find a decent score soon, the TBIS Grim Reaper will certainly get him. 

Paul Franks - 9/1

Paul has recently returned from Malaga where he picked up the trophy in a 3 day tournament - form he really needs to bring to the TBIS, as he is another that might be taken out back and put down if things don't pick up soon!

Richard Bartlett - 7/1

Rich returns for his 3rd TBIS event after two very strong scores - 35 & 36. Another one at Silvermere will almost certainly move him up from 5th in the leaderboard to top 3. Also a strong contender for getting his name on the shield. 

Ross Adams - 13/2

Brutally cut down to 11 for Mannings Heath, and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned and moaned about it. Might get cut another shot in the morning if there is any more moaning - TBC. 

Ross Garnham - 8/1

Given a shot penalty for a late pull out of a previous event. Has won the most nearest the pins on tour and came very close to the TBIS Baking Tray at Surrey National until news broke of Wedding planning chaos back home which sent him over the edge. Will be looking to add to his 31 point average in the leaderboard here. 

Ryan Geall - 10/1

TBIS regular Geall is back in the fold after missing out on Mannings Heath - and comes back sitting in a  healthy 13th place on the overall leaderboard. This gentle giant won't care about any wind that may be about on the course come Friday, seeing as he gets a golf ball apex of about 3 foot. Ryan is our bookie NAP this time out. 

Sam Bond - 8/1

A really solid 37 points saw Sam finish joint 3rd at Mannings Heath - his best finish on tour so far. He finds himself in a group Friday where everyone is a similar handicap, and really have got to be favourites for the group competition. 

Chad Milner - 15/2

Not much is known about this character. Some stalking of his Golf England profile suggests he can certainly get around a course with a WHS Index of 18.5. Bookies playing it safe with this potential bandit.

Terry Dodd - 17/2

Less reliable than a Southern train this one - will he show? Won't he show? Who knows.

Stage 5 Information – Silvermere Golf Course 

32 Players Participating

8 groups x 4 players

£15 cash on the day

Individual Buy In - £10 (£10 x 32 = £320)

1st Place = £140 winner

2nd Place = £60 second

Closest Pin x 3 = £40 per pin 

TBIS Bonus Prize – Closest to the pin in 2 on Hole 18. 

Mandatory Team Buy In per Individual - £5 p/p (£20 per team x 8 = £160)

Group win = £160

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TBIS EVENT 5 – Silvermere Golf Club 

This months October event takes us to the splendid Silvermere Golf Course in South East Surrey.  

Round 5 of the ‘Race to the Stone’ brings 32 players to the field for what now is being spoken about across several media outfits as the business end of the competition.  

This spectacular 18 holes will bring the best and worse out of the field where water dominates the playing surface. The famous 17 and 18th holes will be a real test of character and playing quality with both greens floating on their own, bringing a little bit of TPC Sawgrass to the south of England. The 18th hole in particular will bring the TBIS playing staff together as the final groups are watched with eagle eyes as they tempt fate to hit the putting surface.  

A twist to the draw has been released prior to Event 5 where pool groups will be scrapped for the Silvermere event. This means any player from any handicap can be drawn alongside each other to battle it out individually or as a team for the TBIS coloured ball event. 

A risk and reward event will also be introduced at Silvermere with the par 4 18th at 324 yards being a closest to the pin event in 2 shots where a small prize will be the reward for the winner. The standard 1st and 2nd place giveaway with 3 closest pins throughout the day will stand as normal. 

As mentioned, the TBIS playoff leader board is starting to take shape with middle ground players hustling for position with April’s 2 day ‘Race to the Stone’ event in sight. The top 3 however hasn’t changed much apart from event 4 winner Joe Hansell tucking himself in nicely in 3rd spot. The top two Lew Jenkins and Brad lewis still sit tight with impressive averages of 40pts and 37.5pts respectfully with Spanish Dave ticking along nicely under the front runner’s headwind. With a predicted 4 more events booked in prior to the playoffs there really is everything to play for.  

The TBIS committee will be proposing their handicap assessments and presentations this week to deliberate current leader board standings that could impact some of the field. Tee times and groups will be announced via the website early next week when the draw takes place. We expect the normal tears and moans via social networking sites…. But the TBIS Committee really don’t care. 

Weather at present is what you would expect for October with a cold and damp start expected for the first tee group off at 9.00am. Bacon rolls will be available with French Coffee from 8am. With the early tee time this should leave plenty of time to head back and have a couple at the Crabtree Inn in Lancing which has been chosen as Event 5’s Social establishment. A poor turnout in recent events has been noted so we would appreciate playing staff popping in for one or two. This shouldn’t be an issue with an early tee time on this occasion. 

The TBIS Committee look forward to seeing you all next Friday and wish you all the best of luck. 

Stage 5 Information – Silvermere Golf Course 

32 Players Participating

8 groups x 4 players

£15 cash on the day

Individual Buy In - £10 (£10 x 32 = £320)

1st Place = £140 winner

2nd Place = £60 second

Closest Pin x 3 = £40 per pin 

TBIS Bonus Prize – Closest to the pin in 2 on Hole 18. 

Mandatory Team Buy In per Individual - £5 p/p (£20 per team x 8 = £160)

Group win = £160

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The TBIS Society finally got the weather they deserved for a summer event and what better place to get it then the lovely Manning’s Heath – Waterfall Course.

33 players committed to the day with 31 only setting off on the first at 10.30am. Paul Franks being victim to dodgy back in the morning leaving him to focus on photos for the day and getting full fitness back before the big Spanish Trilby Tour Golf trip this week. Lee Garnham threw a text in the group at lunchtime saying his alarm didn’t go off after rumours spread that deep conversations into the night with dad Alf over handicap scandals of the TBIS had caused the previous winner of the tray to be a non-runner.

The tour welcomed a newcomer to the yellow and black army Ashley Hefford playing of an impressive 6 handicap and pushed his way as one of the days favourite at 9/2. Ash didn’t disappoint the TBIS fans with 2 closest pins to his name and a respectful 30 point score to start his campaign to the Race to the Stone playoffs. The final closest pin landed with Grant Thetford who is starting to gather a good prize pot from the society which could lead to early retirement for a bloke that seems to work 1 day a week already.

Front 9 prize pot was moved to the back 9 for event 4 to spice things up and keep players on their toes. The quality shined through with Dustin Johnson lookalike Ash Taylor scoping up the 12 new Pro V1s with a 1 under and 22-point mark on the back. Some Player, and maybe the kick he needs to really start to take the playoffs by the scruff of the neck and move up the leader board for the 2-day weekend event set for April.

Group event went to group 5 where a 30-point mark in tough and tight positions around Mannings was enough to get the job done. Congratulations to Sam Bond, Alex Sutton, Dave Headgecock and the senior of the group Dave Wilds where a good day out on the course left a nice £155 quid split between them and keeps Uncle Dave pension fund topped up.  

Onto the Main event, discussions around the beautiful Waterfall course could be heard for a full 5 hours on good and bad points totals for the day, the bad finally being taken by the inconsistent Adam Wilds. Only a few events back Wildsy had racked up a closest pin and 30 point mark around Chartham, for him to come in with a disappointing 12 points total this time around shows that the ‘Im Pony at Golf’ Hat could creep up and grab anyone at any time. The biggest disappointment of the day could be seen on Ash Wrights face who was convinced his 13 point mark was enough to get the of white, slight brown hat for the second time.

The battle for the tray went down to several players all battling out till the 18th. Lipped puts and near misses meant this came down to just two players who already have their name on the baking tray and a chance to create history by adding it for a second time.

Lew Jenkins once again sniffing around the money with agood points total that backs up the playoff leader board position with another top display and Joe Hansell who was the first original winner of the tray many years ago when the tour was just a small animal ready to grow arms and legs into the beast it is now. With points of 38 and 39 Joe Hansell in the end had the minerals to see the job over the line, no playoff putt of this time around but an appreciated win among fans of the TBIS that the Chesney lookalike Lou Jenkins hadn’t won again.

Thanks to the Valley Bar in Findon who on this occasion looked after the TBIS where many players came back and had a celebrational drink with the winner. The next event is around the corner where we visit Silvermere in Surrey. The aftermath will see us head back to the seaside resort of Lancing for the social as agreed previously to bounce the drinking love. Another big thanks to Mannings Heath GC who put on a great day for us. I think the TBIS Committee can speak for all players when they say the curse was in fantastic condition that really does back up its status as one of the best 18 in and around Sussex.

Mannings Heath – Waterfall 17.09.2021 – Stage Four Standings

1st – Joe Hansell– 39pts

2nd – Lew Jenkins – 38pts

1st NP – Ash Hefford

2nd NP – Ash Hefford

3rd NP – Grant Thetford

TBIS Team Ball – Dave Wilds, Alex Sutton, Dave Hedgecock& Sam Bond – 30pts

TBIS Back 9 Winner – Ash Taylor – 22pts (1 Under!)

Lew Jenkins - 13/2

Currently ranked #1 in the (TBIS) World. And because of that, he's been sufficiently handicapped - down to 15 now will prove tough. But the TBIS committee are not counting him out, Lew always turns up on big occasions and there will be plenty of opportunity for him to find points out there on Friday. Still a good bet. 

Ash Taylor - 4/1

A classy 37 points last time out at Horsham, Ash finds himself sitting in mid-table at the TBIS. No longer the lowest handicapped player on tour, with the committee brutally chopping Brad Lewis down to 5.

Adam Hunt - 5/1

The TBIS founder has found himself steadily lowering that handicap (despite trying to get himself a shot back!), down to 8 for this event. A deceptive 18th in the leaderboard currently after a horror show at Surrey National - that score will definitely be improved upon over the coming events so you can expect to see Adam in the mix come the end of the season. 8 will be an uphill task to win this event.

Craig Boiling - 11/2

Craig is another one that has flown under the radar on the leaderboard - 3 events in now and consistently scoring 30+ will see him there or there abouts at the end of the season. The bookies NAP for this event. 

Brad Lewis - 7/2 (f)

Cut again.... and rightly so! a win at Horsham put the Lewis name on the famous baking tray and with that a handicap heading towards scratch. Short odds again could see a payout for those that back.. still has it in the locker to turn up and shoot low and pick up extra pocket money en route. 

Joe Perry - 13/2

Chipping away at the handicap, and coming in with some nice consistent scores as well. Short game at present is on flames and with this in mind, JP comes to the table with a short price. Looking to gather momentum before his big trip to Spain next week Winks will for sure be dialling in those irons where he can flourish in taking the pensioners euros in the costa del sol. What better way to start then a win at home in the sun that he craves. 

Ross Adams - 5/1

Rossco to fans found himself in the last round putt off with a lovely 39 points to his name, unfortunately he didn’t take up the challenge for the win after stubbing his putter into the Horsham GC practice green. That saying… Ross finds himself moving smoothly through the leader board and is one that not only craves the win, but also to the bookies is a strong odd runner. 

Dave Wilds - 15/2

Still not convinced the TBIS Tour has seen the best of the normally consistent Mr Wilds. He is knocking…. And would also not be a huge surprise if he was to land this even though current scoring records have been of the mark. Rumours of a +1 round might even see him get a Friday-morning cut!

Dave Herbert - 5/1

Spanish Dave's scoring card over events is up there currently as a thing of beauty. If he carries on this way there is no doubt that he will be heading away with extra points start in the bag. Coming down the handicap mark nicely and improving all the time could see the Spanish bombshell finally get his name on the tray. TBIS have marked this player as one to watch 

Sam Bond - 7/1

Committee favourite with his good will nature to support the brand heads to Mannings with an eye for the win. Racking up nice points totals and collecting a few day prizes as well, Bondy will for sure want to align his name to the tray. If he can keep it straight of the tee, he has a leading chance 

Adrian King - 7/1

Aidy has not bought his best to the TBIS so far, one round of 36 at Chartham and everything else a bit lacklustre, leaves a lot of growing room for this pocket-rocket. It's easy to overlook this guy (you only have to be 5ft 2 to), but playing off 17 he will have chances. 

Neil King - 8/1

Neil came in with a respectful 28 points last time out at Horsham but will be chomping to get out there and hit a higher target this week at Mannings. The TBIS Committee have been left very surprised by the current 27th on the leader board, but with plenty of events in place and a long way to go in the season most bookies expect this consistent nag to be towards the top come March.

Lee Garnham - 7/1

Highest total point scorer in the history of the TBIS and Sussex by all accounts with a scandalous 44 points, yet still moans on being cut… what we do know is that If Lee turns up and plays the same way he did at Chartham with that total then a another win of this handicap mark would still run him close.

Paul Franks - 8/1

Paul links on to his third event on the TBIS but this time joins as ‘Pigs day’ Champion. If he can bring that form that brought in an impressive 39 pts that day then Paul will for sure be sitting comfortable come Friday evening. Great outside bet for this newcomer.

Grant Thetford - 17/2

Pulled the pants down of the committee after playing the sob story with a shoulder injury, to then go on and hit 39 points where he missed out on the tray to a putt off! Karma. Played his aces to early, and now will be cut from the handicap panel…. Or is Grant playing the long game. Dangerous 

Caspian Wade - 17/2

Caspian comes to The Waterfall course after missing out at Horsham due to injury. Rumours have it that Mr Thetford sat down with Cas to discuss the process he carried out by hustling the TBIS Committee with a career ending shoulder problem that left him with a 39pts score. Cas has a 2nd to his name already and defiantly has it in the locker to come out and play his A game which could see a win. 

Gary Tillet - 11/1

The only way is up for this silver fox in the TBIS leaderboard. Languashing way down there in 32nd place, we'd like to say Gary is a more classy competitor than that, however after witnessing the 12-putt in person, and a 4 point (32 pint) round, who knows which Gary the TBIS can expect. 

Dave Hedgecock - 10/1

The first ever winner on the TBIS Tour for the Risk and reward prize and gradually creeping up the playoff leader board see Hedgy as a great outsider bet. When he gets his driver hot the rest of the game seems to come together, lets hope for the punters sake he’s keeping it nice and warm. 

Tony Elliott - 10/1

Tony's points chart on his TBIS profile looks a lot like his real life cardiac monitor - not showing much sign of life and his end near. Shot well on a separate event at Horsham recently, lets see if he can finally bring his A game to the TBIS

Scott Hunt - 10/1

Practice rounds with fellow tour players of the Mannings Heath set up could put Scott in good stead around this tricky 18 holes. Fresh from a Mediterranean break away from the game, Hunty could be set to come out fighting for his first win. One that punters will have there eye on for sure. 

Adam Wilds - 14/1

This can go 2 ways for the Lancing Gazza. Have enough fosters in the golf bag and hit the ground running… or run out and watch his round disappear. This is really a tail of how Wildsy wants to attack the day, and with good weather promised this could be the perfect setting for the main man to come up trumps with a win. A high point of 35pts in the locker is a promising sign that this may be one you want to back. 

Ash Towler - 14/1

The 100/1 racehorse that is entered into every race field for decades but rarely wins… but this doesn’t mean they do not have a chance! The phantom will wear the ‘Im Pony At Golf’ hat proudly this coming Friday after a bottom score at Horsham of 20pts. This may be the pressure release Ash needs knowing he has hit rock bottom of the tour, which may send him out the traps as a big outsider. 

John Hearn - 14/1

Hearn is back! After missing the last 2 events, Johnny has stepped back up for Mannings Heath. Some have questioned that his disappearance was because of a breakdown on the Chartham Park driving range that couldn't see him hit the ball past the 25 yard marker, others have put it down to having to work on his house - whatever the reason, the committee hope to see John finally bank 30+ points.

Ross Standen - 17/2